Slacker Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 My wife has just walked into the room,breaking a curly wurly in half and asking me if I wanted half.The curly wurly in question actually belongs to me!She offered me half of my own curly wurly!Does this officially make her the world's worst wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 At least she offered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Slacker said: My wife has just walked into the room,breaking a curly wurly in half and asking me if I wanted half.The curly wurly in question actually belongs to me!She offered me half of my own curly wurly!Does this officially make her the world's worst wife? If she was wearing a decent outfit, you could have asked her for a Twirl in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Slacker said: My wife has just walked into the room,breaking a curly wurly in half and asking me if I wanted half.The curly wurly in question actually belongs to me!She offered me half of my own curly wurly!Does this officially make her the world's worst wife? Pity she wasn't flashing her Snickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Slacker said: My wife has just walked into the room,breaking a curly wurly in half and asking me if I wanted half.The curly wurly in question actually belongs to me!She offered me half of my own curly wurly!Does this officially make her the world's worst wife? War crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Remember the advert? Slightly paraphrased as a teenager "A finger of fudge is just enough to give your wife a treat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Pity she wasn't flashing her Snickers If he's really lucky then he might get to Chomp on her Kit-Kat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Creme egg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 15 hours ago, Slacker said: My wife has just walked into the room,breaking a curly wurly in half and asking me if I wanted half.The curly wurly in question actually belongs to me!She offered me half of my own curly wurly!Does this officially make her the world's worst wife? I'd have taken the Curly Wurly back as it must have been faulty. Everyone knows that you can't break a Curly Wurly in half My brother and me tried it once, and after grabbing one end each, we went round the outside of the house 14 times before we gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 When I was at college I worked at Fry’s, Keynsham during the summer break and was on the line packing Christmas section boxes. I worked nights and on the very first night the packing machine kept breaking down. We were then sat around a stainless steel table unwrapping Curly Wurly bars, where the guillotine was out of sync and had cut through the bar itself and as they couldn't repair our packing machine, I spent about 6 hours unwrapping Curly Wurlys. As a result, I’ve never been able to look at, let alone eat a Curly Wurly since, so I would agree that @Slacker's missus is indeed the worst wife ever for offering him even half a bar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, downendcity said: the summer break and was on the line packing Christmas section boxes That explains why I broke some teeth on the tree decorations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Unfortunately, today's chocolate adverts aren't what they used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Mind you, Ketchup adverts have also changed a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 Getting back on thread, I've got the worst wife. In the 70's I used to work at RR. I did a lot of over time, came back about 8.30 to find a lovely bowl of steaming hot stew and dumplings, the kids were a bed . I ate every last drop, Mrs S asked if I wanted any more to which I replied "Well,is there more?" I was told there was loads more as she said the kids and her didn't really fancy it, after making it. Got up for work next morning to be greeted by my 4 year old. "Did you enjoy your tea daddy?", I enquired of her, why ? " Well mummy got the stew out of the oven and dropped it, all over the floor, she said that we couldn't eat it now, but it will be ok for your father, just don't tell him !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 `God I could murder a Cadbury`s Flake but I guess then you wouldn`t let me into heaven` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 12 hours ago, BS2 Red said: If he's really lucky then he might get to Chomp on her Kit-Kat. keeping on Topic, he could have had a go on herd airy box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: Creme egg... When I was 16 I had a girlfriend who lived in a sweet shop. She let me nibble her Cream Eggs but I wasn't allowed to touch her Curly Wurly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Shadow Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 A woman I used to work with was rather fond of sucking a Fisherman's Friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Red Shadow said: A woman I used to work with was rather fond of sucking a Fisherman's Friend Lucky Fisherman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: `God I could murder a Cadbury`s Flake but I guess then you wouldn`t let me into heaven` Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted May 26, 2021 Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 11 hours ago, redsquirrel said: keeping on Topic, he could have had a go on herd airy box I've heard that her Milky Way tastes like Roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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