The Gasbuster Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 6 hours ago, sticks 1969 said: Going back a few years the song about Holloway’s kids being deaf and him being a cxxt was pretty tasteless Yep. Along with chants about Aberfan aimed at Welsh teams. Contemptible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 9 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: Wonderwall for that walking pie Martin Kuhl would make me cringe every time. “Walking pie” indeed. Hahahaha ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 8 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: As the gag goes, the undoubted worst football song is started by the Borussia Mochengladbach fan who says “give us a B...” I was moved when Julie Andrews donned Stone Island and gave a cracking verse of " Super Kala Fragga Lipstick Borussia Mochengladbach" before steaming into the home end at RB Salzburg. Proper Naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burhou Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 13 hours ago, bcfcredandwhite said: When I was a regular in the East End we always used to call some poor fellow a horses arse. haven’t heard that chant for a while Seem to remember this song was directed at Fraser Digby the then Swindon Town goalkeeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Island Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Leeds’ marching on together always sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Let's face it most of them sound shit dont they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj77 Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Anything Arsenal come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj77 Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 14 hours ago, bcfcredandwhite said: When I was a regular in the East End we always used to call some poor fellow a horses arse. haven’t heard that chant for a while Was he also the meanest and sucked a horses penis by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 The problem with "Bobby, Bobby Reid" - to my ears - was that it lacked, and sorely needed, the accompanying "He's crazy like a fool"* to bring it alive. Give it some oomph. On its own "Bobby, Bobby Reid" was like cheese and onion crisps without the cheese; Laurel & Hardy without Laurel; Kenny Rogers singing 'Islands In The Stream' without Dolly doing her bit. It's half-baked, too flat, and needs teeing up, like a joke needs a set-up before the punchline. But the big boy Prem League Tottenham fans that sang it on the telly didn't do this so we didn't do this, we just copied what they did. We don’t have the wit or the confidence to do something more with the songs we see and hear the big popular clubs fans on the Sky sports telly singing, only the tame andrather meek instinct to follow and copy. *or any six syllable jumble of words. "He's one of ou-r own .... Bobby, Bobby Reid" Ideally, S82 would be split in two, with the Dolman side singing: "He's scoring every week" and the South Stand replying: "Bobby, Bobby Reid" but who will organise this and be Gareth Malone? Instead of all the time, effort and money put into flags and the visuals, in my humble, the singing section needs to work on its bloody singing first, and foremost. They could be doing it on zoom while we wait to return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 That "We've got (name player) ..... I just don't think you understand" shit. Dreadful W.B.A. singing the Lord is my Shepherd W.T.A.F. ??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 At England Belgium in 2018 there were 3 lads behind me who seemed to have discovered alcohol for the 1st time earlier in the day. They persisted for, much longer than any right minded trio should, with a chant of "Ruben Loftus-Cheeky Nandos". I wished bad things to happen to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeneys Penalties Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 11 hours ago, Kingswood Robin said: What about this stinking pile never did like that ******. Dross song, dross club. Seriously embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneTeamInBristol Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 In the second leg of the JPT semi-final at home to Gillingham the bloke in front of us right up in the corner of the Williams chanted: 'Frankie Fielding's in the building, Aden Flint is having a party!' at the top of his voice constantly without fail throughout the entire game, half-time and exit of the ground. Fair play to him, how he ever spoke again I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcredandwhite Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, burhou said: Seem to remember this song was directed at Fraser Digby the then Swindon Town goalkeeper. It might well have been - I can't remember that. I DO remember it being chanted about Paul Fitzpatrick though - our own player! (Remember him?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcredandwhite Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 What are the words to the Massengo song? I only get the final bit about his hair being ... errr ... extremely big!!! What are the other words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 17 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said: When we were up at Hull last game of the season a couple years back we sang "You're getting pecked by the robins" back as a pisstake back haha they were not happy That was one of the best pisstake responses I’ve heard. You are right they didn’t see the funny side. one set of fans with a sense of humour was Portsmouth back in the 90’s. They sang the predictable ‘must’ve come in a tractor’ and were met with ‘we’ve just cum in our trousers’ Both sets of fans so the funny side of that one. Not sure if that was a regular retort but I’ve never heard it at other away games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
054123 Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Just looks ****, pretending to be a cat who needs to go out for a wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki's soulmate Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, bcfcredandwhite said: It might well have been - I can't remember that. I DO remember it being chanted about Paul Fitzpatrick though - our own player! (Remember him?) Also Terry Boyle, formerly one of our own, until he went to a few Welsh clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 16 hours ago, DaveF said: The 'this is a song for Bobby Reid...' song is by the far the worst football chant ever. I had a far better one than that! To the tune of All you need is love Bobby Reid is god Bobby Reid is god Bobby Reid is god, god God is Bobby Reid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 I think the most embarrassing was the Walsall supporters singing 'Top of the League, you're having a laugh" when they were 2-1 up in the last game of 2014-15. They weren't singing that when it finished 8-2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciderhead433 Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 I cringe at most songs now But stood on the East End sing all of them in my Teens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father, referee? You aint' got one, never 'ad one, You're a bastard, referee" They don't make 'em like that anymore. Replaced of course, by the more familiar... "The referee's a lonely person" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 One of the best chants I heard down AG (although not keen on them) was the “Lou Macari’s red and white army” chant that Swindon used to sing from the Dolman to the away end and then the away end back to the Dolman when they played those whores from whorefield back in the 80s. I was in the Rovers end (the old enclosure) with a few old skool mates that day and the Swindon fans made a right sound singing it. Lou Macari had produced a good team that were on a good run at the time and Swindon brought a good few down to Bristol. Quite a lively day as fair few City turned up also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: Yep. Along with chants about Aberfan aimed at Welsh teams. Contemptible Or the one about the Munich air disaster aimed at Man Utd fans. 2 hours ago, fgrsimon said: I think the most embarrassing was the Walsall supporters singing 'Top of the League, you're having a laugh" when they were 2-1 up in the last game of 2014-15. They weren't singing that when it finished 8-2! No. After the 6th or 7th goal they started singing, "That's why you're champions" and received a reciprocal roundbof applause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 ‘You’re going home in a Bristol ambulance.’ fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Or the one about the Munich air disaster aimed at Man Utd fans. Who would immediately respond with a charming little ditty about the death of Bill Shankly when Liverpool did it. I was at a game between the two at Old Trafford in the mid eighties and toxic doesn`t begin to describe the atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 goodnight irene what the fc uk is that all about ,shit song for a shit team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 19/03/2021 at 19:47, Lanterne Rouge said: Who would immediately respond with a charming little ditty about the death of Bill Shankly when Liverpool did it. I was at a game between the two at Old Trafford in the mid eighties and toxic doesn`t begin to describe the atmosphere. Pathetic does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Banksy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 'Walking in a Johnson wonderland' will forever be the worst... whichever manager's name is in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Not Banksy said: 'Walking in a Johnson wonderland' will forever be the worst... whichever manager's name is in there It only ever really worked with Danny Wilson - at least his name sounded as if it should be in the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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