slartibartfast Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Duric someone................"yeah, I had my own little haulage business, I spent thousands on putting him through the HGV test (he couldn't even drive at first), then the day after he passed he upped sticks to Eddie Stobarts in Carlisle ! He well and truly Duric-ed me !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Whilst on the golf course and your first putt isn’t dead, “I’ve got a Lee Johnson left” - a nasty little 5 footer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneTeamInBristol Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Doing a Big Dave - leaving a place of work and not being appreciated until after you've left and they realise what they lost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Being McIndoe'd. Alright mate, how did that go? Tell ya, I stuck forty quid in that fruit machine. Nothing. Not a sniff. Proper McIndoe'd me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 On a similar note, the Uxbridge English Dictionary allows for new meanings of existing words (for example - Warbling - Geordie Jewellery) In that spirit, I present: Metatarsals - All arrived at Mark Ashtons house Countryside - To kill Ian Holloway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Being Mcgregored (or Gregored) Being asked a deliberately banal question designed purely to get a rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Doing an Ayling : I was busting for a slash, and couldn't get to a toilet so i just pissed in a pint glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Loïs said: "So on a scale of 1 to Dziekanowski, how drunk were you?" Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Brilliant thread! A McGarvey - someone who cares so much about their appearance they are virtualy incapable of perfoming the task they are given. I asked him to move these sacks, but he spent far too long worrying about getting his clothes dusty - a proper McGarvey that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Slacker said: To seemingly find yourself in the wrong area,but are luckily helped to vacate the area by helpful strangers. -"Like a Leeds fan leaving the Dolman ". To explain this one CA.A few years ago we were playing Leeds at AG.Leeds scored to take the lead and a Leeds fan in the top corner of The Dolman started celebrating. He was then assisted down the steps with a barrage of kicks and punces by unimpressed Dolmanites in what was an early exit from aforementioned stand even by Dolman standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Sexual prowess is measured on the Rudolph scale. Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheddarReds Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, downendcity said: Sexual prowess is measured on the Rudolph scale. Q Christmas will never be the same again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Dolman'd - To be busy It was so busy it took bloody ages to get out. Proper Dolman'd it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, CheddarReds said: Christmas will never be the same again It's no wonder he's got a red nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 A Walshy Shuffle - the act of looking into your CEO’s eye and fooling him into thinking you’re gonna sign a contract and then run your contract down to leave on a free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon bristol Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Hamstringed. The ability to stop running suddenly and then not play again for 6 months. dad, wheres cod (name can be interchangeable) oh hes been hamstringed son. oh, thats him out for 6 months then. Just now, Simon bristol said: Hamstringed. The ability to stop running suddenly and then not play again for 6 months. dad, wheres cod (name can be interchangeable) oh hes been hamstringed son. oh, thats him out for 6 months then. This thread is genius by the way, cheered me right up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Campbell-Rice (verb): to run around frantically in a circle, for no discernible reason, only to arrive back where one started, having achieved nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Kilkenny.To leave your house twice a week for several months of the year.Point at things for ninety minutes then go home again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To be Dasilva'd (football term) I thought id got away from him, but he ran right through my legs and I didn't feel a thing. Totally DaSilva'd me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingers Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 I weimann’ed it for hours, thought I’d taylored it, but the boss gave me an osman. Told me I need to stop kilkennying about or I’d get holdened. He’s such a darrell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDziek Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Liam Robinson - to put in a lot of effort but fail to score ”Our Reg spent all evening putting in the groundwork with Tracey from Accounts but he’s Liam Robinson’ed at the last moment and he’s gone home on his own for a pot noodle and a …..’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Roofed - used by City fans to announce a new arrival. E. G. Fred & Mavis roofed their new daughter Britney, who weighed in at 6ib 3oz at 11pm on 5th June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To get away from it all by having a nice quiet drive,on empty streets,with nobody paying you any attention-"Wot you up to later mate?"."I need a bit of peace and quiet so I am going on a "g*s open top bus tour". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihai Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 LJ, for the fashion lads in football that have more succes in clothes and haircuts than in football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillies Downs Leeds Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To be Iain Bairded. "I was walking down the street when a driver wound down the window and Iain Bairded me" - gesture with the middle finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Cotts. To win everything in one year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Be Cheesleyed When a big star makes their much heralded debut in the capital but are then completely upstaged by a little known country bumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyClapper Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Gone Nigel To exude an air of menace such that local journalists and wild dogs fear for their lives. As in : It looked like he’d gone Nigel so we got the **** out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Not O/Sed. Continued disbelief, despite something being verified by numerous different sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Holdened it. Promoted because you blagged the job despite more qualified candidates being available. Matty Taylored. When a talented, good looking, successful person steals a deluded, scruffy looking, 6 fingered persons favourite toy. Just because they can (and then they rarely use it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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