Lanterne Rouge

Off to a bloody Christening in Exeter in half an hour so gonna be relying on you lot for updates. Should be back for the second half though.

They`ve got a few out looking at their forum, Martin & Naismith definitely, Maddison possibly and it appears touch and go if Hoolahan will be fit. They say some nice things about Korey on there too.

Lets just hope we don`t go into meltdown on here if we do get beaten badly. Norwich as far as I can see are the sort of side that we`ll either beat narrowly or lose by a few to.

Oh it is. it will be just up his street, a medium sized arts centre with a fairly small audience.

The Plough in Torrington.

I`m going to see the legend that is JCC tonight!

And I`m guessing it would be the Donna Summer version?

In your pants?

There are a few valid comparisons if you expand it to teams close by each other rather than in the same town/city. Boro/Hartlepool, Man City or Utd/Stockport or Oldham or Bury or Rochdale, West Ham/Leyton Orient, Liverpool or Everton/Tranmere.

That`s why the Louie Donowa goal was sooooooooo sweet.

Supported presumably? He won`t be used to that.

As we all thought then, we have to beat Middlesex and make sure we get at least as many bonus points as they do. We`ll have more wins than them if it comes down to both being level.

Sangakkara out. Too little too late.

Bad for England but good news for Somerset. They were saying on 5live extra yesterday it was only a side strain and he was expected to go down under but that seems unlikely now.

At least Hampshire lost, that`s something I suppose. Trouble is they`re away to Warwickshire next week.

So Paul Pogba cost Man Utd 222 Tilsons, I think all transfer fees should be quoted in this form, it`s so easy for fans to understand.

It`s known in the trade as three quarters of a Tilson isn`t it?

Much as I hope we never play them again, if we did I so want it to be while we still have MT.

We just have to wait until January. He`s out of contract then and can walk away from them if he wants. From what I`ve heard, that`s what he`s intending to do, he just hasn`t told them yet.

You`ve got to have a dream as if you don`t have a dream how you gonna have a dream come true.

I bet he`s got them stupid pointy shoes on that all these pillocks in jobs that require talking a lot of bullshit wear.

It would be nice but sadly they have Warwickshire at Headingly to play. Mind you, they`ll probably stuff them now they`ve been relegated like happens in football.

All he has to do is just look around him and it will become clear why it will never happen. Is there any part of that ground that wouldn`t disgrace the Conference South?

Well they`d struggle with a crowdfunding appeal.

Thirteen points covering the five teams from 3rd to 7th with two games left. Anything could happen but it`s looking more and more likely that the Middlesex game will be the relegation decider. Surrey could well be in trouble if it goes down to most wins too.