CodeRed Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where's the joy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Rigorous Hob Knobs, Bull Sh*t Bourbons, Gert Lush Garibaldi's I feel sorry for the tractor boys, nice club in the past, Paul Cook will pick the biscuits and MA will take all the glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 42 minutes ago, CodeRed said: Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" A big thanks must go to the Lansdown family for allowing Doris to pursue this exiting new challenge. A club spokesman said “We thank Doris for her loyal & dedicated service. We are thrilled that we could be part of her development from apprentice tea maker to fully fledged strainer, courtesy of our world beating hot beverage pathway. We wish Doris the very best in her future endeavours, whilst she will forever be a welcome guest back in the HPC canteen”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan's pants Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 23 minutes ago, GlastonburyRed said: A big thanks must go to the Lansdown family for allowing Doris to pursue this exiting new challenge. A club spokesman said “We thank Doris for her loyal & dedicated service. We are thrilled that we could we could be part of her development from apprentice tea maker to fully fledged strainer courtesy of our world beating hot beverage pathway. We wish Doris the very best in her future endeavour, whilst she will forever be a welcome guest back in the HPC canteen”. HPC - High Percolation Centre? Good to know we are at the forefront of developing the next generation of tea ladies, baristas and the like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 44 minutes ago, CodeRed said: Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" She’s got the right DNA for Ashton - Darjeeling, Neem and Assam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeez Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 49 minutes ago, CodeRed said: Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" @CodeRed Well done sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, downendcity said: She’s got the right DNA for Ashton - Darjeeling, Neem and Assam. I bet you had to look up Neem on google......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Numero Uno said: I bet you had to look up Neem on google......... No - next door neighbour supplies teas and coffees to retailers so we get all sorts of different teas from him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstart Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Better watch those hamstrings pushing that big heavy trolley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 45 minutes ago, Redstart said: Better watch those hamstrings pushing that big heavy trolley! It's OK - she also has Rolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 With the signings, they got coming, she will probaly get a game by xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Is this a parody ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Shrewsbury, reading, lincoln, all have biscuit links. Il add preston, il can recall seeing a foxes biscuit factory, from the train there. Reading was the 3 bs, biscuits, bulbs, beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Genghis Khan's pants said: HPC - High Percolation Centre? Good to know we are at the forefront of developing the next generation of tea ladies, baristas and the like! My Cousin in Australia announced she was going to train to be a Barista. I wrote and told her I didn't realise she had an interest in law !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Was she not under contract ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Horse With No Name said: Was she not under contract ? Not sure she'd qualify under the Bosman rules. No offence Doris. Lovely cuppa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Replacement now appointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Best of luck Doris. I fear there are more to leave AG on the Mark Ashton ITFC Extravaganza. Please Please Steve, dont let Ned the Pitch Worm remover go or I fear for our lovely green pitch next year, you wont know what you've got till he's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 4 hours ago, CodeRed said: Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" My God.........it's a positive Exodus to to the Flatlands!...........Who'll be next to go? ....The grass height scissor technician or possibly the box entry data analyst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 4 hours ago, CodeRed said: Doris the tea lady at Ashton Gate is leaving the club with immediate effect to join Ipswich Town where she will again link up with Mark Ashton. Doris - the Head of Refreshment and Beverage - has been at Ashton Gate for 5 years and previously worked with Mark at Oxford and Watford. Speaking to Ipswich Live today Mark said "Before I commence any task I sit down and have a nice cup of tea and Doris can deliver a class leading brew. As soon as I accepted the role at Ipswich Town the first person I wanted to come on board ws Doris. She will bring a strong work ethic, excellent people skills the right DNA, and of course always has a packet of my favourite iced biscuits on the trolly for me" What? No six week vigorous process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 What next? How about the brush, has it's whereabouts been checked lately? Ashton's got a lot to answer for! Looks like he's after a clean sweep of the entire backroom staff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.G.Red Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, maxjak said: My God.........it's a positive Exodus to to the Flatlands!...........Who'll be next to go? ....The grass height scissor technician or possibly the box entry data analyst? Well the fans did ask for our Tea Urn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 So is there some sort of resettlement package available to tea ladies ? How has she been able to afford to follow MA around... Buy a kettle and some manky coffee / sugar containers and make it yourselves !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, BigTone said: Replacement now appointed Sitting like that you can see her lapsang soughong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fiale said: So is there some sort of resettlement package available to tea ladies ? How has she been able to afford to follow MA around... Buy a kettle and some manky coffee / sugar containers and make it yourselves !! She takes a 12.5% 'referral' fee each time the Club buys a new urn from Nisbets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 23 minutes ago, TedsHeadIs Red said: What? No six week vigorous process? The move has been brewing for some time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendip City Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Good riddance to her.... weak insipid tea = weak insipid football. We need a strong, robust builders brew maker. Roll on the vigorous, rigorous tasting process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRed Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Were our "performances" too much of a strain for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, downendcity said: Sitting like that you can see her lapsang soughong! And I thought it was Tetleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, BigTone said: And I thought it was Tetleys Don't be daft - she’s wearing a short so no way can you see her Tetleys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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