BanburyRed Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Someone accused of being 'a right Nicky' (Hunt), some prior knowledge of cockney rhyming slang required! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Tomlin. Be an absolute genius at your trade but you just can't be arsed. Brookered. To be assaulted on a night out. If someone has 'Galliers', they are an angry little man that wants to fight everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gornagain Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Saggy bottom. Can be either the league table in May or what you see if you're behind one of the younger BRFC fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 To Lansdown it. Say one thing and do the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDziek Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Doing a Jon Lansdown - to do some colouring in and drawing. ”where are the kids - theyre being quiet? Yeah, they’re in the lounge doing a Jon Lansdown” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Doing a 'Jonesy' Sunbathing to excess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingers Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Tried out this Tinder stuff recently. Couldn’t match with anyone as I got the tinnions and could only swipe left. So I akinbiyi’ed it down pampams where I turned on the nobles and found myself a right little agostino. Didn’t go so well when she came back to mine though - after our amorous exchange she explained she was looking for someone a bit more Mark Gavin, and a bit less David Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Doing a ‘Holloway’. Talking absolute nonsense when no one asked you, and then always eventually changing the subject to be about you or yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FNQ Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 To be a Foster.. a complete friggin imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Notgetinya Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 “He absolutely Bartoned his Mrs” Barton(ed) - to assault, specifically male on female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Hopesy:- someone who cannot find a pair of socks. ‘look at that **** over there ’who?’ ’the bloke with no socks on’ ’******* hopesy!’’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 To canopy :- unsuccessfully polish a turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 To elbow someone :- try and take a sneaky pic of someone, without their permission, whilst drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 The O'Driscoll He asked me "If Angelina had come to bed eyes, would you go or not"? What an O'Driscoll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 `The vast majority of City fans`. The two blokes I go with and a chap I was talking to down the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 "The Gap" A very abbreviated way to summarise 20 years of being vastly superior in every possible way, to your piers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 El-Abd: Someone you’ve heard is an absolute legend… but when you meet them they’re actually pretty disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Murray Mint - not a boring old sweet but an exciting winger or a dedicated kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redseptember Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 I went to the Hippodrome this week, got there 15 minutes after the performance started. Left for the interval 10 minutes early and came back 10 minutes late. Left 15 minutes before the curtain dropped. Absolutely Dolmaned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FNQ Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 A Donhi… not to be confused with a Weston Donkey. (The latter having more pace, direction and purpose) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.