Swede Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 100,000, well you can certainly see where they get their exaggerated attendances from. It's inbred, just like the "special" relationship with their sister/mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 they're like the rabbits in Watership Down anything over three is thousands ! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: they're like the rabbits in Watership Down anything over three is thousands ! In one of his books, Bill Bryson talks about an Amazon jungle tribe who just have three words for numbers: One, two, a lot. I bet they are Gasheads. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pommers65 Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/18981/citys-accounts...some fun stuff in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 (edited) If this was satire it’d be gold. It’s unironic though so.. even funnier(?) The s#it are going down with a fiver in the bank, a fiver in a bank, a fiver in the bank We have a pot to piss in, we’ve just pissed so much it’s nearly overflowing. Our problem is the opposite of theirs. Edited December 29, 2021 by Marcus Aurelius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Marcus Aurelius said: If this was satire it’d be gold. It’s unironic though so.. even funnier(?) The s#it are going down with a fiver in the bank, a fiver in a bank, a fiver in the bank We have a pot to piss in, we’ve just pissed so much it’s nearly overflowing. Our problem is the opposite of theirs. Let them have their fun. We`ll remind them of it when Wally`s sold the swamp, buggered off and they`re back renting off Bath City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/19014/best-goal-ve-scored If there is anyone registered who hasn't yet been banned and can reply to that thread with 'Colin Daniels', you'll get Internet points. (Although you will have to take a screenshot as they aren't known over there for their sense of humour). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) Reminds me of the Protect & Survive public information film from 1976 which warned that a nuclear catastrophe could occur at any moment. Edited December 31, 2021 by bert tann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) Surely some mistake? Not even in the top four? Happy New Year to the Gap Edited December 31, 2021 by CiderJar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 12 minutes ago, CiderJar said: Surely some mistake? Not even in the top four? Happy New Year to the Gap Must be. Obviously the League 2 counting machines can`t cope with such huge numbers and just give up. I`m sure the s*gs can refer to their accurate records and put everyone right on this. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Must be. Obviously the League 2 counting machines can`t cope with such huge numbers and just give up. I`m sure the s*gs can refer to their accurate records and put everyone right on this. The lack of accuracy regarding car park numbers is the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 New Year greetings from someone who is absolutely qualified to talk on that subject:- 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 minute ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: New Year greetings from someone who is absolutely qualified to talk on that subject:- Class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said: Class. And to quote Henry Potter (IAWL) "And a happy new year to you..................in JAIL!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CiderJar Posted January 1, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 35 minutes later.... 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, CiderJar said: 35 minutes later.... Some of the tramps would have started walking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 It’s so long since they last had enough players to play a match I’d started to forget they exist. They really are a pub team, aren’t they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 This tickled me. What a way to find out. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, CiderJar said: 35 minutes later.... "As we understand, a number of Rovers players woke up this morning with symptoms, hence the late postponement." Player waking up with "symptoms" on New Years Day following New Years Eve? Even the supporters coach was already half way down the M4... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wild Bunch Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 This is the 4th successive game they have called off due to Covid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Olé said: This tickled me. What a way to find out. That’ll be Joey Barton taking a piss already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 All sat on the coach on their way to the game all of a sudden they got to turn round because of covid. Didn’t they test before they left. Or are they that stupid they traveled with someone on the coach with covid. Tinpot morons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Gas up to their old tricks. Injury hit squad, didn’t fancy getting hammered by Leyton Orient. Shifty bastards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Suffice to say the inbreds over at slagchat are not best pleased. They`re accusing the club of a lack of professionalism. You`d think they`d be used to it by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77 punk Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 most clubs would have stayed in a hotel in london Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, 77 punk said: most clubs would have stayed in a hotel in london The YMCA`s a bit busy this time of year. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: The YMCA`s a bit busy this time of year. Think that rough sleepers have been moved into most YMCAs for Xmas, you can’t expect them to have to put up with Rovers players in the same hotel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, GrahamC said: Think that rough sleepers have been moved into most YMCAs for Xmas, you can’t expect them to have to put up with Rovers players in the same hotel. Exactly, you never know what diseases could be picked up from being in the same building as them. The homeless have already got it rough as it is..... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wild Bunch Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Gas up to their old tricks. Injury hit squad, didn’t fancy getting hammered by Leyton Orient. Shifty bastards. Classic Tinpot Bristol Rovers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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