Report Written jokes thread in General Chat Posted October 9, 2007 Ok, to start heres a treat of a few gems:My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel. I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said," You've got collara." I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn't put it down. My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.michael barrymore has been asked to do panto season.he says he doesnt want toas he did aladdin 6 years ago and still hasnt heard the last of it.
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michael barrymore has been asked to do panto season.he says he doesnt want toas he did aladdin 6 years ago and still hasnt heard the last of it.