Tinmans Love Child Posted August 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, cider hoss rules said: Welcome to OTIB...... Moaning the club do everything on the cheap..... cheap coaching option, moaning as we are (so say) being outbid by the likes of Brentford, moaning about the chairman because he's not serious about football because he's only splashed £170 odd million out. Now the club look for another revenue stream in the middle of a pandemic that has meant minimal income for the best part of 6 months, and lo and behold.... moaning on OTIB. Some people would love to have a look 'behind the scenes' and get onto the pitch, why does it have to be ridiculed as some big joke and be used as another thing to knock the club for ........ because this is OTIB, that's why. You forgot about people moaning about people moaning, double moaning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 19, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, kiwicolin said: Already booked for pizza ,pitch side meal. Apparently you go through the players tunnel, and you can have your photo taken. Then taken to your seat. A table seats 4 . Looking forward to it. Please tell me you are joking. £60 to walk through a corridor and have a photo taken before eating pizza? I hope the weather is more like last week than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!james Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, phantom said: Please tell me you are joking. £60 to walk through a corridor and have a photo taken before eating pizza? I hope the weather is more like last week than this Blimey, why would he be joking? £15 a head for 4 people for pizza and drinks in a unique venue? Not much more than a Dominos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Pitchside Dining Experience at Ashton Gate Ashton Gate announces Pitchside Dining - Be amongst the first to enjoy this unique dining experience! Have you ever dreamed of dining pitchside where your team play? For the first time in Ashton Gate history, your dreams can become reality. Taking place on Sunday, August 30th, you could be the first to enjoy this unique dining experience. You will arrive at the stadium and walk in the footsteps of sporting stars, through the tunnel and out into the stadium bowl, where you will have incredible photo opportunities before being seated for al fresco dining on picnic benches pitchside. There are three experiences to choose from to really make the most of this exclusive opportunity. Pizza the action If you want to bring the family for lunch, we have got our Lunchtime Pitchside Pizza Experience for a table of up to four people at £60, which goes towards your food and drink. Choose from a selection of delicious Pizza Workshop pizzas as you enjoy views of the Robins backdrop. Steak out in the dugout If you want to enjoy this experience with your loved one and make it a romantic occasion, we have Date Night Steak Night for just £60 a couple. This package includes a welcome drink of Prosecco, beer or soft drink, followed by a sharing tomahawk steak, potato salad, green salad and a selection of breads. A delicious dining experience with unrivalled views. Double date night Alternatively, why not join us for Double Date Night Steak Night, and bring some friends to enjoy the evening with you? For £60 per couple, four of you can join us for the date night package and dine together, sharing your favourite sporting stories on the same spot legends have played. Whichever option you choose, make sure you book quickly and be amongst the first to revel in this amazing experience. This is an al fresco dining experience, so please do dress for the weather! However, if we are unfortunate and there is rain, we will aim to find an alternative date, or cancel and provide a full refund. To book your table, click here or call us on 0117 963 0600 and choose Option 4 > Option 1 What a lad of b%$#acks. Any one visiting OZ I can take you 4 wheel driving on the beach, beach Bon fire and BYO (BRING UR OWN GROG) Plus the bloke that runs the Myalup general store in WA (now he has a free plug) can also deliver us on the beach with fish and chips and its real fish its snapper slightly battered and bloody good chips. Oh, if we pick the night we can also stream a City match and do all of the above at the same time while watching our fishing rods and the lines twittering on bait catching small sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, kiwicolin said: Already booked for pizza ,pitch side meal. Apparently you go through the players tunnel, and you can have your photo taken. Then taken to your seat. A table seats 4 . Looking forward to it. In between your starter and main course, 2 of your table of four will be swapped with another table, and your table will become a table of 5. For dessert a few more will be added to your table as you attempt to split the bill. You’ll go home feeling underwhelmed and hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastside Moonwalker Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Northern Red said: Doesn't appeal to me but it's a strange thing to get worked up about. I remember Charlton once had this massive simpsons esque sofa where you could watch the game pitchside. That was cringy https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11684/9993465/charlton-give-fans-a-chance-to-watch-matches-pitch-side-on-a-sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Anyone having trouble finding their picnic table just follow the signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, City oz said: What a lad of b%$#acks. Any one visiting OZ I can take you 4 wheel driving on the beach, beach Bon fire and BYO (BRING UR OWN GROG) Plus the bloke that runs the Myalup general store in WA (now he has a free plug) can also deliver us on the beach with fish and chips and its real fish its snapper slightly battered and bloody good chips. Oh, if we pick the night we can also stream a City match and do all of the above at the same time while watching our fishing rods and the lines twittering on bait catching small sharks Thanks but i prefer a rainy night in Bristol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, Super said: Thanks but i prefer a rainy night in Bristol. Oh is it because I didn’t add mushy peas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 I was looking at the list of attractions at Awesome Ashton Gate...........I am so upset that i was unable to attend the Sellebrity (Yecch!) soccer match , as I don't suppose that line up of "Magical TV Stars" will ever be repeated? How I dreamt of seeing such major attractions as Dan Osborne and James Argent (Who they?) in the flesh...............swoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, Eastside Moonwalker said: I remember Charlton once had this massive simpsons esque sofa where you could watch the game pitchside. That was cringy https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11684/9993465/charlton-give-fans-a-chance-to-watch-matches-pitch-side-on-a-sofa Various cricket grounds have been doing that sort of thing for a few years. That and hot tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 29 minutes ago, Davefevs said: You’ll go home feeling underwhelmed Sounds like the usual Ashton Gate experience then ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 49 minutes ago, City oz said: What a lad of b%$#acks. Any one visiting OZ I can take you 4 wheel driving on the beach, beach Bon fire and BYO (BRING UR OWN GROG) Plus the bloke that runs the Myalup general store in WA (now he has a free plug) can also deliver us on the beach with fish and chips and its real fish its snapper slightly battered and bloody good chips. Oh, if we pick the night we can also stream a City match and do all of the above at the same time while watching our fishing rods and the lines twittering on bait catching small sharks Yes but all that is crap if you are not able to get to Ashton Gate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, phantom said: Please tell me you are joking. £60 to walk through a corridor and have a photo taken before eating pizza? I hope the weather is more like last week than this The photo will be something to treasure for the rest of your life and the pizza will be absolutely sensational. live a little! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Bat Fastard said: Yes but all that is crap if you are not able to get to Ashton Gate!! Sorry but just trying to make a comment on what there is to offer around the world where you will get more enjoyment and memories with not lining Steve Lansdown pockets Big fat bastard oops bat fastard mate come over for a visit and we can sort out all the worlds problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, Davefevs said: In between your starter and main course, 2 of your table of four will be swapped with another table, and your table will become a table of 5. For dessert a few more will be added to your table as you attempt to split the bill. You’ll go home feeling underwhelmed and hungry. Sounds like you've experienced a swingers party, Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, City oz said: Sorry but just trying to make a comment on what there is to offer around the world where you will get more enjoyment and memories with not lining Steve Lansdown pockets Big fat bastard oops bat fastard mate come over for a visit and we can sort out all the worlds problems I would love to come and see how the other half live. Mind you, rural Somerset has a great standard of living as well. It is very green and we stuff ourselves with fruit and veg from the garden and orchard. 30 odd types of fruit and dozens of types of veg. The sheep munching grass in the fields are not only keeping it tidy but stacking up lamb dinners for the winter months. We have half a dozen sacks of spuds in the garage and a few more still to come. The freezers are full to bursting and we eat fresh eggs from our hens, ducks and geese (in season. We generate more energy through solar panels than we use and for nine months of the year all our hot water comes from the sun. Ground source and air source heat pumps keep us warm and the views are sensational. Each to his own I suppose. Come and visit next time you are over. I can get to Ashton Gate in under an hour, door to door, and I have a spare ticket! Also our climate is perfect for old fastards!! I find it hard to see why you are wasting your time in paradise down under when you could be living in rural Somerset (Gods country) and going to Ashton Gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Bat Fastard said: The photo will be something to treasure for the rest of your life and the pizza will be absolutely sensational. live a little! Or possibly live a miniscule bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, maxjak said: Or possibly live a miniscule bit? Where there is life there is hope - even a miniscule bit of life. You are very wise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: If you have always wanted to dine pitchside, you would just buy a ticket as close to the pitch as possible and get a pie. Cheaper, you won't have to take The Doris and you get to watch football as well. You were doing so well in selling your idea as a better option until the last 8 words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bat Fastard said: I would love to come and see how the other half live. Mind you, rural Somerset has a great standard of living as well. It is very green and we stuff ourselves with fruit and veg from the garden and orchard. 30 odd types of fruit and dozens of types of veg. The sheep munching grass in the fields are not only keeping it tidy but stacking up lamb dinners for the winter months. We have half a dozen sacks of spuds in the garage and a few more still to come. The freezers are full to bursting and we eat fresh eggs from our hens, ducks and geese (in season. We generate more energy through solar panels than we use and for nine months of the year all our hot water comes from the sun. Ground source and air source heat pumps keep us warm and the views are sensational. Each to his own I suppose. Come and visit next time you are over. I can get to Ashton Gate in under an hour, door to door, and I have a spare ticket! Also our climate is perfect for old fastards!! I find it hard to see why you are wasting your time in paradise down under when you could be living in rural Somerset (Gods country) and going to Ashton Gate. Gees mate I’m on my way. I do get back every couple of years and do miss the old country. Oh do you have your home made mince Source to go with the lamb. i look forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, City oz said: Gees mate I’m on my way. I do get back every couple of years and do miss the old country. Oh do you have your home made mince Source to go with the lamb. i look forward to it. Mint yes - the vinegar comes from Sainsbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Midred said: Sounds like you've experienced a swingers party, Dave. Thanks for that.....just remembered where I left my car keys. Much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 hours ago, cidercity1987 said: Well I think this is a nice idea. Not one I could get past the missus but I'm sure there are a few sorts up for this. Yes indeed- mainly blokes who haven't the courage to say " It's over and I'm leaving you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 19, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, !james said: Blimey, why would he be joking? £15 a head for 4 people for pizza and drinks in a unique venue? Not much more than a Dominos! Assume that you realise the £60 goes towards the bill, it isn't the bill ! On the basis the club have been selling pizza and a pint already for £15, for prosecco its going to be more I find it amazing how some people will do anything just because it's at the ground Fair play to anyone paying, but £60 toward a bill of pizza sat on a picnic bench, good luck to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!james Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, phantom said: Assume that you realise the £60 goes towards the bill, it isn't the bill ! On the basis the club have been selling pizza and a pint already for £15, for prosecco its going to be more I find it amazing how some people will do anything just because it's at the ground Fair play to anyone paying, but £60 toward a bill of pizza sat on a picnic bench, good luck to them Fair play, I find it amazing that some people will moan about anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Northern Red said: Various cricket grounds have been doing that sort of thing for a few years. That and hot tubs. No we're talking. Lisa Knights, Pizza and a hot tub! 15 quid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blockbrowt1 Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Are they in the £10 government scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Popodopolous Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Probably not something I'll be doing and the bit about 'stars, sporting legends' was it about some opposition players notably in the Cups? That said, income of clubs decimated due to Covid, pitchside dining and drive-in cinemas was it before. Anything to claw back some income tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, blockbrowt1 said: Are they in the £10 government scheme? They actually are. Although this is on a Sunday, so wouldn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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