downendcity Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 I've got You under my skin And now the end is near Fly me to the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 - Fire in my eyes like I've seen hell, I might walk in your house and spit on your couch, but I mean well - I'm an old-school postmodern man, a Marxist, intellectual Waka Flocka fan - There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you - Still deprived of sleep, I'll give myself a high-five if I survive the week - What tongueless ghost of sin crept through my curtains? - Is it my imagination, or have I finally found something worth living for? - My worlds were divided, flesh like handfuls of old newspaper - I'll neck a mezcal slurring "I'm not your friend pal", if I mispronounced your name then thats how its said now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 My brother knows Karl Marx, he met him eating mushrooms in the public park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 I got a sixty-nine Chevy with a 396, Fuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 Stuck inside these 4 walls sent inside forever never seeing no one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 And you’ll never sea an old man eton maaaarrrrrrrss bar bar bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 7 hours ago, David Brent said: And you’ll never sea an old man eton maaaarrrrrrrss bar bar bar But Eton Rifles ( which I thought was ‘ eating trifles the first time I heard it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Dazzler Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo- Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro- Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu by Quantum Jump. Or a bit of Boney M Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding Hey di, hey di, hoh (repeat x4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, New Dazzler said: Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo- Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro- Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu by Quantum Jump. Or a bit of Boney M Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding Hey di, hey di, hoh (repeat x4) If we're going down that road, I give you the opening 2 lines from "I Zimbra" by The Talking Heads: "Gadji beri bimba clandridi, Lauli lonni cadori gadjam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 39 minutes ago, One Team In Keynsham said: If we're going down that road, I give you the opening 2 lines from "I Zimbra" by The Talking Heads: "Gadji beri bimba clandridi, Lauli lonni cadori gadjam" Or from Nailsea's finest songsmith...... Wurple diddle I doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Dazzler Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, One Team In Keynsham said: If we're going down that road, I give you the opening 2 lines from "I Zimbra" by The Talking Heads: "Gadji beri bimba clandridi, Lauli lonni cadori gadjam" Actually used to have that on "The Name of this Band is Talking Heads" live album. Don't remember those opening lyrics though, but was not a great lover of that track in comparison to a lot of TH stuff. As my only contributions so far have consisted of 2 totally gibberish (Quantum Jump and Boney M) and one full of expletives, (Ian Dury) so its about time I put forward some more appropriate opening lines. Here goes:- You know your problem, you keep it all in. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot (one of the very few songs that have exactly the same starting line as the final line). Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, rolling into the night? I've been in this town so long that back in the city I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long, long time. When the rain is blowing in your face, and the whole world is on your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Seems like yesterday but it was long ago . Girl, you really got me goin' You got me so I don't know what I'm doin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 22:50, Gakoe said: I've got the money, I've got the place. You've got the figure, you've got the face. Fancy a glass of champers Sailor boy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 This ain't rock & roll. This is genocide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Going to a party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 All you punks and all you teds National Front and natty dreads Mods, rockers, hippies and skinheads Keep on fighting 'til you're dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 People try to p-put us down, just because we g-get around ( is this the only first line with hyphens in it?) I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol it doesn't move me at all I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore, if I tell you a joke, you've probably heard it before Every breath you take When you're weary, feeling small, when tears are in your eyes I will dry them all Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, kicking up the papers with his worn out shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola Her name was Lola , she was a showgirl, with feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there ( bit of a clever seque there!!) The world is just a great big onion and pain and fear are the spices that make you cry You could hear the hoofbeats pound as they raced across the ground Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, another lonely day, no one here but me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 hours ago, downendcity said: People try to p-put us down, just because we g-get around ( is this the only first line with hyphens in it?) No it was not............ Boys, boy-boy-boys Boys boys boys, boys boys boys Boys boys boys, boys boys boys Thought provoking lyrics to really make you think.. ...............and it's an an excuse to post the music video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 hours ago, downendcity said: People try to p-put us down, just because we g-get around ( is this the only first line with hyphens in it?) Mel & Kim's Respectable wants-a-word: Yes Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ...... Hey man (hey man), Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Hey man (hey man) Tay, tay, tay, tay, t-t-t-tay-tay, tay, tay It's our occupation, we're a dancin' natio-ion We keep the pressure on every night Explanations are complicatio-ions We don't need to know the where or why Tay, tay, tay, tay, t-t-t-tay-tay, tay, tay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's college. Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel? Or just twenty thousand people standing in a field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's college. Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel? Or just twenty thousand people standing in a field? Saw earlier this was released 25 years ago today. Magnificent song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I know I shouldn't laugh at this one, but I can't help myself. My Granny was a cripple from Nashville This story I tell you is true One day she went out in her wheelchair Never knowing it had a loose screw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverRed Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 They do it down on camber sands, They do it at Waikiki She unscrews the top of a new whisky bottle..... I never thought it would happen with me and this girl from Clapham..... The Indians send signals form the rocks above the pass, the cowboys take positions in the bushes and the grass..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 22:50, Gakoe said: Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. That's the one I was thinking of. On 18/05/2020 at 22:50, Gakoe said: Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. That's the one I was thinking of. On 18/05/2020 at 22:50, Gakoe said: Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. That's the one I was thinking of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 13 hours ago, RED4LIFE said: That's the one I was thinking of. That's the one I was thinking of. That's the one I was thinking of. That's reminded me..... You're once, twice, three times a lady. Before the pedants jump up and down, first line of the song is "Thanks for time that you've given me, the memories are all in my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 On 23/05/2020 at 12:01, ForeverRed said: They do it down on camber sands, They do it at Waikiki She unscrews the top of a new whisky bottle..... I never thought it would happen with me and this girl from Clapham..... The Indians send signals form the rocks above the pass, the cowboys take positions in the bushes and the grass..... A couple more of their beauties. She was frigid like a bible when she met her boyfriend Michael. I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste. A flannel for my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Lydia keeps my toothbrush in her apartment and she never complains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 29 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Lydia keeps my toothbrush in her apartment and she never complains. Don't worry Major, because of the virus she will have to post it back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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