The Gasbuster

Priceless ! "On a recent occasion on a Saturday morning, a ball hit our gates so hard we thought a car had driven into them''. "I went out and confronted the players and was passed over to the manager, Joey Barton. I've never heard of him but after a bit of a discussion, he agreed that they would try and refrain from kicking balls into our garden''.

Can they not get ANYTHING right ??

They would never get a Conte, obviously. They are very good at appointing C***s, though

Yeah, rhymes with Dogger Bank ?

"Yeah, we'm gaseads are loyal and true, we would never shout abuse at r manager, only them gurt shidheads do that !" Wanchors, the lot of them.

And the frustrating thing is that just a couple of seasons ago they were broke, dire and struggling to avoid the drop. Let's hope we have FINALLY got it right with NP.

Yessssss !!!

And their Messiah, Johnson KuntHarris scores for Posh

0-3

When that bloke calls out all the results at 5.00 pm, their result should be read out first (at least it would give the country a laugh). "The Bristol Rovers 2015 Cup....... Bristol Rovers 2015 0 Leyton Orient 2..... .....and now The Premier League... Arsenal 2 West Ham 2......"

2015 currently in the bottom two.

2015 0-1 Leyton Orient

Here’s hoping ! Punishment is way overdue in this case.

With only 700 away fans, will the 15ers close one of the two portaloos allocated to them ?

Verstappen at 24 is about the same age as Michael Schumacher, when he underwent a personality change

This SHOULD (?) keep ******* Ronaldo off the front and back pages tomorrow !

Oh no, not ******* Caroline !! ?

Yesssss !!!!

As we would say on a match thread FFS ! ?

Service break !!

First set to Emma 6-4 C’mon !!

And Emma is a qualifier ! ?

Just how good will these two be in their mid twenties ? Incredible match so far.

P.N.E. West Brom West Ham Southampton Northampton Queen of the South East Fife East Stirling (or did they go bust ?) Southend (cheers Sweeney !)

Age or weight ?