redsquirrel Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, supercidered said: They have been saying for years now that they are coming for us! I'm afraid it was true after all as they unveil their new stand, executive seating and floodlights at the Mem. #ourdaysournumbered is that the row m that went missing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 8 hours ago, Major Isewater said: That `statue` is Boris Johnson surely! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said: That `statue` is Boris Johnson surely! Throw it in the docks then. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said: That `statue` is Boris Johnson surely! Must’ve been a work thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said: The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.) The Fruit Bowl. The Banana Skin Stadium. The Sour Grapes Arena The Five a Day Arena ... ?! On a good day it could refer to both their “loyal and massive” away following or the goals they concede ... probably a bit desperate on my part ... but always worth a go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said: The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.) The Fruit Bowl. The Banana Skin Stadium. The Sour Grapes Arena The Potatodrome 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 The delusion is astounding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, CiderJar said: The delusion is astounding So to summarise: League Position City - 15/24 Rovers - 18/24 Points from Playoffs City - 10 (GD deficit ito 6th is 12) Rovers - 9 (GD deficit to 7th is 10) Points from Relegation City - 11 Rovers - 7 Conclusion City - Relegation dog fight Rovers - "Bristol Rovers are 18th in League Two and nine points of the play-offs, but with games in hand and the league table cluttered they remain in the promotion conversation" WTAF???? This is frankly embarassing from a reporter (even one from Bristol Live) - its no wonder the mutants that inhabit their swamp continually spout BS like they are "coming from us" when the local Journo and the club is feeding them a constant diet of propaganda that would make a North Korean leader blush. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Thought it was time to remind ourselves of when former Rovers manager Garner came back to the Mem with Swindon. Warning. Contains naughty words, so don't play it by kids! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 27 minutes ago, cityal said: So to summarise: League Position City - 15/24 Rovers - 18/24 Points from Playoffs City - 10 (GD deficit ito 6th is 12) Rovers - 9 (GD deficit to 7th is 10) Points from Relegation City - 11 Rovers - 7 Conclusion City - Relegation dog fight Rovers - "Bristol Rovers are 18th in League Two and nine points of the play-offs, but with games in hand and the league table cluttered they remain in the promotion conversation" WTAF???? This is frankly embarassing from a reporter (even one from Bristol Live) - its no wonder the mutants that inhabit their swamp continually spout BS like they are "coming from us" when the local Journo and the club is feeding them a constant diet of propaganda that would make a North Korean leader blush. It's more funny than embarrassing. Whilst it remains a bit of a longshot they do have an outside chance of making the playoffs, but it isn't a serious proposition unless they hit form soon and win 5 or 6 on the trot. It's more likely for them than us, but not really likley for them. As for City. Well, we've finally managed to get all the players kicking in the same direction. So things are looking up. I don't think we'll be in danger of a relegation dog fight this season. If Derby and Reading hadn't had points deductions I would be less confident though. We'll maintain at least a lower mid table position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: The Potatodrome the king (power) edward stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 The Cabbage Patch. They can then be The Cabbage Patch Kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Amazing what a Google search can find, The Gas Fruit Stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Just looked on @SocialistGashead Twitter feed, A; he looks like David Van Day (ask your mum kids) B; He spouts some strange stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, myol'man said: Just looked on @SocialistGashead Twitter feed, A; he looks like David Van Day (ask your mum kids) B; He spouts some strange stuff who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said: The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.) The Fruit Bowl. The Banana Skin Stadium. The Sour Grapes Arena How about The Out-of-Date Stadium? and change their nickname to "The Perishables" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: How about The Out-of-Date Stadium? and change their nickname to "The Perishables" or the brassicas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReds Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said: The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.) The Fruit Bowl. The Banana Skin Stadium. The Sour Grapes Arena The Begging Bowl is more apt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 The soup fork bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Why can't it just be called: "The absolute shit hole stadium full of thick deluded *****" It's what their current ground is called so they'll feel right at home if they get a new one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 28 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: Why can't it just be called: "The absolute shit hole stadium full of thick deluded *****" It's what their current ground is called so they'll feel right at home if they get a new one. Shouldn't that be "half full of"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 The Bunch of Bananas. Sorry, for clarity that's a suggestion for their ground name rather than a description of their fanbase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 9 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: Why can't it just be called: "The absolute shit hole stadium full of thick deluded *****" It's what their current ground is called. Full? The Mem? Once a decade maybe. Shit, plastic armchair fans who can’t ever fill their tiny stadium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-glenn-whelan-avoids-6490830 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitchinRed Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 A ban would have been a bit harsh for doing 49mph in a 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 On 13/01/2022 at 09:36, CiderJar said: The delusion is astounding 10 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-glenn-whelan-avoids-6490830 Would it be fair to say that a club with any sort of promotion plan wouldn’t be signing 38 year old who live over 150 miles away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 11 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-glenn-whelan-avoids-6490830 Whelan and a dealing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 16 minutes ago, HitchinRed said: A ban would have been a bit harsh for doing 49mph in a 40. Depends how many points he has I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 I saw Sinitta in Spirals in Yate. That must have been a highlight of her career. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Love the whoppers 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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