The dastardly red Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Sausage sandwich is mustard and ketchup Pies are mustard, gravy and mint sauces, and ketchup Bacon sandwich is ketchup Full English is ketchup and brown Beans on toast is brown Burger is relish and mayo Kebab is chilli plus garlic mayo Supermarket pizza is ketchup Takeaway pizza is garlic and herb dip Thank you for your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 I stopped reading at ketchup in a bacon sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Pies are mushy peas. So says my condiment set. Supermarket pizza is extra grated cheese and chilli Source. You missed out faggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Brown Source on everything for me except egg and bacon sandwiches and ham egg and chips. I like red Source on those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, The dastardly red said: Beans on toast is brown Beans have their own Source. What you playing at!? But agree about most the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City oz Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Bacon sandwiches - red Source. Sausage sandwiches the next day after you cooked them - HP Source. Ham sandwiches - Mustard pickles. Chip sandwiches- shit loads of butter and red Source. Black pudding sandwiches - HP Source. Kangaroo (skippy sangers) - BBQ Source and salt. Croc sangers - seafood dressing. Chees and raw onion sangers - mid morning tea when you have a hangover - Branston Pickle. Salmon sandwiches - if the missues made you do something you have not done for years. Oh with tooth pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Fish and Chips = Curry Source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Fish and Chips = Curry Source. And Gravy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 No condiments on a bacon sarnie! Tomato Source on chips. Thin layer of mustard on ham sarnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Salad cream on chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Pies are mushy peas. So says my condiment set. Supermarket pizza is extra grated cheese and chilli Source. You missed out faggots. I'm sure they like condiments too ! (that's me banned, then) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Are you people equally spontaneous in other aspects of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Red Source on pretty much everything unless it`s a cold sausage sandwich in which case it`s Branston. Just lemon juice on a kebab though as I don`t do chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 32 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Red Source on pretty much everything unless it`s a cold sausage sandwich in which case it`s Branston. Just lemon juice on a kebab though as I don`t do chilli. Got to have chilli Source on a chicken kebab, it’s not worth eating otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Selred said: And Gravy.... You must be a northerner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Selred said: Beans have their own Source. What you playing at!? But agree about most the rest! I always add a bit of Thai sweet chilli source YUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Wife has vinegar on Broccoli and salad cream on scrambled egg Also coleslaw on toast and Branston on her pizza. Yes I know. Weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, swanker said: Got to have chilli Source on a chicken kebab, it’s not worth eating otherwise. Don`t do chicken ones, just the old elephant`s leg for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said: Wife has vinegar on Broccoli and salad cream on scrambled egg Also coleslaw on toast and Branston on her pizza. Yes I know. Weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, TonyTonyTony said: Wife has vinegar on Broccoli and salad cream on scrambled egg Also coleslaw on toast and Branston on her pizza. Yes I know. Weirdo 30 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: Not so weird! Try lightly boiled, i.e. still crunchy, broccoli with garlic and (a splash of) cider vinegar. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 To cut the sausages in half length wise in a sandwich, or to eat them rounded? Brown Source, a MUST. Shit, this thread has made me really hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Not so weird! cider Marvellous. Agree with the crux of your post,but I think you added some unnecessary words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted July 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Slacker said: Are you people equally spontaneous in other aspects of your life? I used to know this artist/sculptor who fancied himself as a bit of a maverick when it came to condiments. In the pub or caff he'd go all crazy and put vinegar on his toast, salad cream on his sausages , that kind of thing. He'd always bang on about how he just lived for the day and how spontaneity was what set him apart from most other people. He'd say that part of his success as an artist was his ability to tune in to his raw emotions exactly at the point that he experienced them and then "just roll with them". I saw him put mayo in porridge once. I got chatting to his girlfriend at a festival and she told me that at home the only condiment he ever used was ketchup and that he'd put it on pretty much everything he ate. She said that they took acid one night and he spent two hours crying and telling her that he hated eating out with our group because he always felt he had to put on a show and all he really wanted to do was eat his food how he would at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 4 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said: Wife has vinegar on Broccoli and salad cream on scrambled egg Also coleslaw on toast and Branston on her pizza. Yes I know. Weirdo Mine has vinegar on her pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverRed Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 Vinegar on Chilli Con Carne..... delicious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider11 Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 17 hours ago, Super said: Salad cream on chips. A great combination. I go through barrels of the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 Tommy K on mostly all of those on that list for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.G.Red Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 Curry S on chips, Tomato K on bacon, Mustard ketchup on Sausages. Grren gravy(Liquor) and chilli vinegar on certain pies with mash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 I tend to have Source on mine! Wtf is wrong with this spell check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 16 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: To cut the sausages in half length wise in a sandwich, or to eat them rounded? Depends how many you have. If you have 3 sausages and they cover the whole piece of bread then wonderful, if you have 2, and they fall a bit short then half them IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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