Berkshire Red Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Marinovic- Someone incapable of performing even the most basic of task. To have a marinov - To cause concern to all those around you through your eratic and often costly actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Journalist Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Nicky Hunt - To travel forwards but do so at such a slow pace that it appears as though you're moving backwards. Handily doubles up as Bristol rhyming slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, And Its Smith said: A COD - to only be appreciated by your bosses. A COD Lot - a ratio of wages to goals or assists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big dosser Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 bas savage to getting so close to achieving your goal only to fall or get shot at the final hurdle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 An atyeo; A supplier of free range chicken eggs. A galley. A filler of onion bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 A JET - to do something great at a lower level than is then remembered, thus becoming more overrated as each year passes. More controversially could also be called an S.Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Marvin - to massively overestimate the value of an asset “Yeah I bought one of those NFTs, reckoned it could be worth £10m but I marvined it” To Joey - to continually blame others for your own shortcomings “He said Ben Garner was at fault for his wife getting hit, but I reckon he joeyed it” To Fevs - to produce an excessive amount of data to prove your point “I asked for a quick one pager on the companies performance but he Fevs’d it and gave me a 20 page deck. I couldn’t be arsed to read it all so just agreed with him” (Sorry Dave…) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDarwall Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Gordon Owen. The ability to break hearts that you'd already broken a little while ago. To be Bannanised. To be desired for years to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 A Bristol Brexit - see also; 'The Fewers Lament' From a top 6 sunny upland of comfort and prosperity, you inexplicably decided to throw it all away in a moment of madness (in their case, losing heavily to Swansea whilst we were congratulating Preston on promotion at Ashton Gate) thus starting a downward spiral that decades later, no obvious signs of recovery have sprouted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redysteadygo Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, And Its Smith said: A Big John - to make a significant contribution and have a statue made of you and a stand named after you. Only in Bristol not in England World Cup history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: To Marvin - to massively overestimate the value of an asset “Yeah I bought one of those NFTs, reckoned it could be worth £10m but I marvined it” To Joey - to continually blame others for your own shortcomings “He said Ben Garner was at fault for his wife getting hit, but I reckon he joeyed it” To Fevs - to produce an excessive amount of data to prove your point “I asked for a quick one pager on the companies performance but he Fevs’d it and gave me a 20 page deck. I couldn’t be arsed to read it all so just agreed with him” (Sorry Dave…) You’ve sussed me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Extra points to people that come up with ones that aren’t just footballers traits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 "So on a scale of 1 to Dziekanowski, how drunk were you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Loïs said: "So on a scale of 1 to Dziekanowski, how drunk were you?" "I was absolutely Peacocked". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 I just ******* Tomlin’d that burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Five pillars = "utter bulls**t" As in "Dear deluded Sag, stop telling us you had 10,000 fans locked out yesterday. You're talking five pillars again" In days of old a "Parrog" (better known as Parr OG) would have been parlance for "a common occurence". As in "It's no surprise the Blue Few are crying after being hammered again. That's a parrog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To miss work due to a seemingly avoidable accident-"Sorry boss.Cant come in today.I had a Carey barbecue yesterday ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 For Bob's sake. No explanation needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To climb onto a sunbed and forgot to get off until two months later-"Oh no!I've done another Jonesy!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Head Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 hours ago, CyderInACan said: A Scotty - a takeaway or dine-in at the local Indian Or a sign that you don’t speak Welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 *"The old Dolman salute" That moment when the sun comes out and 5,000 people perform a perfectly synchronised military style salute. (*For fans of Johnny Vaughan's Mexican Handbags). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 A disappointing Rolls. Not to be confused with an underperforming prestige motor vehicle. When your slow cooked hock doesn't melt away from the bone with a slight tug from a fork and instead represents a piece of yarn of indeterminable length. 'Cor, that barbie the other day was a right drinkathon, probably explains why the pork was well undercooked. That ham was well stringy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To seemingly find yourself in the wrong area,but are luckily helped to vacate the area by helpful strangers. -"Like a Leeds fan leaving the Dolman ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Always Believesham Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Garita - a £50k punt will surely forever be associated with him That, and endearing yourself to fans by retweeting in a foreign language without asking questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Not being interested in multiple subjects bit still being unable to frequently comment on them all- Robboreding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 55 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Five pillars = "utter bulls**t" As in "Dear deluded Sag, stop telling us you had 10,000 fans locked out yesterday. You're talking five pillars again" In days of old a "Parrog" (better known as Parr OG) would have been parlance for "a common occurence". As in "It's no surprise the Blue Few are crying after being hammered again. That's a parrog" * * see Connorog and Lowog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 hours ago, And Its Smith said: A JET - to do something great at a lower level than is then remembered, thus becoming more overrated as each year passes. More controversially could also be called an S.Taylor Is this directed at me Dave. Christ, you’ll be starting on Ade Akinbiyi next. Get out. Get out now. I think I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bainsey Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 When someone misses an absolute sitter I don't believe it, he's just pulled a Fammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gornagain Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 An Eastend. A compass that doesn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 As a child,to go on a school daytrip and upon opening your packed lunch,be greeted by stale and out of date offerings-"Oh no.Mum has packed me a "g*s buffet!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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