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1 hour ago, supercidered said:

 

They have been saying for years now that they are coming for us!

I'm afraid it was true after all as they unveil their new stand, executive seating and floodlights at the Mem.

#ourdaysournumbered

 

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is that the row m that went missing?

 

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On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said:

The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.)

The Fruit Bowl.

The Banana Skin Stadium.

The Sour Grapes Arena

The Five a Day Arena ... ?! 😳🍷On a good day it could refer to both their “loyal and massive” away following or the goals they concede ... probably a bit desperate on my part ... but always worth a go! 😉✌️🍷

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2 hours ago, CiderJar said:

The delusion is astounding
 

 

So to summarise:

League Position

City  - 15/24

Rovers - 18/24

Points from Playoffs

City - 10 (GD deficit ito 6th is 12)

Rovers - 9 (GD deficit to 7th is 10)

Points from Relegation

City - 11

Rovers - 7

Conclusion

City - Relegation dog fight

Rovers - "Bristol Rovers are 18th in League Two and nine points of the play-offs, but with games in hand and the league table cluttered they remain in the promotion conversation"

 

WTAF???? 

This is frankly embarassing from a reporter (even one from Bristol Live) - its no wonder the mutants that inhabit their swamp continually spout BS like they are "coming from us"  when the local Journo and the club is feeding them a constant diet of propaganda that would make a North Korean leader blush.

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27 minutes ago, cityal said:

So to summarise:

League Position

City  - 15/24

Rovers - 18/24

Points from Playoffs

City - 10 (GD deficit ito 6th is 12)

Rovers - 9 (GD deficit to 7th is 10)

Points from Relegation

City - 11

Rovers - 7

Conclusion

City - Relegation dog fight

Rovers - "Bristol Rovers are 18th in League Two and nine points of the play-offs, but with games in hand and the league table cluttered they remain in the promotion conversation"

 

WTAF???? 

This is frankly embarassing from a reporter (even one from Bristol Live) - its no wonder the mutants that inhabit their swamp continually spout BS like they are "coming from us"  when the local Journo and the club is feeding them a constant diet of propaganda that would make a North Korean leader blush.

It's more funny than embarrassing. Whilst it remains a bit of a longshot they do have an outside chance of making the playoffs, but it isn't a serious proposition unless they hit form soon and win 5 or 6 on the trot. It's more likely for them than us, but not really likley for them.

As for City. Well, we've finally managed to get all the players kicking in the same direction. So things are looking up. I don't think we'll be in danger of a relegation dog fight this season. If Derby and Reading hadn't had points deductions I would be less confident though. We'll maintain at least a lower mid table position.

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On 11/01/2022 at 19:09, Sleepy1968 said:

The Fruit Market (does it need to change name? Insert politically incorrect joke.)

The Fruit Bowl.

The Banana Skin Stadium.

The Sour Grapes Arena

 

 

How about The Out-of-Date Stadium?

and change their nickname to "The Perishables"

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28 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said:

Why can't it just be called:

"The absolute shit hole stadium full of thick deluded *****"

It's what their current ground is called so they'll feel right at home if they get a new one.

Shouldn't that be "half full of"?

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On 13/01/2022 at 09:36, CiderJar said:

The delusion is astounding
 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Would it be fair to say that a club with any sort of promotion plan wouldn’t be signing 38 year old who live over 150 miles away?

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