pol_bishop25

I still miss my ex wife... My aim IS getting better though.

I was thinking about committing suicide so I called a suicide hotline. They redirected me to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was thinking about committing suicide. They asked me if I could drive a truck for them.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they.

What do pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? The wall was their last great hit.