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Reports from the Levels of one juvenile swallow bird-on-a-wire still knocking around in Somerset, in late November. Quite remarkable. Can @Leveller confirm for us?

Anyhow, it must be our year, I have concluded, although a top birder suggested the fly-eating dasher will not make it through the winter to next spring, which sounds like the same old same old, unfortunately. 

C'mon Deano! Hang on in there - don’t fizzle out in Feb. How can we keep Deano alive through these cold, dark, flying insect free winter months, until the green shoots of spring emerge? 

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5 hours ago, Top Robin said:

One swallow certainly makes me happy! ?

 

5 hours ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said:

Very brave of you to mention it.

 

4 hours ago, Homer Simpson said:

What does it taste like?

 

With credit to @bcfcfinker:

Young fella walks into a pub and orders a triple whisky, bang down in one go.

He orders anther triple and downs in one go.

And again he orders another triple and it goes down in one.

The barman looks at him in surprise and says: "What's happened?"

Young fella says: "Just had my first BJ today"

Barman says: "Congratulations, the next one is on the house"

Young fellas says: "If that hasn't taken the taste away, nothing will"

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2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

African or European swallow?

Genus Cecropis, 
 Cecropis abyssinica
Cecropis cucullata
Cecropis daurica (range extends beyond Africa)
Cecropis domicella
Cecropis semirufa
 Cecropis senegalensis
Genus Hirundo 
 Hirundo aethiopica
Hirundo albigularis
Hirundo angolensis
 Hirundo atrocaerulea
 Hirundo dimidiata
 Hirundo leucosoma
Hirundo lucida
 Hirundo megaensis
Hirundo nigrita
Hirundo nigrorufa
Hirundo rustica (range extends beyond Africa, this is also the European swallow)
Hirundo smithii smithii
Genus Petrochelidon
 Petrochelidon fuliginosa
 Petrochelidon preussi
 Petrochelidon rufigula
 Petrochelidon spilodera
Genus Pseudhirundo:
 Pseudhirundo griseopyga
 

could you be a bit more precise?

ps didn't learn this at school.

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10 minutes ago, reddoh said:

Genus Cecropis, 
 Cecropis abyssinica
Cecropis cucullata
Cecropis daurica (range extends beyond Africa)
Cecropis domicella
Cecropis semirufa
 Cecropis senegalensis
Genus Hirundo 
 Hirundo aethiopica
Hirundo albigularis
Hirundo angolensis
 Hirundo atrocaerulea
 Hirundo dimidiata
 Hirundo leucosoma
Hirundo lucida
 Hirundo megaensis
Hirundo nigrita
Hirundo nigrorufa
Hirundo rustica (range extends beyond Africa, this is also the European swallow)
Hirundo smithii smithii
Genus Petrochelidon
 Petrochelidon fuliginosa
 Petrochelidon preussi
 Petrochelidon rufigula
 Petrochelidon spilodera
Genus Pseudhirundo:
 Pseudhirundo griseopyga
 

could you be a bit more precise?

ps didn't learn this at school.

The Barn Swallow.

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14 hours ago, Moments of Pleasure said:

Reports from the Levels of one juvenile swallow bird-on-a-wire still knocking around in Somerset, in late November. Quite remarkable. Can @Leveller confirm for us?

Anyhow, it must be our year, I have concluded, although a top birder suggested the fly-eating dasher will not make it through the winter to next spring, which sounds like the same old same old, unfortunately. 

C'mon Deano! Hang on in there - don’t fizzle out in Feb. How can we keep Deano alive through these cold, dark, flying insect free winter months, until the green shoots of spring emerge? 

Sorry, no swallows at the moment. We did have a great spotted woodpecker on the bird feeder today. Perhaps we'll have a Woody Winter.

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9 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

 

 

 

With credit to @bcfcfinker:

Young fella walks into a pub and orders a triple whisky, bang down in one go.

He orders anther triple and downs in one go.

And again he orders another triple and it goes down in one.

The barman looks at him in surprise and says: "What's happened?"

Young fella says: "Just had my first BJ today"

Barman says: "Congratulations, the next one is on the house"

Young fellas says: "If that hasn't taken the taste away, nothing will"

https://www.thesaltyswallow.com

And no, this isn't some porn site... it's a cider site.

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2 hours ago, Simon bristol said:

Thats blackbirds.... and after the mocking, direct hit on me underpants, and frightening pheasants away, he bloody deserves to be in a gurt big blackbird pie.

Yeah, you might want five and twenty - all that flying to and from sub-Saharan Africa leaves 'em a bit scrawny compared to yer common-garden, all-cuddly-and-fat blackbird.

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