Flesh-harvesting aliens have submitted a bid to buy Newcastle.

They vow to exterminate the human race, while delivering cup success and European football.

"No owner is squeaky clean," says this @NUFC
fan." Let's see their chequebooks before we judge."pic.twitter.com/F23f1bYWDo

— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) October 6, 2021