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51 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

The Sound of the City equivalent to Saturday Superstore’s Matt Bianco phone all. ???

 

34 minutes ago, CyderInACan said:

No joking but I used that exact example to the wife last night when she asked me what I was laughing at!!!!! 

That was so bloody funny!

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17 hours ago, barney999 said:

I've tried contacting the club a couple of times without any luck, not even an email reply, can anyone PM me Mark Ashtons email address?

Even if you get it chances are the ****** won’t reply. He’ll be playing with the big boys and twiddling with the model......

Meanwhile Ashton and Messrs Lansdown are squeezing the last bit of Airfix Cement out of the tube. There’s a small hole in the tube that they hadn’t noticed. 

**** me boss says the CEO. The ******* stuff has squirted all over my manicured fingers and now they’re stuck together.

Never mind says Steve. Pass I the box. I want to see what the model is looking like. Now where is it? Ah yes here he be. Now it should be a nice shiny AMG 4x4 type thingy.....

******* hell Mark. What the **** have you built? This isn’t what we agreed. It looks **** all like the picture on the box!

Christ Alive son. It’s a ******* Morris Minor Traveller. And that wood that’s supposed to strengthen it all and hold it together? It’s ******* rotten all the way through......

 

I know. I posted it on another thread but it’s funny. Well it made I laugh as I typed it out this morning ?

Calling Mr Ashton. We have an incident in the Lansdown.....

 

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18 hours ago, CodeRed said:

couldn'tgiveafuck@bcfc.co.uk

Bizarrely did not bounce back.

17 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Geoff 20Man confirmed on SOTC that he’d asked Ashton for an interview and Ashton has said he’ll do one after the window closes.

I don’t like the bloke, but I still think that’s pretty poor during a transfer window and contract decisions put off too.

He will soon be front, right and centre when the club want to sell season tickets.

What about left?

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17 hours ago, markcarter said:

Yep, I know you used to rebut criticisms about Ashton’s visibility saying that he was always visible during transfer windows. Not this time.

I couldn't understand why people referred to Ashton as the 'Invisible Man' until I tried arranging a meeting via his secretary.

"No one can see him right now."

I rest my case.

 

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Had some business dealings involving MA. His response to our price was "Thats ridiculous" even though it real terms it was a bargain. The next day we he spunked out £1.5mill on Gustav Engvall. Oh how I wish I had rang him to give my opinion on Mr Engvalls worth some months latter.

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