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I’ll apologise for any unintended hurt feelings now but I can’t believe that the people behind this club aren’t on a spectrum. It’s just not normal behaviour to consistently be so far out of touch with practically everything that they do. 

Beryl Fudge would never have any blue flowers in her garden, or weeds as she described them. 

53 minutes ago, Abraham Romanovich said:

Just seems to be one of those days

I have some Himalayan rock salt that had “the purest mineral content that had been formed over 2 million years”.

Regrettably I went to use it whilst cooking breakfast, and it turns out it had passed its sell-by date a week last Tuesday.

How unlucky is that FFS?

My wife buys bottled water. It takes ten thousand years on its journey through the Peak District but once opened you have to drink it in three days WTF

27 minutes ago, italian dave said:

Agree with all of that Graham. Mind you, it makes a pleasant change to watch someone who appears at least half comfortable/competent speaking for the club for once recently!

You’d have thought anyone would realise the risks though, wouldn’t you? It wasn’t that long ago that we fell into the trap of believing that just because we’d bought Kodjia and Brownhill for peanuts and sold them at a huge profit that we could carry of doing that at will. Now we seem to have fallen into a similar trap off believing that there’s a Scott and a Semenyo coming out of the academy every year. 

The only club to ever make that model work was Crewe - but their ambitions didn’t stretch much beyond league 1. 

Going ahead it looks like the model for our academy is a puppy farm. Bang them out as quickly as possible and just take the money. 

Was that clown Jon Lansdown in charge of putting the clocks back at Ashton Gate today, instead of putting them back an hour he’s put us back years. 

What a sad spineless family we’ve got running our club 

My grandmother accidentally gave birth to my aunt in Tredegar in 1933 but rushed back to Bristol to get her registered there.She didn't want to live with the shame of her being Welsh.

20 minutes ago, Northern Red said:

It seems comparisons are allowed when they're favourable to the women.

Don't dare try it when it's the other way round though.

That feelings normal if you’re married