NOTR

1 minute ago, glynriley said:

Almost certainly something about Windass.

Fancy having someone who has never played for your club as your ultimate hero..weird lot.

Only if it rhymes with a certain ladies name,they are weird though.

3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I thought they were playing in Portugal last night..? Not sure if it was their game V Hull, or if that got changed. 

Either way, they lost, so I'm guessing it was the youth team or something that would have played V Taunton. 

Edit: Lost 2-1 Vs their best friends in the world. Hull City. 

Was shown a YouTube clip of some of their ummm... followers last night in Portugal,guess what they were singing,only one guess mind.

6 hours ago, myol'man said:

Here's how one of the blue few would like to deal with the season ticket scammer;

Hope they find the guy, take him behind the West Stand and beat the sh*t into him before bringing his lifeless body on the pitch to throw tomatoes at for half time entertainment.

Family club? 

Amd they're talking about tinned tomatoes mind.

Just now, Bristol Rob said:

Do you have an expensive watch?

Rumour is, Wally wants to part ex his time piece for a Snoopy Timex and a Vax carpet cleaner.

Surely that would be Micky Mouse watch.

10 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said:

So the player the billionaires couldn't meet a fee for a couple of weeks ago has signed for forest green 

There are some thing's in life that money can't buy,Luke James isn't one of them by the looks of it.

1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

 

Has Ronaldo ever played in goal?

I bet he's a great keeper as well.

1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

I can just imagine them using a nice combination of Clunch and Mouses Back with a hint of Moles Breath to bring out the ambience. 

 

http://www.farrow-ball.com/colours/paint/fcp-category/list

A gert big dollop of dogs breath would be more appropriate,but unfortunately it's been discontinued.

Just now, In the Net said:

I heard it was Cannon & Ball - apparently they've diversified. 

What! They've decided to do some comedy now have they?

1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

£7.2 million for a new sprinkler system, some grass seed, new curtains and 4 tins of paint..?! I think they must have been well over charged by the carpet cleaners! 

The paint was made by Farrow and Ball,and to be fair it is an expensive paint.

10 hours ago, BobbyC said:

Sorry mate!

It looked like rusty metal to me.

Yeah! But the lock and chain was uncalled for.

12 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Not quite correct, they played mostly in black and white stripes from the early 1900s until the First World War. Then they had a Spurs style kit for 8 years (white shirts, dark blue shorts) then an Everton home-style kit before adopting the quarters in 1931.

What is also interesting is that they ditched their "world famous" quarters from 1962 to 1973 - instead playing in kits more akin to Sheffield Weds (home) and Everton (home) again.

In summary, a history of pretty shite kits....

They have in fact only worn the world famous quarters for just over half of their history.

2 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Bastard. Ok (gulp). Had her.

A Quicky or all nighter.

1 hour ago, The Joker said:

He is a belter i must admit,ignore the ****,i recon a ex resident of the Hortham lane somersault factory before they pulled it down.

He still lives in the ruins.

22 minutes ago, Aizoon said:

He had sex with a toiler seat?

Yes but that was oral sex.

10 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

I went along just so I could pick up one of the free pens ...

Sags can write ? You'll be telling me they can read next.

8 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

7805 of which 170 from Walsall. Bulging.

Yeah! but don't forget there was the tour of Britain to compete with.................................NOT.

It came across as a sporting Spinal Tap.

On 13 August 2016 at 21:47, Smaller than a flea said:

It's a virtual sellout tomorrow.  Oxford have taken their 1,200 and over 9,000 have been sold in advance. POTD will soak up the rest.  

Darryl's strange new hairstyle is firmly gelled in place. Matty is wearing his lucky scoring pants.  And our stunning new Macron kit is ready for its League debut.

 

You just know Kruger wears Tracksuit bottoms with poppers on the bottom, & fried egg stains on his washed out blue & white shirt

Don't forget the black shoes and white towelling socks,fashion guru's them sags.

it would be interesting having buckets at our first home game just to see how much was collected!!

Reading this thread you'd have a load of buckets full of piss.

Oh dear, all their eggs in one basket.

Another caption-style competition.... one word (so not the far-too-easy "laughed at") to replace "envied"

 

My try:

 

pitied

Ignored

I think it's a blessing in disguise for them really,it was never going to be big enough for their huge fan base.

Oh look the Gas now want charities to pay for them to have a stadium.  But it is ok because they will let them use the gym for free.  Despicable and shameless, such a horrible little club.

But above all a desperate club.

Caption Competition?

 

 

God I hope this doesn't go tits up,or this picture will come back and bite me on the arse.