City oz Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, bristolmoose said: Orchard = Apples Apples = Cider It's a sign, I tell you, a sign!! When he gets to Bemmie next week for a pint of scrumpy, he will be wearing a new cap. Drinking his scrumpy he will say gert lush innit. He will then stagger to the gate and say where’s it be Brizzle. The City flags will be flying high in BS3 and by the end of august he will be heard to say Ark at ee and what’s a gas head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, havanatopia said: I must say the chap needs a proper hair stylist to sort out his scruffy bumpkin beard. Klopp and The Hutl seem to have it off pat. Pat doesn’t have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, bristolmoose said: Orchard = Apples Apples = Cider It's a sign, I tell you, a sign!! And his name has gurt in it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: Pat doesn’t have a beard? She might have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 20 minutes ago, downendcity said: She might have! Pat wouldn't be interested in having it off with Klopp or Hutl...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: Pat doesn’t have a beard? Poor old Pat, what a terrible twitch - miracle he can shave at a really. Mind you, with no visible chin not sure where his beard would grow anyway!? At least no no problem with nostril hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.D Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 I think this would be a very exciting appointment but I can't see it to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 15 hours ago, citywest30 said: Would be hilarious if this guys gets the post with single or double figure posts compared to the hundred plus pages of Hughton and high numbered pages of threads for Cook and Gerrard. Would not be hilarious at all ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Pat doesn’t have a beard? 33 minutes ago, M.D said: I think this would be a very exciting appointment but I can't see it to be honest. Just the type of manager we need - the footballing equivalent of Ian Poulter, as he always delivers. With Jess “ the cat” as his goalkeeping coach and Mrs Goggins running the supporters shop and ticket office, it would be a perfect team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Contract with Paderborn expire June 30th, 2021. Been there since April 2017 and achieved 2 promotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citywest30 Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, supercidered said: Would not be hilarious at all ffs Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.D Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, downendcity said: Just the type of manager we need - the footballing equivalent of Ian Poulter, as he always delivers. With Jess “ the cat” as his goalkeeping coach and Mrs Goggins running the supporters shop and ticket office, it would be a perfect team. Im sold on that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 He's foreign, let's get him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, downendcity said: Just the type of manager we need - the footballing equivalent of Ian Poulter, as he always delivers. With Jess “ the cat” as his goalkeeping coach and Mrs Goggins running the supporters shop and ticket office, it would be a perfect team. Forgot to add, most crucially, he brings his own song with him - could be the clincher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, supercidered said: Would not be hilarious at all ffs I'd piss myself, but I have got a bladder problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Baumgart and Rangnick in the dug out like Hodgson and Houghton... hmmm... maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Theres a fire in Apple. is it another sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, JonDolman said: I would love to see attacking football, high pressing. No matter where we end up I'd just love to see that, well as long as we don't go down of course! Agree with all you say. If we can get him, or similar, I'd be very happy. Arne Slot's AZ play similarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Robin Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 hours ago, downendcity said: She might have! Tbh I always thought she was a bit of a minger but from that photo I would after a couple of pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Top Robin said: Tbh I always thought she was a bit of a minger but from that photo I would after a couple of pints Depends what gender you are TR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Top Robin said: Tbh I always thought she was a bit of a minger but from that photo I would after a couple of pints Then no other reason is needed to go teetotal TR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, B1ackbird said: He's foreign, let's get him... Not only foreign but German which means he will be a success like Klopp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 And I just ate an apple. Let's all eat apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargla Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 This is not going to happen, he knows nothing of English leagues, plus would have to move his settled family to the UK and he can't speak English. Can't see this happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 58 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Not only foreign but German which means he will be a success like Klopp. Now you've explained it Maj it makes perfect sense.. Deuchland, Deuchland uber alles.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, dargla said: This is not going to happen, he knows nothing of English leagues, plus would have to move his settled family to the UK and he can't speak English. Can't see this happening. Does he know less about English leagues than any of the other German coaches that have come here? How do you know he doesn’t speak English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelbcfc Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, dargla said: This is not going to happen, he knows nothing of English leagues, plus would have to move his settled family to the UK and he can't speak English. Can't see this happening. Joe Jordan never spoke English when he 1st came here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargla Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Does he know less about English leagues than any of the other German coaches that have come here? How do you know he doesn’t speak English? Sorry limited English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, dargla said: Sorry limited English Sorry I wasn’t getting at you, I have been out all day so I assumed his language skills had been mentioned somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargla Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Port Said Red said: Sorry I wasn’t getting at you, I have been out all day so I assumed his language skills had been mentioned somewhere? I didn't take it as you were. I read it in an article about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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