Dollymarie

I'm going to slap you on Saturday!!! The P word must not be mentioned!!!! (Will problee jump round like a loon, ring everybody I know and go AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH down the phone then hang up, and walk round with a big grin on my face for a very long time)

Man walks into a doctors surgery with an apple on his head "What seems to be the problem here then?" says the doctor "Well Ive got this growth on my bottom" says the apple. (believe it or not that was part of an english lesson in my school today)

Last night I went out and got very drunk and decided to walk home on my own past the supermarket. Its ok it was a Safeway!!

What orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Dear god I hope not!

Tone are you doing these jokes retrospectively? Only the title does say joke of the "day" We're only on day one and already weve had over 20.

Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!! (can this be the bigtone and Dolls thread then?)

Can anyone join in or is it just Tony? Ive got a particularly bad one.......... How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rock-it!

Have you been hanging round on street corners stalking again? I doubt he even went, so probably got a good nights sleep.

I can deal with special needs, not sure id want the variety your speaking of though. And I would like to point out that I was never going anywhere!

And its been such a peaceful Christmas as well. don't you think?

Have you discovered it too now?

Hey but I had fun though!

I think you'll find the Rotherham one has been bound and gagged, well maybe not bound, but gagged certainly. Ok ive said too much - shoot me now!

It's oh so quiet Shhhhhhh shhhhhhhh It's oh so still Shhhhhhh shhhhhhhh (anyone noticed anything?)

Id like to see proof of this cheating. I was on radio brissle once, and nicked the mike in the DEH, so how does that constitute cheating, surely a bit of impromptu thieveing of microphones would give me extra points for ingineuty? Jealousy is a terrible affliction

You're just jealous cos ive got more spotted points than you

I am indeed, is there anything particular you would like me and Lis to shout this time? I was thinking the usual rendition of the Enoch song, plus "Scotty give us a shave" Any i've missed?

Honestly, the man has no class hey Bucks!?!

If you had been in Live chat on Saturday you would know my dear.

No he cant Beeeeeee

Shuddup you, did you get a PM back off Chesh today did ya did ya??? Cos I did like!

Live AND work thankyou very much!

Oooooooooh handbags!!!!