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From The Times “Game in Numbers - Red Cards”
 

Later in 1997 the third tier produced another game of five red cards: Bristol Rovers’ David Pritchard was sent off in first-half stoppage time for a second booking, and a fight while awaiting the resulting free kick led to the dismissals of his team-mates Jason Perry and Andy Tillson, along with Wigan’s Graeme Jones (watched by his Wigan colleague and future Belgium managerial partner Roberto Martinez). Rovers’ Josh Low was sent off in the second half for a second yellow card.

 

Another shameful episode in the history of the “Family Club”

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45 minutes ago, TomF said:

When is Joey's first trial.. next month? 

In relation to alleged incident with his wife, the case management hearing is set for November 17th, his trial is at Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court on December 16th

In relation to the alleged incident with the Barnsley Manager, he will face trial in Sheffield on 26th November

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5 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said:

Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate.

Did a good job on the oven mind

was he there on sat? might explain  their poor derby match attendance?

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2 hours ago, phantom said:

In relation to alleged incident with his wife, the case management hearing is set for November 17th, his trial is at Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court on December 16th

In relation to the alleged incident with the Barnsley Manager, he will face trial in Sheffield on 26th November

Why not combine both of them and save time & money!

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1 hour ago, WessexPest said:

I see the Newcastle Saudi takeover has gone through.

Does that knock the Gash down to the sixth or seventh richest club in England?

 

Amanda Staveley was devastated that she couldn't get her hands on Rovers.

"Oh Uncle Bert" she said. "Why didn't you pull it off for me ?"

 

 

Amanda Stavely.jpg

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4 hours ago, Shaun Taylor said:

I think they're starting to see sense😀

https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/18687/boycott-carlisle-game

About 3 people will take part, as the are too stupid to do anything

As for wanting your team to lose to get the manager the sack, I hate that I've seen it on many a forum including this one, a stance I don't get,

I've disliked many a manger but never actively wanted us to lose 

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1 minute ago, SDBS36 said:

They will use the boycott of the game to account for the poor attendance 

gas logic get your excuse’s in early

The number of "we would watch them from the pavements if they played in the street" brigade in that thread admitting that they have already stopped attending, is hilarious. :)

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2 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

Surely that should be 'it's the sound of the few'...?

I think that refers to the volume setting that they manage to create, rather than volume, as in "episode".! 

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13 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said:

Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate.

Did a good job on the oven mind

Sure it wasn't  Dopey Darrell, I've heard he's a CORGI specialist ?

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14 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

Vol 2

1. BOOOOOOO! ******* Dog Shit!

2. Bristol City, We’re Coming For You

3. Hellllllloooooo, Unlucky Da Shit

4. I’ve ‘ad 2 Divorces

5. ******* Snake!

6. That’s It! We’re Down

7. You’re a ******* disgrace!

8. I Feel Sorry Fer ‘Im (Boo Hoo Hoo)

9. Sheeed’ead

10. It’s Your ******* Fault You Bald-Headed ***!

I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’.

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2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’.

As our dear friend the bald-headed *** would say….

”What more do you want? I would say it’s a perfect time. Conference in 5 years. ‘ERE WE GO!” 🤣

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12 hours ago, Monkeh said:

About 3 people will take part, as the are too stupid to do anything

As for wanting your team to lose to get the manager the sack, I hate that I've seen it on many a forum including this one, a stance I don't get,

I've disliked many a manger but never actively wanted us to lose 

Big John Atyeo did and played shit on purpose for it to happen!

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29 minutes ago, mjd said:

The bonus tracks are prowed  to be a fewer and a punch horse with no name .

With a bonus bonus track originally recorded by The Trammps.

Now recorded by The Tramps, Shit-hole inferno chronicles their heated history in both Eastville and Twerton as those mothers burnt down.

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37 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

 

"With Wael Al-Qadi, we’ve got an owner in place who has got the resources to bring those glory days back to Rovers, the same way Steve Lansdown has done with his couple of billion pound fortune to Bristol City."

 

1. What glory days?

 

2. Couple of billion pound - the only couple of billion pound thing Wally will ever achieve at Roverzzzz is debt.

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48 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

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5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

Joey & Wally...

were-on-a-mission-from-god-were-on-a-god-sent-mission.gif.3157c9c1455aa1fc8267d760d39ea936.gif

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Wired to the ******* moon.

I think he’s properly lost it.

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Thanks BR, I've read that and have to say I've rarely read such utter crap in my entire life! The bloke is absolutely looney tunes!!! 

I've also been to church - to pray that he doesn't leave. Then I'm gonna walk up Wedmore Vale - that's my Everest.

****...

 

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