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24 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

I'm sure when Pearson has worked out which of his youngsters are unlikely to get the minutes they need there will be strong possibility of that happening. In my view someone like Sam Bell would benefit hugely from a spell in League 2 and would do a good job too.

He's a good age and could really benefit from league football just like Scott Twine did for us whilst on loan at Newport before Power cashed in at the end of last season and sold him.

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3 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

Some good rave tunes in there, I don’t think you’d get away with band name Smart E’s today!!

It still amazes me that radio stations and Top of the Pops didn't realise that The Shaman were basically just shouting "E's ARE GOOD!" ?

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1 hour ago, Bazooka Joe said:

So whenever they posted "we're coming for you", were they really directing those messages to Windy-Arse ?

 

We're going off the point of this Blue Few thread, but I'd like it recorded that I've met Mr C from The Shaman and he is a complete tosser.

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4 hours ago, BS2 Red said:

It still amazes me that radio stations and Top of the Pops didn't realise that The Shaman were basically just shouting "E's ARE GOOD!" ?

It’s the whole track, not just the chorus.

E created the vibe, E takes you for a ride and as if by design, the party ignites like it’s coming to life..” etc

I think the BBC cottoned on to it in the end but not before it reached number 1. Im pretty sure it hit the top of the charts in some ‘national drug awareness week’ as well, but I could be wrong.

What I do know for a fact is that the Gas are shit and have very few fans.

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I’m always astonished that, to this day, the BBC still play ‘Love resurrection’ by Alison Moyet. 
 

What can I do to make light of this dull dull day?
What switch can I pull to illuminate the way?
Show me one direction
I will not question again
For a warm injection
Is all I need to calm the pain
We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
What seed must I sow to replenish this barren land
Teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand
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3 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I’m always astonished that, to this day, the BBC still play ‘Love resurrection’ by Alison Moyet. 
 

What can I do to make light of this dull dull day?
What switch can I pull to illuminate the way?
Show me one direction
I will not question again
For a warm injection
Is all I need to calm the pain
We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
What seed must I sow to replenish this barren land
Teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
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1 hour ago, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

I sympathise. My cat's not house-trained either.

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7 hours ago, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

Touching lyrics

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15 hours ago, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

I must admit, I thought I knew all of Cliff Richard`s songs.......................................

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2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Here they go again. 
 

:laughcont:

A forward they were interested in preferred to go  non-league rather than pull on ‘ da famous quarters ‘ 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/league-two-record-breaker-paul-5690921

Wrexham are the bigger club. Plus rovers offer out of date Fanta and a b and q white patio chair . How temping that maybe for a prolific goal scorer from Cambridge. I’m sure he has made the right decision 

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24 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Here they go again. 
 

:laughcont:

A forward they were interested in preferred to go  non-league rather than pull on ‘ da famous quarters ‘ 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/league-two-record-breaker-paul-5690921

It's a good move for him as he'll get a role in Deadpool 3. Whereas all the 15ers could offer was a dead club. 

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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition.

The presenter answered and said
“Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize!”

"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.

"Feel Confident?"
The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."

"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years.”

"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Bristol Rovers game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"

"7", I replied.

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On 22/07/2021 at 14:02, myol'man said:

Interesting to read that Tisdale, who Barton basically accused of being a fraud, was shortlisted for the England under 21s job.

The FA clearly didn't ask the bin dipping thug for references 

"Bin dipping thug" ??? quality!

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56 minutes ago, BetterRedthenBlue said:

Saw a sag say the Cambridge guy "chose money over ambition" I mean I can't think of any other reason you'd choose Wrexham over the sags. 

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to be fair to rovers.they have built a new stand since that photo was taken.

Just now, Jim Davey said:

to be fair to rovers.they have built a new stand since that photo was taken.

and put some new tarmac down

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On 22/07/2021 at 23:02, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass puss

Never liked that Susan Boyle. 

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