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Dollymarie

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  1. I agree, but it still means a lot that you WOULD have laid down your life if you were called upon. I hear Jamie Cooper was hoping to be well enough to make it to todays events as well. Lets hope he did.
  2. Great post Bucks, and thankyou for what you did too mate.
  3. Indeed, what a day to have your birthday. Hope you had a lovely day, heres to another early start tomorrow morning for all us petrolheads.
  4. Can I do one????? Three teddy bears in an airing cupboard, how can you tell which one is in the army? Its the one sat on the tank!!!
  5. I'm not aware of there being any accidents or incidents on the pitch so from a "health and safety" point of view I think we did ok.
  6. Guess that makes me immature then Oh good and I do try so hard to be silly!
  7. Ive got the bruises to prove I was. How the hell I didnt notice them this morning I don't know, but then I was only half awake and semi drunk still.
  8. Yay can you bring them for my half time snack please!
  9. Am I counting all the stairs I have to walk down to get out of my flat? And the 2 hour diversion to the Nova Scotia?
  10. I'm walking down the hill from Clifton. (the short cut)
  11. I'll let him answer for himself but lets just say "one team in keynsham" isnt in Keynsham, and hes coming over for the game.
  12. I'm going to slap you on Saturday!!! The P word must not be mentioned!!!! (Will problee jump round like a loon, ring everybody I know and go AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH down the phone then hang up, and walk round with a big grin on my face for a very long time)
  13. Man walks into a doctors surgery with an apple on his head "What seems to be the problem here then?" says the doctor "Well Ive got this growth on my bottom" says the apple. (believe it or not that was part of an english lesson in my school today)
  14. Last night I went out and got very drunk and decided to walk home on my own past the supermarket. Its ok it was a Safeway!!
  15. What orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  16. Tone are you doing these jokes retrospectively? Only the title does say joke of the "day" We're only on day one and already weve had over 20.
  17. Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
  18. Whats brown and sticky A stick!!! (can this be the bigtone and Dolls thread then?)
  19. Can anyone join in or is it just Tony? Ive got a particularly bad one.......... How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rock-it!
  20. Have you been hanging round on street corners stalking again? I doubt he even went, so probably got a good nights sleep.
  21. I can deal with special needs, not sure id want the variety your speaking of though. And I would like to point out that I was never going anywhere!
  22. And its been such a peaceful Christmas as well. don't you think?
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