Unan

https://sports-10.com/bristol-city-sheffield-wednesday/

Zidane - I'm more into headbutting than head coaching. Pochettino - I can't pronounce his name, let alone manage under it. Conte - I asked him for his tactics, he just gave me a death stare. Mourinho - Special One? I'm the Only One. Klopp - Too much hugging, not enough time for tactics. Guardiola - I heard he only signs players who can play the piano. Ancelotti - I need a manager, not a chef. Simeone - I don't speak Spanish, and I don't plan on learning. Bielsa - I'm not sure I want my tactics on a PowerPoint presentation. Rogers - His accent is thicker than our chances of winning the league. Wenger - He might try to sign players on a tight budget, and we've already got enough of those. Moyes - I need someone with a bit more... success. Van Gaal - I can't deal with that level of philosophy. Pulis - We're trying to score goals, not prevent them. Benitez - I asked him for his plan, and he handed me a 50-page dossier. Mourinho - I'm pretty sure he's still busy getting revenge on all his former clubs. Solskjaer - I want a manager, not a caretaker. Pulisic - I said manager, not player. Lampard - I heard he's still arguing with VAR decisions. Big Sam - I can't afford the restaurant bills. Moyes - I need a manager, not a time traveler. Hodgson - He's been managing since before I was born, and I need someone with a bit more energy. Hassenhuttl - I can't even pronounce his name, let alone spell it. Potter - I asked him about his tactics, and he started talking about pottery. Rangnick - I need a manager, not a chess grandmaster. Tuchel - I don't speak German, and I'm not about to start now. Nuno - Wolves are fine, but I need someone who can manage a whole pack.

They had to get rid of Nige now, with two very winnable games coming up it would've been much harder to get rid of him after those.

Blocked, ***** for brains

Heard from your nonsense mate down the pub I assume

No shock it’s a blue few that’s bad at maths

ROBIN9S C1TY W1NS ASHTN GT9

He was there along with all the other Chelsea staff when they played them in the cup. Dense lot them.

https://www1.footybite.cc/event/bristol-rovers-stevenage-live-stream/1236693

I wish I had to cherry pick but these are the first 2 comments re new managers

+1

They were Championship 21/22

You miss the irony of you jumping on every post that could be considered slightly ‘anti-pc’ with your ‘careful of the pc police jumping on everything’ posts.

It’s still always you bringing ‘pc’ up, think you’re the one with the problem :laugh:

Has a dream last night we played that new reserve keeper and were 3-0 down to the Gas within 35 minutes. Awful, just awful.

https://backfirstwo.com/total/9.php

Harsh red for Gas to be fair, woman beater though so maybe less harsh than originally thought https://hd.espnv2.online/46/0/leagueone-f/1

Link please, Sunderland Boro stream doesn’t want to work for more than 40 seconds

Missed 2 goals due to RobinsTV

I added the Economic Order Quantity model just for you demand_rate = 500 ordering_cost = 100 holding_cost = 2 lead_time = 2 def compute_optimal_order_quantity(): # EOQ formula: Q = sqrt((2 * D * S) / H) optimal_order_quantity = math.sqrt((2 * demand_rate * ordering_cost) / holding_cost) return round(optimal_order_quantity) def reorder_stock(current_inventory): optimal_quantity = compute_optimal_order_quantity() reorder_point = demand_rate * lead_time if current_inventory < reorder_point: shortage = reorder_point - current_inventory order_count = math.ceil(shortage / optimal_quantity) total_order_quantity = order_count * optimal_quantity place_order(total_order_quantity) current_inventory += total_order_quantity return current_inventory def place_order(quantity): print(f"Placing an order for {quantity} units.") current_inventory = 150 current_inventory = reorder_stock(current_inventory)

Why our stock ordering isn't automatic is beyond me, it's 2023, and we aren't using an automated system. Analysing historical sales data, seasonal trends, social media analytics, customer surveys and feedback (yeah right), competitor analysis, customer segmentation, etc etc. I ran better sales campaigns as an 18 year old selling Fruit of the Loom tops online. threshold = 100 order_quantity = 200 def reorder_stock(current_inventory): if current_inventory < threshold: reorder_amount = threshold - current_inventory place_order(reorder_amount) current_inventory += reorder_amount return current_inventory def place_order(quantity): print(f"Placing an order for {quantity} units.")

And Joeys gave him a pay rise

Pushing kids?