Lrrr Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Well that's a new one, apparently Eric Dier ran off in the middle of the game against Chelsea needing the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Jose saying apparently a natural reaction to a level of dehydration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Yep. Jose followed him down the tunnel to wipe his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Jason Puncheon did it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Devon White did it once for Rovers. Lineker crapped his shorts on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 24 minutes ago, Lrrr said: Well that's a new one, apparently Eric Dier ran off in the middle of the game against Chelsea needing the toilet While in Ireland from today’s BBC website: Coleraine's Eoin Bradley has been given a six-match suspension for urinating on the pitch before extra time in his side's Irish Cup semi-final on 27 July. Bradley was asked how he felt about the ban and the incident . He replied “ I guess I’ll just have to suck it up" He didn’t say it ( well not as far as I know) I just added it for effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew me Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 I honestly saw a Swansea fan do it in her white jeans when walking to the away end!! The game it all kicked off in the dolman Had to try and explain to my son as he saw it also! She was hammered ! Her fella passed his coat and tied it around her waist and she went into the stadium! That will live with me forever! Classy bunch the jack's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Back in the day, after an England training session Sven checked the showers and discovered a steaming turd on one of the shower trays. He stormed into the dressing room and demanded “ who’s shit on the floor?" Heskey put his hand up and volunteered” Me boss - but I’m bloody good in the air" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Poooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lrrr Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, phantom said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BritAbroad Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 So.... taking the p*** out of Dier, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 https://www.crohnscolitisfoundation.org I’m sure the foundation accepts donations from half wits too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Crohn’s and colitis are an issue. The boy at Man U a few years ago had to take a year off. Fletcher if I remember rightly. If you really find it necessary to post here and think it’s funny maybe you should throw some Money at charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Haha this is funny because he done a poo poo or a wee wee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, REDOXO said: Crohn’s and colitis are an issue. The boy at Man U a few years ago had to take a year off. Fletcher if I remember rightly. If you really find it necessary to post here and think it’s funny maybe you should throw some Money at charity Have I missed something, what’s the relevance here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Matthew me said: I honestly saw a Swansea fan do it in her white jeans when walking to the away end!! The game it all kicked off in the dolman Had to try and explain to my son as he saw it also! She was hammered ! Her fella passed his coat and tied it around her waist and she went into the stadium! That will live with me forever! Classy bunch the jack's... When we played WBA a couple of seasons ago in that night game that was on Sky, there's a camera shot of the away end with a guy going back to his seat who suddenly grabs his backside and turns round to head back down to the concourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew me Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Northern Red said: When we played WBA a couple of seasons ago in that night game that was on Sky, there's a camera shot of the away end with a guy going back to his seat who suddenly grabs his backside and turns round to head back down to the concourse. I remember that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSSEL85 Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Lrrr said: Mount hoping he washed his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSSEL85 Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 The game was so much more enjoyable without VAR too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Don't forget the sh*t in the dressing room scandal https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2326470/Gus-Poyet-fury-Brighton-leave-poo-Crystal-Palace-dressing-room.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said: Don't forget the sh*t in the dressing room scandal https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2326470/Gus-Poyet-fury-Brighton-leave-poo-Crystal-Palace-dressing-room.html Lined up 4-4-Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: Haha this is funny because he done a poo poo or a wee wee Did you really just say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said: Did you really just say that? Yeah have you seen the clip so funny and hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grifty Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: Haha this is funny because he done a poo poo or a wee wee I saw a tweet yesterday where someone in America cycled from Poo Poo Point Trail to Pee Pee Creek for charity. Its just the most guy thing I’ve ever seen. He raised thousands for charity but it’s just the thought process he must have gone through of deciding where he should do it from and to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevedon Red Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 ...and the award for shittest thread goes to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Clevedon Red said: ...and the award for shittest thread goes to........ Something started randomly by Nev! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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