'Orns Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Read this in 442 last night, Pompey song to the Fools & Horses tune - could we adapt if for City? We've got some bare bones, cheap loans, a stadium that creaks and groans, Niko, Pedro and England's number one in goal, Joe J., Tony A., backing Harry all the way, A chant that gives the lads a push, When it's bellowed by a mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush No flat pack stands, just Archie Leitch, No golden sands, just Southsea beach, Blue and white, star and moon, Atmosphere that makes you swoon, God bless PFC; Long live PFC; Viva PFC; C'est magnifique, PFC; Magnifique, PFC; PFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Read this in 442 last night, Pompey song to the Fools & Horses tune - could we adapt if for City? We've got some bare bones, cheap loans, a stadium that creaks and groans, Niko, Pedro and England's number one in goal, Joe J., Tony A., backing Harry all the way, A chant that gives the lads a push, When it's bellowed by a mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush No flat pack stands, just Archie Leitch, No golden sands, just Southsea beach, Blue and white, star and moon, Atmosphere that makes you swoon, God bless PFC; Long live PFC; Viva PFC; C'est magnifique, PFC; Magnifique, PFC; PFC rollox does that get actually sung. great though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 rollox does that get actually sung. great though Think the fans adopted it as their Cup final song as there wasn't an official one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 My favorite is still (about Park Ji Sung - Man United's Korean): "Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country. It could be worse, you could be scouse.... eating rats in your Council house!" And that one actually does get sung. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pottyun69 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 After Delia Smiths 'lets be havin you' speach , when chelsea played norwich: We've got abramovich , you've got a drunken bitch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Horsman Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 My favorite is still (about Park Ji Sung - Man United's Korean): "Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country. It could be worse, you could be scouse.... eating rats in your Council house!" And that one actually does get sung. A lot. F*cking class that is, like Shakespeare meeting Wordsworth over a pint of Natch........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderhead_sumpter Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Looks good on paper but no one would ever know what you were singing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 best chant EVER is a cricket one to Shane Warne. He's fat He's bent his arse is up for rent Shane Warne Shane Warne And One man went to bed, went to bed with Shane Warne, one man and his dog, went to bed with Shane Warne. and for Ronaldo.. hes strong hes quick hell make you look a ###### RONALDO! RONALDO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 My mates a liverpool fan and he says they'll be singing this to man utd next season : (same tune as their torres song)(Summat like this) Your scars prove you should be dead, Tevez Tevez You should of signed for us instead, Tevez Tevez You F#####g ###### you Argie C### They sewed your head on back to front Carlos Tevez - Human Monster Head Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackIKnowski Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Based on how much I laughed when I first heard it, my fav is a Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink special: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, fat Eddie Murphy!!! You're just a fat Eddie Murphy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire_red Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Another cricket one but a sledge, playing against East Lancs Paul Reiffel beat the outside edge of one of my team mates time after time. At the end of an over he was chatting to his partner in the middle and Reiffel says: "Hey mate you've got some shit on the end of your bat" the batsman looks down at the toe end of his bat and Reiffel quips "No mate, the other end". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Read this in 442 last night, Pompey song to the Fools & Horses tune - could we adapt if for City? We've got some bare bones, cheap loans, a stadium that creaks and groans, Niko, Pedro and England's number one in goal, Joe J., Tony A., backing Harry all the way, A chant that gives the lads a push, When it's bellowed by a mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush No flat pack stands, just Archie Leitch, No golden sands, just Southsea beach, Blue and white, star and moon, Atmosphere that makes you swoon, God bless PFC; Long live PFC; Viva PFC; C'est magnifique, PFC; Magnifique, PFC; PFC Cant see this being sang at a game, great though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 My mates a liverpool fan and he says they'll be singing this to man utd next season : (same tune as their torres song)(Summat like this) Your scars prove you should be dead, Tevez Tevez You should of signed for us instead, Tevez Tevez You F#####g ###### you Argie C### They sewed your head on back to front Carlos Tevez - Human Monster Head Classic Heres another version ~(to the tune of The Animals go in two by two) His neck scar proves he's lost his head Tevez,tevez You'll never ###### a sexy bird Tevez Tevez You ugly ####,you Argie C*** They've sewn your head on back to front Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASSO Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Barry George is innocent What were the words to this song? I thought it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 and for Ronaldo.. hes strong hes quick hell make you look a ###### RONALDO! RONALDO! More agreeable for me would be: hes strong hes quick he is a ##### pr!(k tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondsbury_red Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 this is the best chant http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjI&...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy ateyo Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 One man went to bed, went to bed with Shane Warne, one man and his dog, went to bed with Shane Warne and for Ronaldo.. hes strong hes quick hell make you look a ###### RONALDO! RONALDO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cummins17 Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 my favourite football chat ever : We always believe, we always believe, we're bristol city we alwya believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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