TonyTonyTony Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 39 minutes ago, Monkeh said: But the blue few are too thick to do anything about it Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate. Did a good job on the oven mind 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 hour ago, TonyTonyTony said: Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate. Did a good job on the oven mind Presumably because you have a gas oven. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 hour ago, TonyTonyTony said: Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day Time to move … Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Did they ever release vol. 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 2 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said: Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate. Did a good job on the oven mind root and branch? Won't work with gash dieback. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted October 7, 2021 Admin Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 50 minutes ago, myol'man said: Did they ever release vol. 2? Probably an album full of chants they stole from Argyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, myol'man said: Did they ever release vol. 2? Side A: Goodnight Irene Side B: Goodnight Irene Yes, Volume Two was released Side A: Goodnight Irene Side B: Goodnight Irene "It's the sound of the crowd" !?? They're havin' a laugh. What crowd? Probably the usual 10,000 locked outside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gert Mare Posted October 7, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Did they ever release vol. 2? Vol 2 1. BOOOOOOO! ******* Dog Shit! 2. Bristol City, We’re Coming For You 3. Hellllllloooooo, Unlucky Da Shit 4. I’ve ‘ad 2 Divorces 5. ******* Snake! 6. That’s It! We’re Down 7. You’re a ******* disgrace! 8. I Feel Sorry Fer ‘Im (Boo Hoo Hoo) 9. Sheeed’ead 10. It’s Your ******* Fault You Bald-Headed ***! Edited October 7, 2021 by Gert Mare 1 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 From The Times “Game in Numbers - Red Cards” Later in 1997 the third tier produced another game of five red cards: Bristol Rovers’ David Pritchard was sent off in first-half stoppage time for a second booking, and a fight while awaiting the resulting free kick led to the dismissals of his team-mates Jason Perry and Andy Tillson, along with Wigan’s Graeme Jones (watched by his Wigan colleague and future Belgium managerial partner Roberto Martinez). Rovers’ Josh Low was sent off in the second half for a second yellow card. Another shameful episode in the history of the “Family Club” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted October 7, 2021 Admin Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 45 minutes ago, TomF said: When is Joey's first trial.. next month? In relation to alleged incident with his wife, the case management hearing is set for November 17th, his trial is at Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court on December 16th In relation to the alleged incident with the Barnsley Manager, he will face trial in Sheffield on 26th November Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 As it’s National poetry day, here’s a little something I came up with, City are red, Rovers are blue, Joey Barton is going back to prison for a year or two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 St. Joseph of Barton, always a rover, says she was pissed & she fell over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 On 06/10/2021 at 10:53, Gert Mare said: After “It’s your ******* fault you bald-headed ***”………. Bird in Hand,more like Cock in Hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 5 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said: Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate. Did a good job on the oven mind was he there on sat? might explain their poor derby match attendance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 I see the Newcastle Saudi takeover has gone through. Does that knock the Gash down to the sixth or seventh richest club in England? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 2 hours ago, phantom said: In relation to alleged incident with his wife, the case management hearing is set for November 17th, his trial is at Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court on December 16th In relation to the alleged incident with the Barnsley Manager, he will face trial in Sheffield on 26th November Why not combine both of them and save time & money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 I think they're starting to see sense https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/18687/boycott-carlisle-game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, WessexPest said: I see the Newcastle Saudi takeover has gone through. Does that knock the Gash down to the sixth or seventh richest club in England? Amanda Staveley was devastated that she couldn't get her hands on Rovers. "Oh Uncle Bert" she said. "Why didn't you pull it off for me ?" Edited October 7, 2021 by bert tann 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Shaun Taylor said: I think they're starting to see sense https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/18687/boycott-carlisle-game About 3 people will take part, as the are too stupid to do anything As for wanting your team to lose to get the manager the sack, I hate that I've seen it on many a forum including this one, a stance I don't get, I've disliked many a manger but never actively wanted us to lose 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDBS36 Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Shaun Taylor said: I think they're starting to see sense https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/18687/boycott-carlisle-game They will use the boycott of the game to account for the poor attendance gas logic get your excuse’s in early 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 minute ago, SDBS36 said: They will use the boycott of the game to account for the poor attendance gas logic get your excuse’s in early The number of "we would watch them from the pavements if they played in the street" brigade in that thread admitting that they have already stopped attending, is hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 9 hours ago, myol'man said: Did they ever release vol. 2? Surely that should be 'it's the sound of the few'...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: Surely that should be 'it's the sound of the few'...? I think that refers to the volume setting that they manage to create, rather than volume, as in "episode".! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 13 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said: Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate. Did a good job on the oven mind Sure it wasn't Dopey Darrell, I've heard he's a CORGI specialist ? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 14 hours ago, Gert Mare said: Vol 2 1. BOOOOOOO! ******* Dog Shit! 2. Bristol City, We’re Coming For You 3. Hellllllloooooo, Unlucky Da Shit 4. I’ve ‘ad 2 Divorces 5. ******* Snake! 6. That’s It! We’re Down 7. You’re a ******* disgrace! 8. I Feel Sorry Fer ‘Im (Boo Hoo Hoo) 9. Sheeed’ead 10. It’s Your ******* Fault You Bald-Headed ***! I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’. As our dear friend the bald-headed *** would say…. ”What more do you want? I would say it’s a perfect time. Conference in 5 years. ‘ERE WE GO!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 12 hours ago, Monkeh said: About 3 people will take part, as the are too stupid to do anything As for wanting your team to lose to get the manager the sack, I hate that I've seen it on many a forum including this one, a stance I don't get, I've disliked many a manger but never actively wanted us to lose Big John Atyeo did and played shit on purpose for it to happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 The bonus tracks are prowed to be a fewer and a punch horse with no name . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, mjd said: The bonus tracks are prowed to be a fewer and a punch horse with no name . With a bonus bonus track originally recorded by The Trammps. Now recorded by The Tramps, Shit-hole inferno chronicles their heated history in both Eastville and Twerton as those mothers burnt down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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