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My job is as a Mobile Covid 19 Swab Tester  Yesterday, I had my list of calls for today and up appeared a Mark Ashton !!

Sadly on calling him, he turned out to be a factory worker.

Really wonder what I would have said to him if it had been 'our' MA !!!!!!!

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7 minutes ago, oldstandrobin said:

My job is as a Mobile Covid 19 Swab Tester  Yesterday, I had my list of calls for today and up appeared a Mark Ashton !!

Sadly on calling him, he turned out to be a factory worker.

Really wonder what I would have said to him if it had been 'our' MA !!!!!!!

I hope you would have told him the nearest testing centre was in Ipswich

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3 minutes ago, oldstandrobin said:

My job is as a Mobile Covid 19 Swab Tester for Oxford University. Yesterday, I had my list of calls for today and up appeared a Mark Ashton !!

Sadly on calling him, he turned out to be a factory worker.

Really wonder what I would have said to him if it had been 'our' MA !!!!!!!

I have control....just twist a little more,push a little further as the eyes start to water...

Sorry,,,'what was that you were trying to say??????

 

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47 minutes ago, oldstandrobin said:

My job is as a Mobile Covid 19 Swab Tester  Yesterday, I had my list of calls for today and up appeared a Mark Ashton !!

Sadly on calling him, he turned out to be a factory worker.

Really wonder what I would have said to him if it had been 'our' MA !!!!!!!

@oldstandrobin, I hope you are declaring your earnings to hmrc!

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1 hour ago, oldstandrobin said:

Really wonder what I would have said to him if it had been 'our' MA !!!!!!!

Do you mind putting a clean swab in your mouth as the previous was covered in sh*t?

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1 hour ago, oldstandrobin said:

My job is as a Mobile Covid 19 Swab Tester 

So you are getting right up people's noses?  

If you need a day off there's a very qualified person on here who could cover your shift.......... Providing he not got a bowls match😄

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3 minutes ago, CodeRed said:

So you are getting right up people's noses?  

If you need a day off there's a very qualified person on here who could cover your shift.......... Providing he not got a bowls match😄

He's more qualified for these swabs....

https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/anal-swabs-coronavirus

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2 hours ago, Harry said:

Is today the day...............? 

Not sure if today’s the day , but Mrs Downend tells me that tonight’s the night so better break out the Brut aftershave! :) 

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7 minutes ago, downendcity said:

Not sure if today’s the day , but Mrs Downend tells me that tonight’s the night so better break out the Brut aftershave! :) 

Happy Birthday.

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The article says that Ipswich are looking to appoint a “top quality CEO”.

How anyone could take Ashton seriously when he thought that Dean Holden was the standout candidate for the managers job last summer is beyond me. The man clearly does not have a clue.

 

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3 minutes ago, Redland said:

The article says that Ipswich are looking to appoint a “top quality CEO”.

How anyone could take Ashton seriously when he thought that Dean Holden was the standout candidate for the managers job last summer is beyond me. The man clearly does not have a clue.

 

I'm still not sure he did think Holden was the standout candidate. His job was to justify the appointment and claim we had the standout candidate but, when you watch the interview post-Holden's appointment back, he looks a lot like a man trying to find reasons to talk up an appointment he would not himself have made...

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8 minutes ago, Redland said:

The article says that Ipswich are looking to appoint a “top quality CEO”.

How anyone could take Ashton seriously when he thought that Dean Holden was the standout candidate for the managers job last summer is beyond me. The man clearly does not have a clue.

 

I’m not his biggest fan but you must be delusional if you think Ashton had the final say on Holden. Holden was lansdowns choice.

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