WhistleHappy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 9 hours ago, ZiderEyed said: Almost like it was made up by a fat freak chained to his keyboard with doritos dust on his jeans and cum stains on his carpet. Hard to believe the carpet bit tbh, considering the amount of toss-pots to be found in the Gas tents on matchdays.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, B block said: Doesn’t their keeper have to go back in January, to be replaced by Tom Nichols, the dog botherer the turnstiles lady, or lord knows who? If he goes they are right in it up to their neck The sex offender can go back in goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: The sex offender can go back in goal Fake sheiks, sex offenders, tramps and dog botherers, what a shower. Hope the tents are showerproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 19 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: I did nothing of the sort !, And it’s not Doritos That's totally changed my opinion of Pandas. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: That's totally changed my opinion of Pandas. They're well known technophobes.. Edited November 20, 2018 by B1ackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki's soulmate Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, BCFC11 said: It’s what they do’s, all Wally has to do is come out and say he’s working on a few things and they’ll lap it up and keep them quiet for a few more months. Wally has that lot on strings. It takes time to come out and say he's working on a few things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, B1ackbird said: They're well known technophobes.. I shall be keeping an eye open in future and will cancel my donation to the WWF . Panda's attacking offices is totally unacceptable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I shall be keeping an eye open in future and will cancel my donation to the WWF . Panda's attacking offices is totally unacceptable. Totally agree major....they normally eat shoots and leaves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I shall be keeping an eye open in future and will cancel my donation to the WWF . Panda's attacking offices is totally unacceptable. Its the years of being confused with the other WWF (Now WWE). It's rubbed off on them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tomarse said: None of them seeing it was a potential land grab. Are they ever going to wake up? They are far too 'loyal' to question anything, and anyone who might have an independent thought is immediately shouted down for being a 'gurt Ted' - they bring it on themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: They are far too 'loyal' to question anything, and anyone who might have an independent thought is immediately shouted down for being a 'gurt Ted' - they bring it on themselves. Maybe they should question this https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37322993 Made me laugh . Looked for clubs abroad. But you know it’s roverz. Ha ha ha clowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 31 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Maybe they should question this https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37322993 Made me laugh . Looked for clubs abroad. But you know it’s roverz. Ha ha ha clowns Wael's wife, who said: "It's like we have a new baby, a Bristol Rovers baby. I think somebody needs to report them to childline...! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted November 20, 2018 Admin Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 I bet he is no longer invited to the family BBQ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 The Christopher Waltz lookalike in that family always gets me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: Wael's wife, who said: "It's like we have a new baby, a Bristol Rovers baby. I think somebody needs to report them to childline...! I’d love to hear her elaborate on this analogy.... ”yes, we were looking to adopt, so we went to have a look at the children available. As soon as we walked in, we fell in love with little baby “Chelsea” but she had come from a very well to do home and her tastes were way out of our league. Then we were shown baby “Gillingham” she was quite adorable, well presented and from a caring home. We’d have liked to take baby “Gillingham” home with us, but when we Weal tried to pick her up, she vomited all down his back, kicked up a tantrum and refused to come with us. As we were heading for the exit, very disappointed at failing to find a baby for the family, we noticed a little ginger child, with black eyes, terrible flea ridden hair and clothes which looked like they’d not been washed for months. There was poor little baby “Rovers”, cowering in the corner, all neglected with very simple needs & tastes, with, most importantly, very low levels of expectation for their future. So we picked her up and took her home with us. She was great, at first, funny & smiley (in a demented, cute kind of way) but to be honest, she’s not progressing very well now, she can’t get the hang of using cutlery, keeps shitting herself has a habit of grabbing the tv remote and turning it to Babestation. We’ve had enough of her now but I can’t see any other prospective parents wanting her, when so many other children are seeking parents, so we’ll keep taking the child benefit for her, leave her locked in the cupboard under the stairs, taking her the occasional left over dinner scraps until she either dies of starvation or we can sell the house and leave her there” Edited November 20, 2018 by Bar BS3 2 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, phantom said: I bet he is no longer invited to the family BBQ His very honest friends: "I won't say what we used to call him, but now we've named him 'Mr President'." Oh please tell us what you used to call him....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, phantom said: I bet he is no longer invited to the family BBQ Wasn't it Gillingham they were originally looking to buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Tomarse said: None of them seeing it was a potential land grab. Are they ever going to wake up? I'm surprised they're not accusing him of being a Ted by now, after all it is all our fault. It's all a misunderstanding anyway, it was a circus he wanted not a sporting venture. I've heard that his favourite club could be up for sale in West London. I'd expect he'll want to get in there quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Isn't it about time they announced the plans for redeveloping the scrap yard. I can't wait to see the next "artist's impression" in the evil post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 16 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: They seem to think he`ll go back to Brentford (?) who will then sell him as he has been playing well. They will be ****** then - have to get another keeper in on loan which will take up a fair bit of their non-existent transfer budget. The general view is one in/one out but to be honest, who`d pay anything for any of their donkeys? If they're in the relegation zone with a goalkeeper playing so well he's going to be recalled and sold, I'd hate* to see how they do without him. *not really. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: Fake sheiks, sex offenders, tramps and dog botherers, what a shower. Hope the tents are showerproof. Don't forget "Horse Punchers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: “Fake sheiks, sex offenders, tramps and dog botherers” what a shower. Hope the tents are showerproof. Has Cher brought out a newly updated 2018 version of her old classic...? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Has Cher brought out a newly updated 2018 version of her old classic...? You hear it from the people all around 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted November 20, 2018 Admin Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 53 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: His very honest friends: "I won't say what we used to call him, but now we've named him 'Mr President'." Oh please tell us what you used to call him....... A Cueless Clunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, phantom said: A Cueless Clunt A skint one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 14 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: Fake sheiks, sex offenders, tramps and dog botherers, what a shower. Hope the tents are showerproof. Squatting vultures..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 All gone quiet regarding the training ground, what is happening with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 I can just imagine the scene, " Dad , I want to buy a football club" " What ? " " I want to buy a football club , all my mates have football clubs " " Who do you want to buy ? " " The Emirates you say ? " " No Dad , the Pirates " " Never heard of them . Listen you're a good son , Why not ? . You can have the money in the biscuit tin in the kitchen " " Thanks Dad , I won't need it all though ". And , my dear friends , on such moments legends are born . Bob bless Wally #doingagreatjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, harrys said: All gone quiet regarding the training ground, what is happening with that? They have lost the fag packet that the plans were drawn up on and are meeting down the pub next Thursday to do some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: I can just imagine the scene, " Dad , I want to buy a football club" " What ? " " I want to buy a football club , all my mates have football clubs " " Who do you want to buy ? " " The Emirates you say ? " " No Dad , the Pirates " " Never heard of them . Listen you're a good son , Why not ? . You can have the money in the biscuit tin in the kitchen " " Thanks Dad , I won't need it all though ". And , my dear friends , on such moments legends are born . Bob bless Wally #doingagreatjob It was a longer conversation than that. Wael - “Daddy, I want a football club. Will you buy me a football club, in England..?” Dad - “which football club..?” Wael - “Chelsea” Dad - “:laugh:. NO I can’t afford them. How about Gillingham..?” Wael - “great! Thanks Daddy. I’ll speak to them now.” Wael - “umm they don’t want me, but I’m still looking around” Dad - “I’ve been told Bristol Rovers are available. You can have them” Wael - “FFS!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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