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1 minute ago, Rkid said:

Reading between the lines it looks like they're staying at Chernobyl for the time being, the disjointed four sided weird looking abortion of a stadium. If it was a woman it would be a "homely" girl..... No shiny new gaff on the ring road

If it was a woman she would be on the un dateables

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On Thursday, April 20, 2017 at 12:41, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

April fools day kit in pink they all wanted to buy 

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Just now, REDLEE said:

How about the 'Oh yes' thread and the city relegation party thread that came back to bite their arses.

And them getting relegated on the 2nd of May!!

Which is my birthday. I had years of them rubbing in what happened on that fateful day in 1990 and their rag of a fanzine being called The Second Of May so you can imagine how much I enjoyed the date they went down. They inexplicably changed the fanzine name shortly afterwards, can`t think why.

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3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I doubt there will be any "carnage" whatsoever if results this weekend leave them already assured of a play off place. 

Only you costing them a place will cause carnage, as I doubt any Millwall fans will want to miss play off games/Wembley, just for the sake of giving your horse punching, minibus butting, spaghetti dribbling morons a good kicking. 

Hope you've got enough oxygen up there on the moral high ground. 

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Just now, pride of the west said:

At least another 500 days to add to the 6000+ days gap

Yep! August 2018 is the earliest Rovers can be above City in the League. Rovers finished above City for 14 consecutive seasons 1949 -1962. City were then the higher placed team for the next TWENTY consecutive seasons 1963 - 1982. As Rovers last finished higher than City in the year 2000, it is possible that twenty year streak could be beaten.

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nice list missing the Sainsburys legal case based on the "watertight contract"  and the gas thread for Bristol City relegation party that got huge, but ooops we pulled things around and they tried to hide the thread (think Tomarse copied / archived it for us). 

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26 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Normally I would love to put my size 45's into the gas but in reality, one team has been fighting relegation (again) and the other has against all odds ended up with a mid table season no flirting at all relegation consolidation season something that would have been progress for BCFC.

 

I don't think you can fault them for their back to back promotions and their performance this season, especially when they have spent hardly anything. But that does not prevent us getting amusement from the comedy prone club/fans.

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Just now, Fiale said:

 

I don't think you can fault them for their back to back promotions and their performance this season, especially when they have spent hardly anything. But that does not prevent us getting amusement from the comedy prone club/fans.

I agree but to be honest it feels a bit hollow in the grand scheme of things they certainly progressed and had a more successful season than we did IMHO.

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3 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

I agree but to be honest it feels a bit hollow in the grand scheme of things they certainly progressed and had a more successful season than we did IMHO.

Yes, but the fact that they sold their best player to us, whom if had stayed would have almost certainly seen them reach the play offs, does add a soupçon of pleasure to the season.

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