Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 15/05/2021 at 14:34, Sniper said: That Marshy bellend has got a lot of sand in his Vag Probably still seething after his prediction from January went massively tits up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I took the Tote End with the missus earlier today. As I was leaving I saw a Neanderthal with a ‘FTG’ number plate drive past the IKEA end. I had a little chuckle to myself. Needs to change that ‘U’ to a ‘D’ though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, JamesBCFC said: I like the story of when Stephen Hawking threw a party complete with pyramids of champagne for time travelers, and didn't release any invites until after the party. When no one turned up he concluded that it means time travel (to the past) would never be achieved. Or in his words "what a shame". The trouble with time travel is that it’s all relative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Gert Mare said: As I was leaving I saw a Neanderthal with a ‘FTG’ number plate drive past In Northern Ireland FTP is used as an insult meaning #### the Pope. Does FTG mean the same thing regarding the gas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Malago said: The trouble with time travel is that it’s all relative. There was a young fellow named Wright Who once travelled faster than light He set out one day in a relative way And returned on the previous night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 37 minutes ago, 22A said: In Northern Ireland FTP is used as an insult meaning #### the Pope. Does FTG mean the same thing regarding the gas? Could be? As Jaily said to the lap it up knuckle draggers the other week, “There’s a ******* church down there!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, chinapig said: There was a young fellow named Wright Who once travelled faster than light He set out one day in a relative way And returned on the previous night Boom Boom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Malago said: The trouble with time travel is that it’s all relative. SpaceTime is unidirectional. The Gas are ever compelled forward to oblivion, such there will be no space left for them in the Universe, let alone Bristol. Of course all Gasheads are proponents of the Multiverse theory. In every Universe, bar this one, they're the 'biggest & best'© football club in existence, billions locked outside each week, winning everything in sight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I appreciate that standards at The Evil are at an all-time low, but I've just seen an alert that there's a very heavy police presence overseeing the eviction of a bunch of squatting travellers at Eastville. Reportage 35 years behind the times, by my reckoning. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 17 hours ago, Malago said: The trouble with time travel is that it’s all relative. Just like the sexual preferences of the Blue Few? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Bazooka Joe said: Just like the sexual preferences of the Blue Few? The family club. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 25/05/2015 at 11:08, View from the Dolman said: Anyone would think this was an open top bus tour to celebrate something. But clearly not, as there are no fans to be seen anywhere. Either they have no fans whatsoever, or the few fans they have don't care or are too embarrased to celebrate such a crap achievement. I can imagine Wael boasting "Put your money away lads, I'll get this.......... twenty two cheap-day returns to Horfield please. Oh yes, and the out-of-date crisps are also my treat !" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Some jokes write themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I see the unwashed are trying to convince themselves that the Gate, at 27,000 is too big for us as we only averaged 12,500 when we were promoted from League 1. What you're forgetting, cesspit dwellers is that 12,500 was the CAPACITY as we were rebuilding (look 'rebuilding' up eh) and we COULDN'T GET ANY MORE IN! Then again, 12,500 in gash speak is probably more than 27,000 anyway. Thick barstards! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: I see the unwashed are trying to convince themselves that the Gate, at 27,000 is too big for us as we only averaged 12,500 when we were promoted from League 1. What you're forgetting, cesspit dwellers is that 12,500 was the CAPACITY as we were rebuilding (look 'rebuilding' up eh) and we COULDN'T GET ANY MORE IN! Then again, 12,500 in gash speak is probably more than 27,000 anyway. Thick barstards! So embarrassing isn't it. They obviously forgot we averaged slightly less than 12,000 the season before and spending most of it at the bottom. But whatever helps them feel good about themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: I see the unwashed are trying to convince themselves that the Gate, at 27,000 is too big for us as we only averaged 12,500 when we were promoted from League 1. What you're forgetting, cesspit dwellers is that 12,500 was the CAPACITY as we were rebuilding (look 'rebuilding' up eh) and we COULDN'T GET ANY MORE IN! Then again, 12,500 in gash speak is probably more than 27,000 anyway. Thick barstards! Haha, idiots. You imagine they are probably well aware that we had a reduced capacity but only write these things to make themselves feel better. The following season Ashton Gate was, on average, the most ‘full’ stadium in the Football League. Yes our capacity was reduced to around 15k but we still filled the ground despite being in the bottom 3 for the first 6 months of the season and only guaranteed survival with 2 games to go. Thats called support and loyalty Sagheads, you should try it sometime. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Haha, idiots. You imagine they are probably well aware that we had a reduced capacity but only write these things to make themselves feel better. The following season Ashton Gate was, on average, the most ‘full’ stadium in the Football League. Yes our capacity was reduced to around 15k but we still filled the ground despite being in the bottom 3 for the first 6 months of the season and only guaranteed survival with 2 games to go. Thats called support and loyalty Sagheads, you should try it sometime. Amazing isn’t it . We had a massive renovation going on and filled the ground every game. But they twist to make themselves feel better. Then they sell 2.5k season tickets and start slapping each other on the back . Such a ****** fan base 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Selling 2.5k season tickets is nothing to get excited about really. What happens when the other 2.5k numpties who may have bought one decide not to attend next season. Will make their crowds look even more pathetic than they are. Great support my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Rovers have some incomings apparently Charlie Mulgrew Connor McAleny 2 more possibly sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Banned User said: Rovers have some incomings apparently Charlie Mulgrew Connor McAleny 2 more possibly sorted Pugh,Pugh, Barney McGrew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I wonder if the gas will pick up any of our released u23s ? Trouble is if they do well they will claim they produced them like Jason Roberts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Kodjias Wrist said: I wonder if the gas will pick up any of our released u23s ? Trouble is if they do well they will claim they produced them like Jason Roberts. Surely you aren’t suggesting we should get any credit for Roberts’ development after his three games on loan for us?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 15 hours ago, Banned User said: Rovers have some incomings apparently Charlie Mulgrew Connor McAleny 2 more possibly sorted Both with Fleetwood connections and both free agents so it would seem very likely. McAleny is an interesting one. He's had more loans than you can shake a stick at. Did very little at Fleetwood and after his first season spent the majority of the next two on loan, then signs a one year deal with Oldham where he goes on the best league scoring run of his career with 17 goals in a season. It's a wonder Oldham aren't trying to retain him. Mind you, he seems like another Nichols type of player, a one season wonder. The Sags will sign him and wonder where the goals went. Certainly looks like Mr Tilson gets to keep his crown for another year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 I would've thought the only signings they would be making would be McKay, Godber & Norman Stanley Fletcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 On 20/05/2021 at 16:37, Bazooka Joe said: Anyone would think this was an open top bus tour to celebrate something. There's majesty in that photo. Every passenger appears to be wholly embarrassed &, upon pain of eternal ridicule, desperate to hide their identities (not I'd know any of them from Adam.) Heads bowed, faces tucked into elbows, masked in dark sunglasses, or last gasp using the 'I'm on my phone' trick. You can hear them thinking ' Please, please, please don't let anybody I know see me.' For a club who proclaim themselves "Prowed"© it's odd that none of its members appear to hold an ounce of pride when wearing their clown outfits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 21 hours ago, richyy66 said: Selling 2.5k season tickets is nothing to get excited about really. What happens when the other 2.5k numpties who may have bought one decide not to attend next season. Will make their crowds look even more pathetic than they are. Great support my arse. Yes but what you're forgetting is that 2.5k equates to 6k because they can just pass the season ticket through the barrier and pay the guard a fiver to look the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 On 20/05/2021 at 16:53, WarksRobin said: Some jokes write themselves I swear that was John-Joe O'Toole they hoisted out using the crane...... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 On 19/05/2021 at 19:22, Gert Mare said: I took the Tote End with the missus earlier today. As I was leaving I saw a Neanderthal with a ‘FTG’ number plate drive past the IKEA end. I had a little chuckle to myself. Needs to change that ‘U’ to a ‘D’ though. I visited this morning Gert. The only retail outlet anywhere on the planet where I walk around with a permanent grin. Got a couple of sour looks from the locals when they saw my City pin badge. Needless to say I smiled knowlingly back. All good sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Swede said: I would've thought the only signings they would be making would be McKay, Godber & Norman Stanley Fletcher. Grouty is going to be director of football, in the same way that he was responsible for swimming pool maintenance in Slade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 Grouty "They put me in charge of the Tote end" Barton "We haven't got a Tote End" Grouty "I know" Barton "Clerical error?" Grouty "No, IKEA" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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