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Ironic or what? it is on the site of an old lunatic asylum !

OOH, i can see me ! Balding bloke ,stood directly above the vomitory (sorry Dolly).

How much is that roll of Sellotape, mate ? I've just split me sides !

It's SO frustrating the way the game went. If we'd lost 1-0 we'd probably be saying "oh well, on to the next". One bad half out of 2 away games ain't bad. We can put it all behind us on Saturday. One warning note....Derby have only scored ONE goal this season. 0-3 it is then !

Here we go, we ae all officially shite, apparently !

Must be something about that place. Remember going in early 70's....abandoned ,due to an Arctic blizzard at H/T !

Hat trick, even the ref (Gordon Hill) clapped his third ! The guy who ran the show was Chrissy G who was given a standing ovation from the SW fans when he had to go off ! Great trip. EDIT Sorry, didn't see bemmyredjeff post .

Dunno, can you get fake Toyotas ?

Don't have to cover my eyes, too small for me to read anyway !

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS !

Spot on, Omnishambles would be more fitting !

You know damn well they've had their MARQUEE signing, we've been taking the piss out of it all summer !

I wish he'd been wired to a lie detector! It was like the interview room ..." No comment....no comment".

Fair play, it's twice the turn out of the "open top tour" !

A re-make of "Carry On, Follow That Camel" ?

Must be a City fan, then !

Ever heard of Masochism ?

I ****** hate that phrase !

Don't let them use the Gents !

I thought we were 0-1 down when called off and it was Heffernan who scored ?

You are Maureen Evans, and I claim my £5 !

Oh yes please, Bert !

The whole ground was superb, loudest I've heard in a long while. AND TBF Villa were what I thought Newcastle were going to be.

Blow you winter wynds and stop my balls from freezing "Blow yerself" the actress said, teasing,teasing,teasing !

****** spell checks !!!!