BigTone Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, downendcity said: Don't be daft - she’s wearing a short so no way can you see her Tetleys! Surely not her PG Tips ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 can you all just stop I am heavily into gunpowder and its not November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Actually I think this is a good thing. Since Ashton brought Doris in to the City family the number of tea related incidents has gone up forty eight percent. Several players have gone down with fatigue and rumours from within the club suggest this may be because Doris convinced Ashton that decaff was a better (and cheeper) option. There are also rumours that one player wasn't out with a season long knee injury but in fact was taken out when Doris tripped bringing him his traditional "Welcome to the club cup of tea" and ended up spilling boiling hot water all over his twig and berries. It's no coincidence that before Doris was signed there were virtually no complaints about hot beverages and the list of beverage related injuries was below Championship averages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 My wife takes an interest in ITFC and asks "What's happened to Freda, the existing Ipswich tea lady"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 you laugh and joke but You have brought back many happy memories of the humble tea lady's and their teas and cakes. sad demise of the tea lady and emergence of the money grabbing vending machine that cannot make a cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 hours ago, where's the joy said: Rigorous Hob Knobs, Bull Sh*t Bourbons, Gert Lush Garibaldi's I feel sorry for the tractor boys, nice club in the past, Paul Cook will pick the biscuits and MA will take all the glory And when clumsy Rolls rocks up to the tea trolley he will drop all the biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Relax folks. We've sign her replacement. The best in the business. We're in good hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikep Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, reddoh said: you laugh and joke but You have brought back many happy memories of the humble tea lady's and their teas and cakes. sad demise of the tea lady and emergence of the money grabbing vending machine that cannot make a cup of tea. I am with you on this one reddoh. When I started my first job my Dad gave me the following advice. 'Be polite to the receptionist as you never know when you will want an outside line, the money lady as you want to get paid on time and off course the tea lady.' And yes, I did get an extra chocolate biscuit or two and the occassional clip round the ear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, mikep said: I am with you on this one reddoh. When I started my first job my Dad gave me the following advice. 'Be polite to the receptionist as you never know when you will want an outside line, the money lady as you want to get paid on time and off course the tea lady.' And yes, I did get an extra chocolate biscuit or two and the occassional clip round the ear! IT's sad those day's have gone as kids we were under control . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: Actually I think this is a good thing. Several players have gone down with fatigue and rumours from within the club suggest this may be because Doris convinced Ashton that decaff was a better (and cheeper) option. There are also rumours that one player wasn't out with a season long knee injury but in fact was taken out when Doris tripped bringing him his traditional "Welcome to the club cup of tea" and ended up spilling boiling hot water all over his twig and berries. You mean like a budgie? In fact, now you mention it, I recall hearing its little ditty: I like a nice cup of tea in the morning I like a nice cup of tea with my tea And around about eleven My idea of Heaven Is a nice cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 Is there a better website or a finer URL anywhere on the internet than this? I believe Doris has been involved somewhere along the line. http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark barton Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 Wait until Walsh signs for Ipswich, then serious questions need to be asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mark barton said: Wait until Walsh signs for Ipswich, then serious questions need to be asked. Please don't raise my hopes too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Super said: Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor Just seen that. He can play at halftime to send them to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, Super said: Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor I kinda feel sorry for Ipswich supporters.............They really don't know whats coming? American investors, just like the Glazers at Man U, are interested in profit and not much else. Added to that they have the smarmy second hand car sales man as CEO, "Hamstring Andy" Rolls " as head of performance, and to top it all off, The Ginger Whinger as shirt sponsor.............Actually I don't feel sorry for them at all, they have made their bed, and now their will be plenty of lying? Wonder what odds they are to be relegated next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silvio Dante Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: Jesus. I thought they’d suffered enough after recruiting Ashton and Rolls but clearly God absolutely despises them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthStand Sandwich Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Ashton also taking the credit of Ed Sheeran's success ... Without him, Ed would still be singing in pubs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Super said: Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor Ashton’s obviously got them all singing from the same hymn sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Super said: Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor That’s two beardy annoying ***** at the club then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 17:24, BigTone said: Replacement now appointed Would the new tea lady object if I dunked my hob nob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, sglosbcfc said: Would the new tea lady object if I dunked my hob nob With Sheeran at the club now you can have ginger nuts too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Super said: Now have Ed Sheeran as a shirt sponsor Fan of the club better then gambling sponsors. No doubt Ashton will say "I brokered this approach from Ed to be involved with our club" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 We may be crap at football but this is a Premier League forum. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, SouthStand Sandwich said: Ashton also taking the credit of Ed Sheeran's success ... Without him, Ed would still be singing in pubs ... I wish he still was singing in pubs. Preferably pubs during lockdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 51 minutes ago, steveybadger said: I wish he still was singing in pubs. Preferably pubs during lockdown. Ashton or Ed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 12 hours ago, sglosbcfc said: Ashton or Ed? Duo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 Im really starting to feel for our friends in suffolk. I wouldnt be saw dead, in a ed on tour shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 Stupid buggers can’t even get BODMAS in the correct order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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