Aizoon Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) 13 years of Margaret Thatcher, the dog died, my wife left me, the Gas dropped out of the League. It was too much. I walked up to the Suspension Bridge to end it all - AND IT WAS THE BLOODY BALLOON FIESTA Edited August 8, 2015 by Aizoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 I was horrified to witness the BRFC youth team playing football with a hedgehog last week ..... I was just about to phone the police when I realised the hedgehog was winning 4-0. "Boom-boom!!" Yes. TFR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aizoon Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bloody typical! You wait for ages for a Big Tone joke - then nine of them come along together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bloody typical! You wait for ages for a Big Tone joke - then nine of them come along together I'm in London so I'm learning from the bus service 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigTone Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 A gang of shoplifters has been stealing clothes in size order. Police say they are still at large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kiwicolin Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 Knock knock. OK . I will ask Who's there ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Woman in a taxi arrives at her destination and is horrified to find she has no money on her person. She offers payment in kind to the driver, who asks her what she proposes. She removes her knickers and shows him her fanny, to which he replies, "have you got anything smaller"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) Mrs watching the news last night. She turns to me and says "what do you think will happen in Syria?"I said its between juventus and Roma for the title.. Edited September 9, 2015 by The Batman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 OK . I will ask Who's there ?Nasal sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Nasal sex.Nasal sex who ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Nasal sex who ?*uck nose. Edited September 13, 2015 by RedYoshi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Nicholls, Sinclair, J Clarke, Lockyer, Parkes etc................... Absolutely hilarious!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I always wanted to be a sound technician, sadly didn't make it .........but I'm not one to, one to, one to complain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I managed to get a lie-in this morning ......... got up early and told the wife I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 My girlfriend didn't appreciate the New York flights I bought her for her birthday.Then she really upset me - when she refused to play darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I was seeing this girl for about six weeks -until someone nicked my binoculars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I was relaxing on a beach when this fat bird comes over and said "Would you rub this lotion onto my back please?""I'm afraid I'm only here for the day" ..I replied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking but then I saw her face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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