pongo88 Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 Something that I never thought possible - it’s on a par with the songs for new players that get suggested on the forum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 Total wrong un Shameful that he won sports personality once 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 49 minutes ago, Bannerman said: Both will be sharing a cell, Giggs on top Disturbing imagery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 No Pam Ayres is he. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebristolred Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 42 minutes ago, TomF said: Everyone talking about the poem when he also messaged this I almost can't believe that's real. It's like someone joking and pretending to be David Brent, that's nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) Jeez, it makes Vogon poetry sound like a cross between Wordsworth & Byron ! BTW I laughed at the "well endowed" bit because I have it on good authority from a girl (well, woman now) who "met" said Giggs on holiday abroad when he was just becoming famous, and according to her, he was MOST disappointing in the trouser department ! Edited August 18, 2022 by slartibartfast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Apparently witnesses for the defence include the Chairperson of Salford FC and Sir Alex Ferguson! Of course they'd know everything about his private life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Please make it stop. Obviously thinking of two different words beginning with L was beyond him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 15 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Jeez, it makes Vogon poetry sound like a cross between Wordsworth & Byron ! BTW I laughed at the "well endowed" bit because I have it on good authority from a girl (well, woman now) who "met" said Giggs on holiday abroad when he was just becoming famous, and according to her, he was MOST disappointing in the trouser department ! Not as big a d1ck as he's become now, then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 I is for idolised, by me 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Just now, Kid in the Riot said: Please make it stop. Obviously thinking of two different words beginning with L was beyond him. Probably because super injunction begins with “S”. Lies and (incredibly expensive) Lawyers both begin with L, though? Obviously we await a verdict before saying too much but I think Ferguson & Neville are really going to regret their decision to get involved here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said: Please make it stop. Obviously thinking of two different words beginning with L was beyond him. Does Ryan Giggs only know one word that begins with L? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 19 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said: Please make it stop. Obviously thinking of two different words beginning with L was beyond him. He could have done a musical version.. Unfortunately I couldn't find a clip of Morecambe & Wise doing this with Angela Rippon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Does Ryan Giggs only know one word that begins with L? He's Welsh, so knows this one. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but that would stretch his literary ability way beyond it's limits! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 minute ago, downendcity said: He's Welsh, so knows this one. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but that would stretch his literary ability way beyond it's limits! Yeh autocorrect would probably ruin the poem if he tried that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 15 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Jeez, it makes Vogon poetry sound like a cross between Wordsworth & Byron ! BTW I laughed at the "well endowed" bit because I have it on good authority from a girl (well, woman now) who "met" said Giggs on holiday abroad when he was just becoming famous, and according to her, he was MOST disappointing in the trouser department ! He wore plus fours ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 17 hours ago, cidercity1987 said: Total wrong un Shameful that he won sports personality once Most who win that have the personality of a turd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Most who win that have the personality of a turd Yes, it's horribly misnamed; it should simply be sports person of the year. Nobody has ever won it for their personality; if that was genuinely the criterion then John Virgo shoudl have won it for this: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul G Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 18 hours ago, chinapig said: "Greatest ever coo". Is that pidgin English? It's Scottish for cow! Which makes the poem even better I feel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, downendcity said: He's Welsh, so knows this one. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but that would stretch his literary ability way beyond it's limits! I hope you love my cock as much as we all love Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: I hope you love my cock as much as we all love Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. That would have slipped off the tongue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 L is for :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 (edited) This is demonstrably brilliant. Edited August 19, 2022 by Silvio Dante 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 19, 2022 Admin Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 46 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: This is demonstrably brilliant. It got worse... L is for legs lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 52 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: This is demonstrably brilliant. What a ****...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, Bannerman said: Both will be sharing a cell, Giggs on top At least it won't be Lester Piggott Edited August 19, 2022 by Son of Fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Maybe he should have just settled out of court. Looks a right ******** now - and it aint going away.. What an absolute inadequate tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 27 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: Maybe he should have just settled out of court. Looks a right ******** now - and it aint going away.. What an absolute inadequate tit. It's a criminal trial. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 6 hours ago, GrahamC said: Obviously we await a verdict before saying too much but I think Ferguson & Neville are really going to regret their decision to get involved here. Interesting choice for a character witness, said individual was famous for threatening, bullying and intimidating match officials and indeed the odd player or two.. one received a cut eyebrow at half time.... Hardly Mother Theresa 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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