Davefevs Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, glynriley said: He's also Hydromatic. Why, he's Greased Lightning!!... He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: “That’s fine. We are where we are right now. We’ll build the aeroplane while we’re in flight plummeting to the ground, as someone once said." 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 17:40, glynriley said: He's obviously been very busy at Ipswich, looks like he's let his subscription for Grecian 2000 lapse... W***** 13 minutes ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! I made thet very point a couple of days ago...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, glynriley said: I made thet very point a couple of days ago...!! And me on twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Davefevs said: And me on twitter. He's obviously switched to Just For Men. Although I'm sure he puts his thumb over the N when he's using it...!! Edited September 21, 2021 by glynriley 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Original OTIB Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! Gone Swiss Toni ... Winning 1 nil away at Lincoln, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ... 3 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 55 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said: Gone Swiss Toni ... Winning 1 nil away at Lincoln, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ... somebody please attach this to their tweet Edited September 21, 2021 by exAtyeoMax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, exAtyeoMax said: somebody please attach this to their tweet The lettering is already an anagram of Ipswichs Town 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedorDead BCFC Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Red Rag said: The more I watch the video the more I am staggered by his self importance. Is the man deranged? I wonder if if woke up on Sunday looked at video and thought, oh sh-t what have I done. He’s probably looking at CCTV clips to see which fans didn’t reach him so he can catch them next time. Just so they can say “I’m never washing this hand again” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! It's Mark Ashton, you mean Excretion 2000 surely. #fullOfIt Edited September 21, 2021 by 1960maaan 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Question is, why would anyone film this pompous buffoon parading in front of the fans like he'd scored the winning goal? Ashton has obviously had this cameraman primed ready, to film him going bananas like a demented banshee, the start of the season. But unfortunately for him, until this Lincoln game, Ipswich simply couldn't win. Well, he's finally managed to get himself centre-stage and in the spotlight. I bet he's made all his family and friends watch the video over and over again. Let's see what happens when Ipswich revert back to imploding. Their next opponents are Sheffield Wednesday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 18 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Question is, why would anyone film this pompous buffoon parading in front of the fans like he'd scored the winning goal. He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, RedZepperin said: He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Taz said: Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... LJ's celebration was clearly spur of the moment, it showed a human side and it turned out there was a nice back story for the press to get their teeth into. That spontaneity is completely opposite to this clearly prepared "moment" that just "happened" to get captured on an iPhone or whatever. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniro Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 hours ago, RedZepperin said: He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. I hadn't thought of that. He probably just had a really bad 3 month appraisal from HR in the US and got told that his key area for improvement was in Customer Services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: LJ's celebration was clearly spur of the moment, it showed a human side and it turned out there was a nice back story for the press to get their teeth into. That spontaneity is completely opposite to this clearly prepared "moment" that just "happened" to get captured on an iPhone or whatever. Absolutely. Knowing Ashton as we do though, he'dprobably try spinning that this was a "spur of the moment" as well. Whilst ignoring the fact that it was clearly organised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 LJ celebrating a last minute winner against one of the biggest clubs in the world. Ashton celebrating a lucky one nil'er against Lincoln bloody City to drag them out of the third division relegation zone 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebounder Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Taz said: Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... I'd say it's more akin to Holden doing a photoshoot down The Lions. Not anywhere near as bad as Ashton, but very much staged and trying to show he was one of us compared to the previous manager. Nothing against Holden though. Quite possible that Ashton was the one who suggested it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 47 minutes ago, Rebounder said: I'd say it's more akin to Holden doing a photoshoot down The Lions. Not anywhere near as bad as Ashton, but very much staged and trying to show he was one of us compared to the previous manager. Nothing against Holden though. Quite possible that Ashton was the one who suggested it. More like if O'Driscoll had ran off down the touchline after this win which also took us out of L1 relegation zone Bristol City 2-0 Crawley Town - BBC Sport B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Not seen any videos of Mark Ashton running around the pitch , taking congratulations after their late equaliser. Not sure if it's because they haven't won a home game or ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Back in the relegation zone? Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Just now, cidercity1987 said: Back in the relegation zone? Happy days Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 8 hours ago, Davefevs said: Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. Defender (Right Back) seems to have pointed behind Peacock-Farrell rather than screaming at him "he's behind you" pantomime style. However, how unprofessional is it of an International Goalkeeper not to have a quick look behind him before putting the ball on the floor. It's standard Goalkeeping practice at all levels these days. Players will accept genuine mistakes such as handling errors from Goalkeepers all day long like the Bentley error against Luton and the QPR lad against West Brom (it happens) but that type of concentration lapse will boil their piss when they've worked bloody hard for 89 minutes to get a 1-0 lead and are managing the game to a conclusion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FNQ Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Davefevs said: Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. The comm’s before or after the goal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... Edited September 27, 2021 by Son of Fred 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... “Let me be clear. An opportunity arose that was good for my nuts, and I’ll always put the interests of these gonads first. My clangers have now got exactly what they’ve needed and asked for, and it’s up to them to perform” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... When their late equaliser went in, did MA go all Del Boy and shout “Bonne de douche” ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said: U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser 56 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... Too quick SoF: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238017/Premier-League-manager-caught-visiting-prostitutes-brothel.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said: U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser I'm hoping for a full knee slide, anything less… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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