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37 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

 

"With Wael Al-Qadi, we’ve got an owner in place who has got the resources to bring those glory days back to Rovers, the same way Steve Lansdown has done with his couple of billion pound fortune to Bristol City."

 

1. What glory days?

 

2. Couple of billion pound - the only couple of billion pound thing Wally will ever achieve at Roverzzzz is debt.

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48 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

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5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

Joey & Wally...

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Wired to the ******* moon.

I think he’s properly lost it.

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Thanks BR, I've read that and have to say I've rarely read such utter crap in my entire life! The bloke is absolutely looney tunes!!! 

I've also been to church - to pray that he doesn't leave. Then I'm gonna walk up Wedmore Vale - that's my Everest.

****...

 

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On 07/10/2021 at 08:56, Malago said:

From The Times “Game in Numbers - Red Cards”
 

Later in 1997 the third tier produced another game of five red cards: Bristol Rovers’ David Pritchard was sent off in first-half stoppage time for a second booking, and a fight while awaiting the resulting free kick led to the dismissals of his team-mates Jason Perry and Andy Tillson, along with Wigan’s Graeme Jones (watched by his Wigan colleague and future Belgium managerial partner Roberto Martinez). Rovers’ Josh Low was sent off in the second half for a second yellow card.

 

Another shameful episode in the history of the “Family Club”

I recall at the time sad Gastard Kevin Greening co-presented the Radio 1 breakfast show and every midweek morning after they had played he would play a snippet of Gobs***e Irene and talk about how they’d got on the previous night.

Day after this debacle he was sobbing “The Gas got four…sent off!”

And yes, I appreciate there was zero excuse for listening to Radio 1 even 25 years ago, with or without the Gash propaganda.

Rest assured I’ve been doing penance every since and will continue to do so for many a kalpa to atone for this.

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3 hours ago, bearded_red said:

He’s clearly not well & when you add in some sort of Messiah complex, it isn’t a good mix.

Over on Gaschat a fair few are unsurprisingly losing their shit over this.

The pathetic attempt to try & pretend he knows their history with the Geoff Bradford stuff is cringe, too.

I wonder how the Post bloke (Sam Frost?) is able to continue to report this weirdness without comment.

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8 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said:

To be fair im not religious, but i have to say God has played a blinder in sending Joey to the Mem. The omnipotent one is a Red? ?

Barton is a proper nutter, and frankly i dont think there is a better match for comedy value. 

I hope he is able to keep practicing his faith from the prison chapel. It would be a gross breach of his human rights else…

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3 hours ago, bearded_red said:

Genuine question, is this real or am I being whooshed? I can’t believe anyone could say this shit, with a straight face anyway. Unbelievable, Jeff 

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On 07/10/2021 at 14:36, Bazooka Joe said:

Side A: Goodnight Irene

Side B: Goodnight Irene

 

Yes, Volume Two was released

Side A: Goodnight Irene

Side B: Goodnight Irene

 

"It's the sound of the crowd" !??

They're havin' a laugh.

What crowd?

Probably the usual 10,000 locked outside.

 

NO NO NO, Its the sound of A crowd piped over their P.A. System 

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I get the Gasheads are downtrodden and when I look at the 138-year history since 1883, they have not had a load of success and I can understand they are feeling down-beaten and in the doldrums. 

Rovers’ best ever position was sixth position in Division Two in 1955. My worst ever finish as a player was fifth position in Division Two, so on a bad day the mountains I have scaled as a player are higher than any mountain that has ever been scaled by Bristol Rovers as an organisation.

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4 minutes ago, Lew-T said:

I get the Gasheads are downtrodden and when I look at the 138-year history since 1883, they have not had a load of success and I can understand they are feeling down-beaten and in the doldrums. 

Rovers’ best ever position was sixth position in Division Two in 1955. My worst ever finish as a player was fifth position in Division Two, so on a bad day the mountains I have scaled as a player are higher than any mountain that has ever been scaled by Bristol Rovers as an organisation.

'Are The Walls Of Parkhurst' ?

Joey repeat after me, 'They've Come To Take Me Away Ha Ha He He' 

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