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4 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

The absolute beauty that is contained in those few words...! 

The mighty Bristol Rovers see a goalless draw with Barrow, a Pappa John's Pizza trophy win against a Cheltenham 2nd string side, and a  somewhat fortunate 1-0 home win Vs a Crawley team with an injury crisis, that look destined for a relegation struggle, as turning the corner...! 

 

Just amended that a little. 

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8 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

...and the predominant chant from the home fans that day? “We know what we are, we know what we are, a pub team from Essex, we know what we are...” - now that is high class comedy from a footballing point of view - the 10,000 Gas fans who undoubtedly attended that day would have obviously been livid at some locals putting them firmly in their place ...

Clearly led by the hoards of travelling sh'eeds swelling the ranks of the home end.......

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12 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Seven years ago to this very day:

Braintree Town 2 Bristol Rovers 0

The travelling Gash fans took the humiliating defeat with their usual grace and good humour as I recall…

Laugh all you like, but look how far they've come since then.... 

 

Now they can head to places like Barrow and be confident of returning with a goalless draw...! 

Next step on their route to world domination is to catch up with  Harrogate..! 

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6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Laugh all you like, but look how far they've come since then.... 

 

Now they can head to places like 10 man Barrow and be confident of returning with a goalless draw...! 

Next step on their route to world domination is to catch up with  Harrogate..! 

 

2 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Minor amendment. 

Further amendment. 

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1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

The mighty Bristol Rovers see a goalless draw with Barrow, a Pappa John's Pizza trophy win against a Cheltenham 2nd string side, and a  somewhat fortunate 1-0 home win Vs a Crawley team that look destined for a relegation struggle, as turning the corner...! 

Sounds to me like they are coming for us.

???

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6 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Bloody slowly BS2!

I'm 54 and at this rate I'll be 154 by the time they catch us up! 

Genie: "You have one wish"

Gashead: "Make me immortal"

Genie: "Can't do that, ask for something easier"

Gashead: "make me live to see the Gas overtake the gurt 'Teds"

Genie: "Immortality it is then..."

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I sometimes wonder if the big clubs are perfectly happy sending their young kids out to play in this competition.

Along the lines of... 'If you're not careful you could end up playing in the fourth division in dumps just like this'.

 

That should help keep  them on the straight and narrow!

 

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5 minutes ago, 42nite said:

I sometimes wonder if the big clubs are perfectly happy sending their young kids out to play in this competition.

Along the lines of... 'If you're not careful you could end up playing in the fourth division in dumps just like this'.

 

That should help keep  them on the straight and narrow!

 

Arsenal have 36 players in their under 21 squad so in reality many of them won't make the grade and will be grateful playing at dumps in division 4 rather than having to get a proper job

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8 minutes ago, 42nite said:

I sometimes wonder if the big clubs are perfectly happy sending their young kids out to play in this competition.

Along the lines of... 'If you're not careful you could end up playing in the fourth division in dumps just like this'.

 

That should help keep  them on the straight and narrow!

 

"Hey kid, if you don't drink milk, you'll only be good enough to play for Bristol Rovers!"

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25 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

The Gas vs Swindon...? | Bristol Rovers GasChat Forum

 

Absolute state of that first post :rofl2br:

"I know they have dodged the bullet many times due to mishandling of financing, and have cheated there way to stay alive, while we have moved away from our city, to stay in business yet are still in the same position as them dispite playing a fair game."

What, by robbing a ground off the rugby club...??

******* whopper.

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