Nogbad the Bad Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: DaveFevs 'esque Noggers! I'll take that as an insult a compliment, Ska! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Thanks for that. Do you know, this is something that has been bugging me for years. I have never had the fortune to go to Goodison Park, but I was convinced I had heard the Z Cars theme played on the tannoy at the start of a match somewhere - I just couldn't remember where, and now I know! I have, this match: Won't say it was good fortune to be there necessarily, freezing day, 4-1 defeat, and remember we had to really keep our heads down after the game! Did get a photo of the scoreboard after Whitehead put us one up though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Reserved for any team from the wrong side of the river. They should have built a wall not a bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Nogbad the Bad said: The only song made up by me that seems to be remembered by others! Surprising it's got a couple of mentions in the thread though because as far as I remember it was only sung by our group in the open bit of the EE - maybe at 1 away match too - and he wasn't with us long. The full version: When it's Spring again, we'll sing again Gertie from Amsterdam! When he's on the wing, we'll start to sing Gertie from Amsterdam! That was about it I think - corker isn't it!? I used to stand right at the front behind the fence/wall ie with my back to the exit/entrance of the East End, in our Div 1 days. There was a chap who occasionally wore his yellow B52s t shirt nearby. I preferred the second album Wild Planet. Mesopotamia. their 3rd, was woeful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Tip toe through the East End with your razor and your hob nail boots we’ll tip toe through the East End with you. Tip toe through the Tote End with your hand bag and your powder puff we’ll tip toe through the Tote End with you. Remember my older brothers singing this,both old school 60’s skinheads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixtyseconds Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 8 hours ago, MarcusX said: That's brilliant Really enjoyed those years in the East End, used to just go along on my own but you didn't feel like you were there on your own once you got in the stand. I've been to a lot of games as a neautral and not seen many home atmospheres like that in the modern era As you appreciated that sketch heres another. Geordies away. Large group of West streets finest are in one of those club come pubs places. The DJ thinks he a top comedian big noise. Cracking jokes about Wurzels blocking the motorway and sheep. The club come pub place is running a karaoke competition for a bottle of champagne. DJ top noise dares the Bristol City fans to pick a song. Our usual suspect strides up. Gets handed a list of ditties. Comes to our boys turn. Gets asked what’s what and its just the microphone and no music ”. DJ top noise “ Whoa we’ve got Tom Jones here .. “ And then the education begins.. “When the moon shines on the Cowshed and we’re rollin in the hay ..” The place erupts with gangs of City Lads all around the club joining in the chorus. In a time and place like that there was no need to ask who won. Our boy drops looks at DJ former top noise tells him to keep the champagne and walks off leaving the mike in Deejs hand with his jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stCityExile Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 I remember as a kid, in the East End in the 1970's the crowd chanting to some opposing player, "Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him!". I can't remember now who we were playing, and I certainly had no idea who the abuse was directed at, or their alleged misdemeanor. Not much has changed in football, or society then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 The one we would all like to sing next home game " HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE, WERE WINNING AT HOME" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Ha, ha Phil, as I got ever more interested (fanatically!) in City, so I became less interested in my education. City's promotion season 75/76 - and all that time obsessing about City, and following the club home & away - corresponding with my A' levels year didn't exactly help my time spent revising, or my results. Never mind, wouldn't have missed that City era for the world, great times - and the only blokes I still know from schooldays (all in the year above me) I first became friends with through a shared love of City and going to away matches with them in the 70's. I well remember back in the early 1970s, FA Cup away to Wolves. A quick departure after Saturday morning school down to Temple Meads, change of clothes in my rucksack together with a few text books. I changed in the train toilets (school uniform, shirt and tie shoved in said rucksack) and spent no more than 10 minutes revising for forthcoming mocks before giving it up as a bad job. I had left my rucksack in one of the luggage containers at Wolverhampton station, and I remember an almighty argument with the local Police trying to retrieve it before the return journey to Bristol as there had been a spot of trouble after the game - Ernie and his milk bottles. To cap it all, we lost 1-0 as well, even though we had Bobby Gould playing for us - Wolves had the great Derek Dougan playing for them, although it was John Richards who scored their goal, just about the only time he got the better of Geoff Merrick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 58 minutes ago, Sixtyseconds said: As you appreciated that sketch heres another. Geordies away. Large group of West streets finest are in one of those club come pubs places. The DJ thinks he a top comedian big noise. Cracking jokes about Wurzels blocking the motorway and sheep. The club come pub place is running a karaoke competition for a bottle of champagne. DJ top noise dares the Bristol City fans to pick a song. Our usual suspect strides up. Gets handed a list of ditties. Comes to our boys turn. Gets asked what’s what and its just the microphone and no music ”. DJ top noise “ Whoa we’ve got Tom Jones here .. “ And then the education begins.. “When the moon shines on the Cowshed and we’re rollin in the hay ..” The place erupts with gangs of City Lads all around the club joining in the chorus. In a time and place like that there was no need to ask who won. Our boy drops looks at DJ former top noise tells him to keep the champagne and walks off leaving the mike in Deejs hand with his jaw. The Geordies are a great laugh. Wonderful hosts when we went up there in 2009. I'm not sure they would be quite as hospitable for some teams though. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 15:47, chinapig said: As I was walking down Stackpool Stapleton Road Singing singing City are the Champions I saw Don Megson* lying there eye-o ,eye-o in the road I said to him what's up my friend He said the East End's here again Singing singing etc... *ask Grandad kids! The version I remember from 74 / 75 era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron-Bcfc Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: The Geordies are a great laugh. Wonderful hosts when we went up there in 2009. I'm not sure they would be quite as hospitable for some teams though. Was the same when we last played there in 2017, sadly Sam Jacks closed though shortly after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireSection Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 There's only one Jamie Cureton, packet of sweets and a cute little smile Curetons a ******* paedophile! PAEDO, PAEDO, PAEDO! You're going home in a Bristol Ambulance! In the park, in the park, You're gonna get you're ******* head kicked in in the park. C C CSF When I was young I had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence. The only tune that I could pay was **** the pope and IRA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Probably already on here but sang from the East End in the 70s . Come and have a go if you think your hard enough. And back in the day if we were playing shit week after week was the chant of What a load of rubbish, witch you don't seem to here today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, YorkshireSection said: There's only one Jamie Cureton, packet of sweets and a cute little smile Curetons a ******* paedophile! PAEDO, PAEDO, PAEDO! Now, that was brutal! Dodgy gas 8astard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman_Stand Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 "Shanghai on a Tuesday night" was a shortlived favourite What's that coming over the hill, is it Showunmi?! We're Bristol City we always believe Give me a C(eeeeeee) Ohhhhhh Bassoooooo Marvin Elliotts was simple but fun Sign on with a pen in your hand to the tune of YNWA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman_Stand Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, YorkshireSection said: There's only one Jamie Cureton, packet of sweets and a cute little smile Curetons a ******* paedophile! PAEDO, PAEDO, PAEDO! You're going home in a Bristol Ambulance! In the park, in the park, You're gonna get you're ******* head kicked in in the park. C C CSF When I was young I had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence. The only tune that I could pay was **** the pope and IRA. Forgot about that one, didn't we try signing him at one point after he'd left Rovers? Wonder why he thought better of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Just now, Dolman_Stand said: Forgot about that one, didn't we try signing him at one point after he'd left Rovers? Wonder why he thought better of it! I think Cureton got that chant at every ground he visited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomThumb84 Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Obvious what my all time favourite is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobbsoldun Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Swapshop! Tiswas! Swapshop! Tiswas! .....Eastend in the 70's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Not us but thought this was worth a mention. Everton fans in the early 70s. To the Knock kneed Chicken chant. We hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John but most of all we hate big Ron and we'll hang the Kopites one by one on the banks of the royal blue Mersey. La la la la la la, we re the Everton Boot Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis, xxx Holloxxxx is a horse's arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, stephenkibby. said: Not us but thought this was worth a mention. Everton fans in the early 70s. To the Knock kneed Chicken chant. We hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John but most of all we hate big Ron and we'll hang the Kopites one by one on the banks of the royal blue Mersey. La la la la la la, we re the Everton Boot Boys. I'm no fan of Man U, but I'm indebted to poet John Cooper-Clarke for bringing to my attention this anti-Liverpool chant, sung to the tune of a then-popular cartoon character: Kop T**ts. The unbelievable. Kop Tw***. We all know you sign on the dole And you live in a f-ing shithole Kop T****! Edited September 27, 2021 by Red-Robbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED LAND MAN Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Over there (East end pointing at away end ) over there and do they smell clap clap clap like fu##ing hell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED LAND MAN Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Doc ,doc Docherty , you committed perjury sang to Man U manager Tommy docherty from the east end ..he was found not guilty at the old bailey in 78 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) 17 minutes ago, RED LAND MAN said: Over there (East end pointing at away end ) over there and do they smell clap clap clap like fu##ing hell That was to Jim Reeves’ ‘Distant Drums’, and the first two lines were: I hear the sound Of distant bums Over there, (etc.) Edited September 27, 2021 by The Dolman Pragmatist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED LAND MAN Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, The Dolman Pragmatist said: That was to Jim Reeves’ ‘Distant Drums’, and the first two lines were: I hear the sound Of distant bums Over there, (etc.) Yes mate that’s it ...sorry mists of time an all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 50 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: I'm no fan of Man U, but I'm indebted to poet John Cooper-Clarke for bringing to my attention this anti-Liverpool chant, sung to the tune of a then-popular cartoon character: Kop T**ts. The unbelievable. Kop Tw***. We all know you sign on the dole And you live in a f-ing shithole Kop T****! Never heard that before now iv got this vision of Brains giving Dibble shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wild Bunch Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Another vote for Tom Thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Masala said: He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis, xxx Holloxxxx is a horse's arse 'He looks like a horse's arse, he smells like a horse's arse, he is a horse's arse, oo a, oo a!'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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