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Just now, BS2 Red said:

My kind of town, it's equidistant between London and Reading. And has Europe's largest trading estate.

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough 
It isn't fit for humans now, 
There isn't grass to graze a cow 
Swarm over, Death! 

Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens 
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens, 
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans 
Tinned minds, tinned breath. 

Mess up the mess they call a town - 
A house for ninety-seven down 
And once a week for half-a-crown 
For twenty years, 

And get that man with double chin 
Who'll always cheat and always win, 
Who washes his repulsive skin 
In women's tears, 
 

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Just now, stortfordred said:

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough 
It isn't fit for humans now, 
There isn't grass to graze a cow 
Swarm over, Death! 

Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens 
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens, 
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans 
Tinned minds, tinned breath. 

Mess up the mess they call a town - 
A house for ninety-seven down 
And once a week for half-a-crown 
For twenty years, 

And get that man with double chin 
Who'll always cheat and always win, 
Who washes his repulsive skin 
In women's tears, 
 

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43 minutes ago, stortfordred said:

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough 
It isn't fit for humans now, 
There isn't grass to graze a cow 
Swarm over, Death! 

Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens 
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens, 
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans 
Tinned minds, tinned breath. 

Mess up the mess they call a town - 
A house for ninety-seven down 
And once a week for half-a-crown 
For twenty years, 

And get that man with double chin 
Who'll always cheat and always win, 
Who washes his repulsive skin 
In women's tears, 
 

And they made him a Knight of the Realm...

Overrated.

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3 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

I've seen this a number of times, but Dudley is a borough. There is a Dudley town in it, but it is all part of the Black Country conurbation - a continuous built-up area that has WBA, Wolves and Walsall as clubs representing it.  It's only the vagaries of  how local government divides up the Black Country that mean there is no actual league side in Dudley Borough.

As a stand-alone town, I always understood Chelmsford was the largest town never to have seen league football. 

Except that Chelmsford is a City, it was granted City status in 2012.

RR said Town. But didn't specify dates for his quiz question.?

 

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11 minutes ago, CodeRed said:

Except that Chelmsford is a City, it was granted City status in 2012.

RR said Town. But didn't specify dates for his quiz question.?

 

That would rule out Bath and Wakefield as well.

Dudley is part of a continuous built-up area, not really a massive town in its own right.

Maybe somewhere like Hastings or Eastbourne would be the largest specific TOWN without a professional club?  :dunno:

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6 hours ago, DaveF said:

And they made him a Knight of the Realm...

Overrated.

 

2 hours ago, 2015 said:

Lets hope you don't read the poem John Betjeman wrote about Slough.. and they made him a knight of the realm, overrated

An amateur will often stitch up a professional. 

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