The dastardly red Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Bit moody as got work at 5. Sorry but I have to update you on phrases I hate. By a country mile Billy big bollox He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy Bazoongers Absolute basket case of a club Florist/Man Ure/Bournemuff/Pressed Ham etc. I'll probably remember more as the day goes on so will keep you posted. Thanks for listening. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 35 minutes ago, The dastardly red said: Bit moody as got work at 5. Sorry but I have to update you on phrases I hate. By a country mile Billy big bollox He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy Bazoongers Absolute basket case of a club Florist/Man Ure/Bournemuff/Pressed Ham etc. I'll probably remember more as the day goes on so will keep you posted. Thanks for listening. The nicknames like Florist etc are so lame, yeh we get it, Florist sounds like Forest, cant OTIB introduce an autocorrect function to remove these? FFS has to be the most annoying post ever. Why sign into OTIB and then onto the match day thread to just post FFS, what a waste of time and energy! Not so relevant now but ‘Little Lee’ used to do my head in, such a deliberately derogatory and patronising phrase to use. To add a positive spin, I do enjoy when the puns take hold for a few pages, unlike the Monty Python quotes which we all know and have heard a billion times, just in OTIB, but still get trotted out to prove we all know the script of Life of Bryan! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 39 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: The nicknames like Florist etc are so lame, yeh we get it, Florist sounds like Forest, cant OTIB introduce an autocorrect function to remove these? FFS has to be the most annoying post ever. Why sign into OTIB and then onto the match day thread to just post FFS, what a waste of time and energy! Not so relevant now but ‘Little Lee’ used to do my head in, such a deliberately derogatory and patronising phrase to use. To add a positive spin, I do enjoy when the puns take hold for a few pages, unlike the Monty Python quotes which we all know and have heard a billion times, just in OTIB, but still get trotted out to prove we all know the script of Life of Bryan! And hands off our Half Man Half Biscuit references! 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 “Boils my piss” is a phrase that brings my urine to a very high temperature 5 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyhutchscurlymullet Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Someone calls the play offs the 'pray offs'. Every. Single. Time. First I thought I was a typo. But, no. 5 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter1450 Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 29 minutes ago, bobbyhutchscurlymullet said: Someone calls the play offs the 'pray offs'. Every. Single. Time. First I thought I was a typo. But, no. Think that very same poster use’s the name “ Florist “ also……….. I’m not very eloquent when it comes to putting my feelings onto the page,but it would seem to take more effort to use these childish replacements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 ‘On the front foot’ really annoys ….how many feet do they have? My cat has front feet , footballers don’t ….all this front foot back foot shit ….piss off! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 DM's used to be something you wore on your feet when I was growing up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Puns. They are the perfect way to utterly destroy a thread for the comedically-challenged. Especially fish puns which should result in an immediate ban. "Hur hur, "plaice" sounds like"place", hur hur." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Puns. They are the perfect way to utterly destroy a thread for the comedically-challenged. Especially fish puns which should result in an immediate ban. "Hur hur, "plaice" sounds like"place", hur hur." Agreed. As mentioned above, when someone says "for f*cks hake" on the match day thread, it's just the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 It annoys me when posters refer to players by their initials, ie TM has a year left on his contract. There was one the other day had me scratching my head for ages till it turned out to be a typo. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The hand of RO'D Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Baaadiff has to be the worst one for me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tts_city Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 "Agenda" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said: FFS has to be the most annoying post ever. 42 minutes ago, Porto Red said: Agreed. As mentioned above, when someone says "for f*cks hake" on the match day thread, it's just the worst. FFH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 "That chance would have been converted by the Harry Kanes of this world".... Calling all Harry Kanes, lets see who can score goals like the Tottenham and England forward! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said: To add a positive spin, I do enjoy when the puns take hold for a few pages, unlike the Monty Python quotes which we all know and have heard a billion times, just in OTIB, but still get trotted out to prove we all know the script of Life of Bryan! Not only do we know the quotes, but some of us even know that the film is about a man mistaken for Jesus, rather than a former City player now playing (occasionally) for Fulham . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire robin Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Singing section 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boadle Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 "Give your head a wobble" "Absolute melt" "I'll drive him there myself" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galley is our king Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 "Ian Gay knows what he's talking about" Oh, sorry, don't think anyone's actually said that...... 7 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitchinRed Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Post after post after post that just agrees with or repeats a previous post. A single thread can have tens of pages, but it gets really difficult to actually find the key points that are being made. If you agree with a post, just use the voting button, and only reply to it if you have a fresh point to make. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 I always find it embarrassing when two people get into an argument on here and one calls the other ‘petal’ or something as if it’s some genius cutting insult. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 hours ago, bobbyhutchscurlymullet said: Someone calls the play offs the 'pray offs'. Every. Single. Time. First I thought I was a typo. But, no. Alright I’ll tag him @Robbored 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 When a transfer rumour *appears* to be fizzling out and some moron says ‘Close thread’ or ‘Next!’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Presser , no it is a press conference, using this does not make you appear more knowledgeable or in the know 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 We`ve got more chance of getting (insert name of actor/pop star/tv personality that has a similar name to the alleged transfer target). 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, The Horse With No Name said: It annoys me when posters refer to players by their initials, ie TM has a year left on his contract. There was one the other day had me scratching my head for ages till it turned out to be a typo. Agree with this one. I was quite relieved when Kevin Pietersen was sold to Coventry. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Per Se . Not just on here but anywhere. Awful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Responding to a thread with "who cares?" Well evidently you do since you took the time to open the post, read and reply. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 (edited) The Gate Be careful what you wish for Job for Cotts Any mention of the Avon Gorge hotel (including this one!) Edited August 14, 2022 by Kingswood Robin 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, Lew-T said: Alright I’ll tag him @Robbored Every fan of the clubs involved in the play-offs ‘pray’ that their club will win them - nence the pray offs………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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