slartibartfast Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? Would you be pointing out that OTIB posters like a good moan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, slartibartfast said: Can you see where I'm going with this ? Out for another fag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 I think this is the intro to an old Chinese proverb: Old man who has fag...... (unfortunately I can’t remember the rest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? Think about the news - do news outlets and people bang on more about things that are right and as they should be, or about things that are not right and not as they should be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, pongo88 said: I think this is the intro to an old Chinese proverb: Old man who has fag...... (unfortunately I can’t remember the rest) In my case it was. Old man who wait for a meaningless goal kick to grab his jumper from the hallway.... ....miss Taylor Moore **** up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 2 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? When I go for a cheeky tab, we generally score. My assist record during our promotion season was outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, pongo88 said: I think this is the intro to an old Chinese proverb: Old man who has fag...... (unfortunately I can’t remember the rest) Is smoking in midfield. Words by Tah Mi Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: When I go for a cheeky tab, we generally score. My assist record during our promotion season was outstanding. When we beat non-League side Alftown Hotcakes 17-0 in the FA Cup next January, should I be concerned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said: When I go for a cheeky tab, we generally score. My assist record during our promotion season was outstanding. Who are you, a geordie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Out for another fag? I quit smoking NY eve 1985 but have missed a few goals AG having been late back from a ht pee........must have happened at least 5 times over the years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Robbored said: I quit smoking NY eve 1985 but have missed a few goals AG having been late back from a ht pee........must have happened at least 5 times over the years.... Did you not hear the tannoy announcement that the players were back out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 34 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Who are you, a geordie ? Wy'aye man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 4 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? If you hadn’t gone out for a fag we wouldn’t have conceded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrongagain Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said: Wy'aye man! In my book that spelling puts you the Welsh valleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinny Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 5 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? There's multiple studies on why this is (not OTIB specifically of course) but are you complaining about complaining?... if so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Nose Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 I agree with your initial point > there is no joy left in this world.. For the gasleaning: to celebrate happy things is normal. Dont worry.. For the indoctrinated: everything is bad unless it has sugar is NOT normal... wake-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Robbored said: I quit smoking NY eve 1985 but have missed a few goals AG having been late back from a ht pee........must have happened at least 5 times over the years.... Not a patch on your celebrated, 'Why I gave up wine, women and song and took up bowls instead' revelation Robbo, but a captivating tale nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcofisher Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 6 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Half way through the second half I went out for a fag, left my screen on otib. When I came back I saw there was FIFTY odd postings! At that moment I knew we were one down, went back to live stream and sure enough, we were. My point being, when WE score there are usually only about 25-30 immediate responses. Can you see where I'm going with this ? Are you saying that 25 posters can't control their beer when celebrating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 95 percent of the time you are disappointed/upset after a game. Bristol Sports business idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 2 hours ago, downendcity said: If you hadn’t gone out for a fag we wouldn’t have conceded? Well, you know .................butterfly's wings in the Amazon, and all that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Robbored said: I quit smoking NY eve 1985 but have missed a few goals AG having been late back from a ht pee........must have happened at least 5 times over the years.... You’ll never miss a goal again with a pair of these RR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 I recently decided i would cut down and only have a fag after a meal...............i am currently eating 16 meals a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 15 hours ago, dave36 said: In my book that spelling puts you the Welsh valleys This can only mean one thing.... WE HAVE A WELSH INTERLOPER ON OTIB. Quick! Let's follow the rule of Gaschat and immediately ban them! Burn the witch! Burn her.... (Or at least, that's what they'd do!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 19 hours ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Out for another fag? Say this to an American and they would be rather puzzled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackofromSanJavier Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Unreliable Spanish internet connection dropped out just as the penalty was about to be awarded...........who scored it please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 I thought whats a good hobby to keep me out the pub? I decided on smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 54 new replies ffs balls oops bollox damn useless typical pathetic ffs 0-1 been coming aaaand there it is etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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