Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[GrahamC]

49 minutes ago, In the Net said:

Actually, it is, we're usually awful against 10 men, very rarely take advantage of having an extra man. 

Get enough practice.

[22A]

On 05/08/2022 at 10:13, petehinton said:

 the squad is too small & they need 7 more players, 

Why? The opponents rarely have 11 on the pitch for too long.

[Port Said Red]

Have they won the league yet? I wonder if they beat Sunderland fans to the earliest "We are going up" chant?

[pongo88]

17 hours ago, Purple Paul said:

Surprising there's  no taking the piss of Rovers result today.  

Playing against 10 men for 89 minutes? 

[BigTone]

17 hours ago, Purple Paul said:

Surprising there's  no taking the piss of Rovers result today.  

A win is a win

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

“surpRisng tHat nO 1 teKing piSS oUt of GaS 2day”

 

[cityal]

19 hours ago, Purple Paul said:

Surprising there's  no taking the piss of Rovers result today.  

It's nice that you named yourself after your favourite toy, but it's actually spelt pole.

[Gert Mare]

20 hours ago, Purple Paul said:

Surprising there's  no taking the piss of Rovers result today.  

No. You’re coming for us again, singing the blues.

What is even more surprising is that you haven’t arranged an open top bus tour of Kingswood after spoiling Burton’s Cup Final and that you haven’t mentioned the numbers that went today because it’s what you do?!

 

[The Gasbuster]

5 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

Have they won the league yet? I wonder if they beat Sunderland fans to the earliest "We are going up" chant?

I think (not 100%, mind), that they were singing "We are Sunderland"

[slartibartfast]

19 hours ago, Rebounder said:

Reckon JFH could be on his way soon. They weren't very happy with him last year. 

sorry................JFH ?

[Rebounder]

55 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

sorry................JFH ?

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - Burton Manager. Sorry was being lazy. 

Edited August 7, 2022 by Rebounder

[Robbored]

Overheard an amusing  conversation in the barbers earlier.

Firstly the owner Dave is a die hard gas head, a season ticket holder and while I was waiting for the other chair he was chirping about their 4-0 win at Burton and Citys home defeat on Saturday…..what made it amusing that two other customers, also gasheads were joining in both unaware that I’m a City fan.

They reckoned that Pearson is too ‘downbeat’ and comes across on RB as a miserable sod………. They started moaning about the pasties at the Mem which were sold out by 2:15pm as was the bottled water. Dave then asked for tap water and was charged £2! claiming that it was filtered! Not surprisingly he refused to pay up telling them that they can’t charge for tap water even if it was filtered…………………

Apparently according to them City won’t get anywhere with Nige in charge and that Lansdown should appoint a ‘proper manager’. Then they started accusing SL of nepotism and reckoned that Jon Lansdown “doesn’t have a personality”……….

The conversation continued whist I was in the chair and as I paid up I rolled up the sleeve of my T shirt and showed them all my City tattoo……….

Fact is - football fans are all the same regardless of which club they support and the Rovers dustbin thread on here kinda proves that………….

[myol'man]

Mods, move to dustbin thread. 

No need for another one 

[Agard Days Night]

Classic thread in the making. Love this. 

[bearded_red]

Thanks for letting us know.

[TonyTonyTony]

Another number 2 allover (the forum)

[RedRaw]

What I don’t understand is how any self-respecting gashead doesn’t recognise the gas loving ted coach driver?

[Lorenzos Only Goal]

19 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Overheard an amusing  conversation in the barbers earlier.

Firstly the owner Dave is a die hard gas head, a season ticket holder and while I was waiting for the other chair he was chirping about their 4-0 win at Burton and Citys home defeat on Saturday…..what made it amusing that two other customers, also gasheads were joining in both unaware that I’m a City fan.

They reckoned that Pearson is too ‘downbeat’ and comes across on RB as a miserable sod………. They started moaning about the pasties at the Mem which were sold out by 2:15pm as was the bottled water. Dave then asked for tap water and was charged £2! claiming that it was filtered! Not surprisingly he refused to pay up telling them that they can’t charge for tap water even if it was filtered…………………

Apparently according to them City won’t get anywhere with Nige in charge and that Lansdown should appoint a ‘proper manager’. Then they started accusing SL of nepotism and reckoned that Jon Lansdown “doesn’t have a personality”……….

The conversation continued whist I was in the chair and as I paid up I rolled up the sleeve of my T shirt and showed them all my City tattoo……….

Fact is - football fans are all the same regardless of which club they support and the Rovers dustbin thread on here kinda proves that………….

I do love being incognito sometimes.   I have to ask as you whipped a walnut out your pocket and cracked it with your city tattooed bicep did they know who was boss  

[BigTone]

15 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Mods, move to dustbin thread. 

No need for another one 

Robbo is entitled to flash his tattoo to anyone he wants

[BigTone]

Just now, Lorenzos Only Goal said:

I do love being incognito sometimes.   I have to ask as you whipped a walnut out your pocket and cracked it with your city tattooed bicep did they know who was boss  

His nuts are best left where they are

[bissellredhead]

26 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Overheard an amusing  conversation in the barbers earlier.

Firstly the owner Dave is a die hard gas head, a season ticket holder and while I was waiting for the other chair he was chirping about their 4-0 win at Burton and Citys home defeat on Saturday…..what made it amusing that two other customers, also gasheads were joining in both unaware that I’m a City fan.

They reckoned that Pearson is too ‘downbeat’ and comes across on RB as a miserable sod………. They started moaning about the pasties at the Mem which were sold out by 2:15pm as was the bottled water. Dave then asked for tap water and was charged £2! claiming that it was filtered! Not surprisingly he refused to pay up telling them that they can’t charge for tap water even if it was filtered…………………

Apparently according to them City won’t get anywhere with Nige in charge and that Lansdown should appoint a ‘proper manager’. Then they started accusing SL of nepotism and reckoned that Jon Lansdown “doesn’t have a personality”……….

The conversation continued whist I was in the chair and as I paid up I rolled up the sleeve of my T shirt and showed them all my City tattoo……….

Fact is - football fans are all the same regardless of which club they support and the Rovers dustbin thread on here kinda proves that………….

I'll only believe it when it's on the OS

[richwwtk]

30 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Overheard an amusing  conversation in the barbers earlier.

Firstly the owner Dave is a die hard gas head, a season ticket holder and while I was waiting for the other chair he was chirping about their 4-0 win at Burton and Citys home defeat on Saturday…..what made it amusing that two other customers, also gasheads were joining in both unaware that I’m a City fan.

They reckoned that Pearson is too ‘downbeat’ and comes across on RB as a miserable sod………. They started moaning about the pasties at the Mem which were sold out by 2:15pm as was the bottled water. Dave then asked for tap water and was charged £2! claiming that it was filtered! Not surprisingly he refused to pay up telling them that they can’t charge for tap water even if it was filtered…………………

Apparently according to them City won’t get anywhere with Nige in charge and that Lansdown should appoint a ‘proper manager’. Then they started accusing SL of nepotism and reckoned that Jon Lansdown “doesn’t have a personality”……….

The conversation continued whist I was in the chair and as I paid up I rolled up the sleeve of my T shirt and showed them all my City tattoo……….

Fact is - football fans are all the same regardless of which club they support and the Rovers dustbin thread on here kinda proves that………….

What on earth were you doing going there? Plenty of other barbers that aren't die hard fewers.

[Super]

I thought you were bald?

[Bat Fastard]

37 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Overheard an amusing  conversation in the barbers earlier.

Firstly the owner Dave is a die hard gas head, a season ticket holder and while I was waiting for the other chair he was chirping about their 4-0 win at Burton and Citys home defeat on Saturday…..what made it amusing that two other customers, also gasheads were joining in both unaware that I’m a City fan.

They reckoned that Pearson is too ‘downbeat’ and comes across on RB as a miserable sod………. They started moaning about the pasties at the Mem which were sold out by 2:15pm as was the bottled water. Dave then asked for tap water and was charged £2! claiming that it was filtered! Not surprisingly he refused to pay up telling them that they can’t charge for tap water even if it was filtered…………………

Apparently according to them City won’t get anywhere with Nige in charge and that Lansdown should appoint a ‘proper manager’. Then they started accusing SL of nepotism and reckoned that Jon Lansdown “doesn’t have a personality”……….

The conversation continued whist I was in the chair and as I paid up I rolled up the sleeve of my T shirt and showed them all my City tattoo……….

Fact is - football fans are all the same regardless of which club they support and the Rovers dustbin thread on here kinda proves that………….

You actually let a gashead near your throat with a sharp implement?  I knew you had issues, but that is asking for trouble!

[Robbored]

30 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Robbo is entitled to flash his tattoo to anyone he wants

And i do - especially if they’re a gashead 

[Robbored]

14 minutes ago, Bat Fastard said:

You actually let a gashead near your throat with a sharp implement?  I knew you had issues, but that is asking for trouble!

The woman who cuts my hair and trims my beard is actually very attractive.  ………  

[BanburyRed]

For a minute, I thought this was going to be an alternative rendition of 'in the northern slums'......imagine my disappointment. 

[CodeRed]

8 minutes ago, Robbored said:

The woman who cuts my hair and trims my beard is actually very attractive.  ………  

Reminds me of an old joke

Anyone can masterbate under a sheet.....but it takes real skill to do it without the barber noticing !

 

Hopefully she didn't notice or was too polite to say!

 

[Lorenzos Only Goal]

37 minutes ago, Robbored said:

The woman who cuts my hair and trims my beard is actually very attractive.  ………  

When I was younger think early 20s I used to get my hair cut regularly by a girl with very large boobs.  Just becuase they nestled onto the back on my neck while she was trimming away.  Now I'm much less shallow and worry about how many hairs I have. 

[Robbored]

1 hour ago, richwwtk said:

What on earth were you doing going there? Plenty of other barbers that aren't die hard fewers.

True……there are about 4 other barbers in Nailsea but being a loyal guy I’m not going to change my barber just because he’s a gashead. Plus Dave has all the local gossip and is a likeable and amusing a guy.