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1 minute ago, SDBS36 said:

They will use the boycott of the game to account for the poor attendance 

gas logic get your excuse’s in early

The number of "we would watch them from the pavements if they played in the street" brigade in that thread admitting that they have already stopped attending, is hilarious. :)

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2 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

Surely that should be 'it's the sound of the few'...?

I think that refers to the volume setting that they manage to create, rather than volume, as in "episode".! 

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13 hours ago, TonyTonyTony said:

Had a Rovers supporter in my house the other day cleaning my oven. Nice enough, but totally thick tbh. Said Barton is doing a "root and branch" overhaul of the club and he predicted championship football in 3 years. Still a "big fanbase" blah blah. Totally deluded. At times i had to disappear into another room as i didnt want to get hysterical, but **** me. I asked him if Barton being in Jail would mess up the 3 year plan and he kind of froze, like the Windows blue screen of death. Once he rebooted he shrugged it off and claimed it was probably made up, and if true "he would be inside already". Clearly misunderstanding the law and order process there mate.

Did a good job on the oven mind

Sure it wasn't  Dopey Darrell, I've heard he's a CORGI specialist ?

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14 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

Vol 2

1. BOOOOOOO! ******* Dog Shit!

2. Bristol City, We’re Coming For You

3. Hellllllloooooo, Unlucky Da Shit

4. I’ve ‘ad 2 Divorces

5. ******* Snake!

6. That’s It! We’re Down

7. You’re a ******* disgrace!

8. I Feel Sorry Fer ‘Im (Boo Hoo Hoo)

9. Sheeed’ead

10. It’s Your ******* Fault You Bald-Headed ***!

I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’.

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2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I’m surprised “we got arr stay de ummm” didn’t get into their ‘greatest hits’.

As our dear friend the bald-headed *** would say….

”What more do you want? I would say it’s a perfect time. Conference in 5 years. ‘ERE WE GO!” 🤣

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12 hours ago, Monkeh said:

About 3 people will take part, as the are too stupid to do anything

As for wanting your team to lose to get the manager the sack, I hate that I've seen it on many a forum including this one, a stance I don't get,

I've disliked many a manger but never actively wanted us to lose 

Big John Atyeo did and played shit on purpose for it to happen!

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29 minutes ago, mjd said:

The bonus tracks are prowed  to be a fewer and a punch horse with no name .

With a bonus bonus track originally recorded by The Trammps.

Now recorded by The Tramps, Shit-hole inferno chronicles their heated history in both Eastville and Twerton as those mothers burnt down.

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37 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

 

"With Wael Al-Qadi, we’ve got an owner in place who has got the resources to bring those glory days back to Rovers, the same way Steve Lansdown has done with his couple of billion pound fortune to Bristol City."

 

1. What glory days?

 

2. Couple of billion pound - the only couple of billion pound thing Wally will ever achieve at Roverzzzz is debt.

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48 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

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5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

St Joey … the missionary position …

I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.”

 

Joey & Wally...

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Wired to the ******* moon.

I think he’s properly lost it.

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1 hour ago, bearded_red said:

Thanks BR, I've read that and have to say I've rarely read such utter crap in my entire life! The bloke is absolutely looney tunes!!! 

I've also been to church - to pray that he doesn't leave. Then I'm gonna walk up Wedmore Vale - that's my Everest.

****...

 

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On 07/10/2021 at 08:56, Malago said:

From The Times “Game in Numbers - Red Cards”
 

Later in 1997 the third tier produced another game of five red cards: Bristol Rovers’ David Pritchard was sent off in first-half stoppage time for a second booking, and a fight while awaiting the resulting free kick led to the dismissals of his team-mates Jason Perry and Andy Tillson, along with Wigan’s Graeme Jones (watched by his Wigan colleague and future Belgium managerial partner Roberto Martinez). Rovers’ Josh Low was sent off in the second half for a second yellow card.

 

Another shameful episode in the history of the “Family Club”

I recall at the time sad Gastard Kevin Greening co-presented the Radio 1 breakfast show and every midweek morning after they had played he would play a snippet of Gobs***e Irene and talk about how they’d got on the previous night.

Day after this debacle he was sobbing “The Gas got four…sent off!”

And yes, I appreciate there was zero excuse for listening to Radio 1 even 25 years ago, with or without the Gash propaganda.

Rest assured I’ve been doing penance every since and will continue to do so for many a kalpa to atone for this.

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3 hours ago, bearded_red said:

He’s clearly not well & when you add in some sort of Messiah complex, it isn’t a good mix.

Over on Gaschat a fair few are unsurprisingly losing their shit over this.

The pathetic attempt to try & pretend he knows their history with the Geoff Bradford stuff is cringe, too.

I wonder how the Post bloke (Sam Frost?) is able to continue to report this weirdness without comment.

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8 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said:

To be fair im not religious, but i have to say God has played a blinder in sending Joey to the Mem. The omnipotent one is a Red🙏 🤣

Barton is a proper nutter, and frankly i dont think there is a better match for comedy value. 

I hope he is able to keep practicing his faith from the prison chapel. It would be a gross breach of his human rights else…

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3 hours ago, bearded_red said:

Genuine question, is this real or am I being whooshed? I can’t believe anyone could say this shit, with a straight face anyway. Unbelievable, Jeff 

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On 07/10/2021 at 14:36, Bazooka Joe said:

Side A: Goodnight Irene

Side B: Goodnight Irene

 

Yes, Volume Two was released

Side A: Goodnight Irene

Side B: Goodnight Irene

 

"It's the sound of the crowd" !??

They're havin' a laugh.

What crowd?

Probably the usual 10,000 locked outside.

 

NO NO NO, Its the sound of A crowd piped over their P.A. System 

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He has confirmed he is doing the job for nothing - Sorry but the bloke has lost the plot...

 

"I’m doing it for charity. It’s the Bristol Rovers charity I’m doing it for. I’m not doing it for any money. I don’t earn any money out of it "

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