M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no1cityfan_tucks Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs!That is pure quality! haha! never laughed so much in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 That is pure quality! haha! never laughed so much in ages! Dolly's bought the T34 tank that I wanted for the Walsall trip. Oh well a tank museum will loan me their T34 for a cheap rate of hire. It's seen below with its Soviet Red Army crew drinking Vodka from the barrels. I'll just need to convert the Vodka barrels to cider barrels for its Bristolian Red Army crew The T34 V12 diesel engine I'm currently modifying in my garage for extra power and speed...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Red goblinYou cant drive that it has no lights and look at the state of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 beet this then ....This is me arriving with me cider at the bescot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Fricking excellent.The funniest threads ive read on ages.Can we have more posts/threads like this pleasePs. Do we really want a woman driving (even if it is Dollymarie!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Ps. Do we really want a woman driving (even if it is Dollymarie!!)I don't care anymore I'm taking me copter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 and they wonder why he was kicked out of the forces!!!quality though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeRed Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs!That is pure quality! :Laugh4: Things we got to do to avoid the the West Midlands Police just to watch a game of football :Laugh4: :Laugh4: This has to be post of the year so far!!! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I don't care anymore I'm taking me copter You'd better hope she is only driving and not in charge of the blooming big gun thing then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You'd better hope she is only driving and not in charge of the blooming big gun thing then! Didnt think about that look what she did to the DR.F's tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs!What you like pub3000. who,s the tank captain driving...... and agree is POST OF THE YEAR.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Am I even qualified to drive it, don't you need a special license.Id have a bloody good go at parking it though, right in the Walsall dressing room.Made I larf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Am I even qualified to drive it, don't you need a special license.Id have a bloody good go at parking it though, right in the Walsall dressing room.Made I larf!made me laugh aswell and i started it ...I will sort you out a licsense later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You havent seen her parallel parking with a corsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You havent seen her parallel parking with a corsa Neither have you then obviously, I can bloody well park thankyou young lady!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs!Fair play, I'm .issing myself with this thread.Top quality.PS a few naked beatuies driving the tank would be nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 PS a few naked beatuies driving the tank would be nice... No I am not taking my clothes off, tis far too cold!!!Will still drive it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Loving this thread! Made me giggle! Worth all the time and Effort Pub3000. Thanks for the midweek smile! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Didnt think about that look what she did to the DR.F's tank QUALITY,No I am not taking my clothes off, tis far too cold!!!Will still drive it thoughOpps sorry Dolly, your a Lady....too good for that.Some ald slappers sat on the top would be nice thou......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Some ald slappers sat on the top would be nice thou.........I don't want to see Ashtonyate naked thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS10 RED Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Didnt think about that look what she did to the DR.F's tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Porter Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm glad i put a few smiles on your faces BUT wait a min I'm serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Quality thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southy354 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Brilliant especially with the pub bit on the side, lets see what the WMP have got though beat that then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm glad i put a few smiles on your faces BUT wait a min I'm serious It's a nice try but, honestly, we're not going anywhere until you sort out the tread on those tires!Remember WMP don't need much excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Any questions? other than "who'll clean up the mess"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I have noted from the previous thread that there were some concerns to the law regarding the use of this tank and the motorway!Well don't worry i have added a number plate and some headlights,so all should be fine.Also i noted that you had cider barrels on the back,so i have added several pumps(please bring your own glasses)Lastly i have found us a driver (hope you don't mind marie but we need someone with some sense to drive)well there we go enjoy yourselfs!Last week's outing to Walsall was a complete success with hardly any sign of the corrupt West Midlands Police.....To avoid the destruction of the M5 motorway's tarmac, - units of the BCFC Cider Army use the fields at the side for the trip to Walsall last Saturday....Units of the BCFC Red Army 'Dolly Marie' division take Walsall centre with their WWII T34 tanks, absolutely no sign of any corrupt West Midlands Royalist Gestapo Police .......PS and we beat Walsall FC 0-3 !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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