Guest Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Don't forget our judges need to attend those really important extended lunch dates they can't miss or golf days with their pals. Can't be rushing those. Absolutely. But then again you'd have to get a few perks to make up for the 90% pay cut those commercial law QC's take to join the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 (edited) Now come on, how many times have we heard that old chestnut rolled out by you deperate sags over the past, what, 10 / 12 years? Its the only glimmer of hope for the future you have You have sneaked promotion through the play-offs into the basement league, you will not be getting a new stadium and you will be staying at the dilapitated mem which if your lucky will get a lick of paint or maybe a new tented roof, you are in the most precarious financial position probably in your history which will only get worse once the new stadium bubble bursts and you are financing the running of the club through finance through loan sharks If I were you, rather than concering myself with what my neigbours are doing, I'd be more concerned I had a club support the season after next! Be fair, they could probably afford some new plastic garden chairs from The Range or Wilko. (or B&M, if money is really tight) Edited June 17, 2015 by Rouge Sans Pareil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 On a footballing note, I use the term loosely, I see one of the star players, 34 year old "Bob" Monkhouse, has shot his bolt and has turned the offer of new contract. He's apparently got a better offer from a bigger club. I think it's Hartlepool, but not bring an expert in Basement football, I may be mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 On a footballing note, I use the term loosely, I see one of the star players, 34 year old "Bob" Monkhouse, has shot his bolt and has turned the offer of new contract. He's apparently got a better offer from a bigger club. I think it's Hartlepool, but not bring an expert in Basement football, I may be mistaken. Hardly narrows down the field ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Hardly narrows down the field !As Rovers came up through the play offs I recon that puts them at number 92 so there are 91 bigger clubs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pommers1965 Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3821/play-off-winners-club-shop.........oh dear Edited June 18, 2015 by pommers1965 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Those thick in reds over at gasheads.org are now saying the the council should pay for their new ground because a successful football club is a benefit to the city Typical river want something for nothing again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bs3 Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Those thick in reds over at gasheads.org are now saying the the council should pay for their new ground because a successful football club is a benefit to the city Typical river want something for nothing again I remember the out cry from the gas when they claimed the council sold Ashton Vale at a knock down price. Also why would Bristol City Council build a facility in South Gloucestershire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3821/play-off-winners-club-shop.........oh dear I am starting to think that Gaschat is a parody site. Or that Rovers are just a parody club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 All that buzz from winning at Wembley. All those celebrations. The massive bus parade and what for? Yep an opening day home fixture against Northampton! ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityloyal473 Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Also why would Bristol City Council build a facility in South Gloucestershire. Just because its Rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Nick Higgs: "I am Nick Higgs and I demand a judgement NOW! We are Bristol Rovers and we wear the 'famous quarters' and we are in the football league and we need a 30,000 seater stadium for all our fans" Justice Sonia Proudman: "Hmmmmmm ... that's a tricky one. Do I take any notice of the fat man? ... or shall I ignore the angry little ****** and come to a decision in my own time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Funny how a player would rather sign for little old Yeovil than that massive club with the fantastic support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Was just going to post that myself rovers can't even compete with Yeovil have the really fallen that far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Stadium funding issue solved Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01am via mobile mehewmagic, 2nd May 1990 and 1 more like this. If you have any old foreign currency that are just collecting dust in a cupboard, why not put them in the coppers for the club collection tins at the stadium, at the matchday SC hut, or 199? On their own they will not be worth anything, but the SC can get large quantities converted into cash for the share scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Stadium funding issue solved Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01am via mobile mehewmagic, 2nd May 1990 and 1 more like this. If you have any old foreign currency that are just collecting dust in a cupboard, why not put them in the coppers for the club collection tins at the stadium, at the matchday SC hut, or 199? On their own they will not be worth anything, but the SC can get large quantities converted into cash for the share scheme. I was right earlier then, they are just a parody site/club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Stadium funding issue solved Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01am via mobile mehewmagic, 2nd May 1990 and 1 more like this. If you have any old foreign currency that are just collecting dust in a cupboard, why not put them in the coppers for the club collection tins at the stadium, at the matchday SC hut, or 199? On their own they will not be worth anything, but the SC can get large quantities converted into cash for the share scheme. **** me what next monopoly money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Stadium funding issue solved Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01am via mobile mehewmagic, 2nd May 1990 and 1 more like this. If you have any old foreign currency that are just collecting dust in a cupboard, why not put them in the coppers for the club collection tins at the stadium, at the matchday SC hut, or 199? On their own they will not be worth anything, but the SC can get large quantities converted into cash for the share scheme. Go on then, here's 20p and a French coin with a hole in it. I'll buy the club. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargent Pepper Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Nick Higgs: "I am Nick Higgs and I demand a judgement NOW! We are Bristol Rovers and we wear the 'famous quarters' and we are in the football league and we need a 30,000 seater stadium for all our fans" You forgot thier world famous anthem "Come On Eileen" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Go on then, here's 20p and a French coin with a hole in it. I'll buy the club. Don't forget your change,about 19p and a french coin with a hole in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 I found a thru'penny-bit under my bed once. They can have it. It's a bit crusty and gone all brown but if it helps then always willing to help the needy. Honesty,the club of a million gifts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 I can get my hands on a chocolate coin from our 2009 xmas tree, they're welcome to that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Despite others stubbornness to accept them into the fold, I for one, can rise above the petty squabbling, so I will gladly offer them the skin off my shite. As long as they can cover my postage costs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Go on then, here's 20p and a French coin with a hole in it. I'll buy the club. Nicholas accepts your offer and assumes the French coin is watertight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Nick Higgs: "I am Nick Higgs and I demand a judgement NOW! We are Bristol Rovers and we wear the 'famous quarters' and we are in the football league and we need a 30,000 seater stadium for all our fans" Justice Sonia Proudman: "Hmmmmmm ... that's a tricky one. Do I take any notice of the fat man? ... or shall I ignore the angry little f.u.c.k.e.r. and come to a decision in my own time?" is that nick on the vinegar stroke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 There are a few old stagers on the forum and those who have false teeth could help out. Simply take out your false teeth, put them under your pillow when you go to bed, and the tooth fairy will leave a small sum in payment for each tooth. If you believe that you must be a gashead who believes the UWE stadium will be built. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Maybe they can scrape enough money together to buy the Williams off of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted June 19, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Maybe they can scrape enough money together to buy the Williams off of us! We've got plenty of spare red seats we can give them, perhaps they would like those ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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