Flesh-harvesting aliens have submitted a bid to buy Newcastle.
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) October 6, 2021
They vow to exterminate the human race, while delivering cup success and European football.
"No owner is squeaky clean," says this @NUFC
fan." Let's see their chequebooks before we judge."pic.twitter.com/F23f1bYWDo