The Fat Controller

But not in the rain. Fair enough after an exciting few minutes.

Far less dangerous than being 2-0 down.

******* hell. We're ahead in the first half. What do we do now?

Can't see O'Dowda being left out completely. Unless he's injured?

I'd say we were pedestrian first half but it would be unfair on pedestrians.

Failed audition to be a Lego character

I'd imagine the fine jar will be empty given who they all play for.

Oh ffs enough of that too.

Absolutely nothing to do with me, thanks.

I think its an entirely believable figure.

Does anyone know the Fleetwood score?

Looked a stonewall pen to me. No reason at all for Tomlin to go down when he's about to shoot from that position.

I was on holiday for both of those games. Somebody text me that we'd scored 4 and Woolford was MoM and I just knew he was bullshitting. When I got a similar text after the second game I couldn't believe that either. I returned home expecting a great season and was extremely disappointed.

If you complain maybe they'll give you a food voucher as compensation.

All over. Professional performance.

You're probably right. Elliot on for Freeman. Presumably to collect the trophy/tin of paint.

Game gone a bit flat.

Wilbraham header saved from.offside. Bryan's rebound header doesn't count.

Pack shot high and wide.

Fielding fingertips shot from left hand side of penalty area on to post. Rebound sent wide.

2-0 mark little header is saved and the rebound seems to hit him and goes in.

Wilbs shot wide from distance. 1 min added on. Half time.

Walsall shot from distance not far over after Ayling heads clear cross.

Pint of Guinness number 2.

Pack shot from distance comfortable saved low to keepers left. Mark little run and one two with Agard is mopped up easily. 38 gone. Sawyers booked for foul.